Neighbourhood Necromancer - Another fine CYOA from Choice of Games

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Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Could you clarify, do we take the undead to school with us? If so then that is my vote, else Hairdresser

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 22:17

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:48

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

mayhem

Because if you have undead and aren't causing mayhem what is the point?
After all the undead don't kill... they recruit.

Ouroborus fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Sep 25, 2014

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 22:53

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Wait for Master Max to notice you.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 17:34

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Agree and act cool.

Bastienne is so totally over the undead, dude.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 20:25

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Technically what she did there was desecrating a corpse. Clearly the best response is full on Undead Attack

If the zombies retain some memory, taking the hair dresser might let us get free haircuts for the undead... FOREVER.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 03:59

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Recruit more skeletons at the graveyard

Ouroborus fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Sep 29, 2014

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 16:43

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Sheesh, Bastienne is going to be picked on by all the other necromancers. "Where's your undead army?! I see like five deads. That's enough to like, harass a kindergarten class."

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 21:55

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Saucy!

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 23:04

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Zombies ate my chip shop employees!

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 03:47

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

C-C-COMBO
I detect no possibility this could backfire.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 15:59

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Hopefully the undead horde still remembers how to attack!

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 06:17

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Go to bed early
By CYOA logic Bastienne will find a portal to a world made entirely out of dead things between her sheets. Either that or trick or treaters will keep her awake anyway.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 16:30

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

wait
Are there a lot of stupid deaths in this cyoa?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 16:20

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

> Kiss Sam

Hopefully the zombie doesn't get a boner, the skeletons either at that.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 20:04

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Darth TNT posted:

It's a good attempt, but your pun delivery falls flat. I rate it 5 out of 10.

BAM!KISS!POW!

I thought it was pretty punny -- no bones about it.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 22:17

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Automatic Slim posted:

rear end in a top hat

The ancient vampire, late known as rear end in a top hat... Awesome!

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 11:12

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Cathulhu posted:

All that stuff about stakes, garlic and crucifixes. Is it true?
Does he approve of the depiction of vampires in film and TV?
Why does the humerus do what it does?

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 18:44

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Fangz posted:

Ornate skulls? Did we just upgrade to lichs? We should ask the vampire.

Daaaaad! Were you touching my undead army?!?!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:09

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Impassioned speech...

Aw hell who am I kidding

Slaughter!

'cause you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2014 19:38

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Slaughter Max, see how mighty he really is.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 14:48

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Walk boldly past them

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 17:57

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

I can't believe that worked, sweet!

Anyway

Teen Rebel! gently caress you Dad, you can't tell me what to do, you don't even have fangs!

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 15:17

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

We'd be boned without Skeletons

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 20:30

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Kill max, Maximum carnage!

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 18:33

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Seems weird that the people the undead kill aren't coming back.
Obviously we need more of 'em from the graveyard.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 20:58

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Force of Will

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 04:11

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

We're just a wage-necromancer working the graveyard shift

# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 17:19

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Say Hi As long as he dies before telling anyone he'll not be able to increase our detection rating.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 17:42

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

To the graveyard!

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 16:23

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Titanic We don't want the Banshee pissed at us.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 16:46

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

We ain't afraid of no Lord Byron looking bastard. Head out

# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 21:46

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

"This room kinda sucks..."

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 16:23

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Follow that bus!

# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 06:55

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Swim Swim hungry!

We'll just have to hope that a river will give up her dead, even if the lakes and oceans do not.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 16:14

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Loot the car!

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 16:37

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Let's call him rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 22:56

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

T-man posted:

Vampire Yip Yip.

yup yup

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 22:38

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Crepuscule Adepte posted:

I bet we can lecture the cop. Let's try to lecture the cop!

Answer the door.

Tell him we're a freewoman on the land and the law he enforces isn't applicable to us. Sovereign Necromancer!

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 18:38

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Invite

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 00:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:48

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

This room is terrible, yo. My parents hosed here.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 21:41

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