Neighbourhood Necromancer - Another fine CYOA from Choice of Games

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Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Look out!

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 02:44

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:57

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Keep our wizbiz safe.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 01:59

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Pick up the bone to use as a weapon!

Well, goodbye, parents.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 05:27

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Back off!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 19:36

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bury them in the cellar Next to the bricked up chap and the wine.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 06:21

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Nyaa posted:

Hit it with your shovel. "STAY DEAD, DADDY!"

The best response.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 05:43

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Look at the stones.

We need to try to find the Kendal Kids' own dead relatives to have them rip their throats out.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 22:56

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Go to school.

What kind of true master Necromancer doesn't at least learn their latin?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 19:00

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Have our horrible monsters hide nearby in case we need to do shenanigans.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 22:41

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Betcha ain't had an undead wedgie before.

This is right thinking.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 02:58

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Hey, Maxy Boy! We have GHOST WIZARD POWERS!

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 05:00

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Talk about it

Maybe he's a necromancer, too?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 03:39

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Joke about drug deals because that sounds the most cynical.

We totally scored some sweet Alabama liquid snake. Do it.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 18:33

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Pay for the haircut

Honestly, the scenes where no-one notices the walking dead are the funniest.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 04:57

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Hair's done, now time for Chips and fish suppers

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 16:44

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

It seems to be a question of whether we want to be petty, small-minded psychos or one of the leads from Weekend at Bernie's or Shaun of the Dead. I'm personally pulling for the latter, and it seems like most of the rest of us are, too.

As for right now, we won't get any food unless we wait for the shop to open.

This is the proper decision, yes. And agreed, this is way more fun as a sort of weird absurdist comedy than 'Lol zombies murder'

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 07:50

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Sauce bottle time

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 21:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

You got some white on you.

To go with the red. This.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 06:48

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Laugh and scurry off!

No need to murder anyone here.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 07:38

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Pladdicus posted:

NO THEY AREN'T DEAD THEY ARE JUST OUT. FOR BRAINS. EGGS? I MEANT EGGS

I obviously didn't bury them in the basement!

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 00:36

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Go along with it.

I'm sure he'll understand.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 02:48

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Introduce him to our kickass undead.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 22:26

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Ask if she's the gatekeeper. And/or the Keymaster.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 01:47

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Crepuscule Adepte posted:

]I can't help but love someone who would choose to be an Innsmouth horror.

Really, we're Herbert West, she's some other sort of Lovecraftian horror, it's a match made beyond the stars where madness breeds. This.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 19:14

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

What do you think of TV vampires?
What the hell is this humerus thing?
Why are you here of all places?

These are all relevant and pertinent.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 17:57

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

It's funnier when we're actually just a confused british kid getting zombies haircuts and burying her parents in a shallow grave and hitting wriggling bodybags with a shovel.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 21:08

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

x skulls

Best way to put it.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:17

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Impassioned speech!

# ¿ Oct 8, 2014 19:20

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Give them a stern talking to.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2014 22:53

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Punch the goddamn squirrel

I can't not take that option.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 02:21

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

UrbicaMortis posted:

Let's think about Control since that's our highest stat and I want these guys eaten by zombies.

Agreed.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 18:01

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Word on the Wind posted:

We're almost out, let's make a distraction, get what we need and go.

This is a good plan.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 01:46

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Stop that phone!

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 22:42

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Roll behind the sofa for cover!

Action rolls always work!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 05:01

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Skellingtons are highly resistant to bullets.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 06:14

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Spend some time with Sam.

We've just been through some serious poo poo. Bastienne deserves a second to catch her breath.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 18:04

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Hopefully forewarned is forearmed. We should defend the suburbs now.

This is the right plan.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 21:27

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

I suppose an elaborate scheme would be most based on luck.

I know I keep parroting you, Bobbin, but again, this seems reasonable. Also, it sounds like some dudes might get sawn in half, which would be amusing. Goddamn, reading this and reading Hero's Fall is just night and day. Like, here, we're actually getting kinda invested, we had a lot of freedom not to be a psycho murderer and to build a character concept, and we've actually accomplished stuff, like discovering how the bone wand works.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 17:46

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

CHAOS RULES

Ugh, how were we supposed to know that would be an Energy check?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 23:35

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:57

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Admit our mistakes and ask for forgiveness.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 05:02

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