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Should I grill it, or use the oven, or skillet fry. Goons with spoons are insane. I hope you are not.
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puit it in the microwave
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Sep 10, 2014 03:11
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THE PENETRATOR posted:puit it in the microwave I don't understand
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Sep 10, 2014 03:12
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throw it on blacktop in the sun
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Sep 10, 2014 03:12
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Between the butt cheeks of your lover.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:14
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sous vide is not insane in tyool 2014 unless you are literally a retarded baby
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Sep 10, 2014 03:14
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Ketchup
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Sep 10, 2014 03:15
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set the steak on the counter for 30 minutes. preheat oven to 450 degrees. heat your pan on medium high/high heat. sear both sides of the steak for 30-45 seconds then finish in the oven to your desired doneness.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:18
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Guancho posted:set the steak on the counter for 30 minutes. preheat oven to 450 degrees. heat your pan on medium high/high heat. sear both sides of the steak for 30-45 seconds then finish in the oven to your desired doneness. is there any spices or rubs involved? I am not a smart man.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:20
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Grind it up and make a cheese burger OP
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Sep 10, 2014 03:21
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Very carefully
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Sep 10, 2014 03:21
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Grind it up and make a cheese burger OP Why would i grind up a teak to make a hamburger. steamed clams are done. time to eat
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Sep 10, 2014 03:21
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Guancho posted:set the steak on the counter for 30 minutes. preheat oven to 450 degrees. heat your pan on medium high/high heat. sear both sides of the steak for 30-45 seconds then finish in the oven to your desired doneness. This except skip the oven part
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Sep 10, 2014 03:23
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well done
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Sep 10, 2014 03:24
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Charcoal, son.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:25
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Honestly, just eat it raw. I've never gotten sick from eating raw steak and in fact, I think it has made me stronger.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:25
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take the steak, put it in the freezer, then go wait for the bus and go to taco bell
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Sep 10, 2014 03:27
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Slice it into thinner strips and stir fry. Toss veggies in for health. Then take pictures and post on Facebook to try and impress the ladies.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:34
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No no serious posted:Slice it into thinner strips and stir fry. Toss veggies in for health. Then take pictures and post on Facebook to try and impress the ladies. gently caress that, i'd rather burn my house down.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:34
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Grill is best but pan sear on high heat in another good option.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:34
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pan fry it in bacon fat to just flash fry the out side. put pepper on it.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:36
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get it out of the fridge fully clothed take clothes off as you cook it's done when yr nude
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Sep 10, 2014 03:42
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pound the steak with hammer until it's really thin, kind of like a tortilla hang the tortilla meat with clothespin on a string that u can put anywhere in your house (i have about 3 or 4 running through the living room) you'll know the meat is ready when it falls off and turns kind of gray all around. some of the meat always stays inside the clothespin. save this for later as a garnish. now you're ready to toast it. i usually set the toaster to medium dark but you need to watch it carefully. once it's done - coat it in egg white, roll it in breadcrumb - now you're eating steak the way it's MEANT to be eaten (or you can go to APPLEBEES like any other PLEB with no taste) *turns nose up* *nose turns inside out and wraps over face* *face is now exposed muscle and sinew* *angles nose-holes up in disgust*
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VendaGoat posted:Between the butt cheeks of your lover.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:45
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press the steak to an incandescent light bulb for 1 min
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Sep 10, 2014 03:48
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Fry it up then slather it in ketchup.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:51
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throw it on the side of a blast furnace
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Sep 10, 2014 03:53
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slice it up real thin, mix it with cheddar tortilla chips chesse jalapenos black olives, bake it till cheese melts, the add sour cream.
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ColdReaches posted:is there any spices or rubs involved? I am not a smart man. Just sea or kosher salt. Enough to dust over the steak on both sides as it rests on the counter. Don't be stupid and make, like, a salt-crust on it or something just dust it lightly. It'll draw some of the juice from the steak and help you make a nice brown crust on it in the initial pan searing. Do not touch it with any types of sauces or other seasonings please, that's sacrilege. However, if you were to saute some mushrooms with a small amount of red wine while it cooks in the oven, I wouldn't judge you.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:55
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fry some jalapenos and onions in bacon fat to go with it.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:56
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you need to be introduced to the world of boiled mayonnaise it isn't hard and i can't believe how many perfect cuts of meat i've seen ruined by not boiling them in mayonnaise jesus christ people, how lazy can you be just throw the meat in 4 cups of boiling mayonnaise. give it about 10-20 minutes. you'll know it's done when the bubbles start to turn black serve with your favorite blended scotch whiskey
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Sep 10, 2014 04:03
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Eat it raw, death by salmonella gives you a bigger dick
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Sep 10, 2014 04:05
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Big Beef City posted:Just sea or kosher salt. Enough to dust over the steak on both sides as it rests on the counter. Don't be stupid and make, like, a salt-crust on it or something just dust it lightly. It'll draw some of the juice from the steak and help you make a nice brown crust on it in the initial pan searing. Also make sure to buy pepper that comes with a built in grinder. Course pepper and sea salt are the two basic god tier spices for a good steak.
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Astrofig posted:Eat it raw, death by salmonella gives you a bigger dick if you chase it with enough hard liquor you can kill the samenella
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Sep 10, 2014 04:06
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Astrofig posted:Eat it raw, death by salmonella gives you a bigger dick I mean this is death we are talking about... How big?
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Sep 10, 2014 04:07
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I find a quick sear on a cast iron skillet then put into the oven until well done is the best. I can't stand undercooked steak where blood drips everywhere 
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Sep 10, 2014 04:07
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medium rare or get out
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etalian posted:Also make sure to buy pepper that comes with a built in grinder.
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VendaGoat posted:I mean this is death we are talking about... like a thirty inches, they could practically wrap it around your neck as a tie for the funeral
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pan sear it in olive oil just to piss peeps off 
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