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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Drunk & Ugly posted:

any 4th grader knows u gotta force yourself to swallow ten times in a row quickly duh.
way to be behind in the world

this always works , especially with water. but sometimes you cnat help but hiccup int he middle of a gulp and your go PTFBBBBBBHCHHHH and water goes everywhere

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

Make hiccuping part of your identity and become resentful of people who don't have constant hiccups (ciscups).

Hour ten making a tumblr right now

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Ekster posted:

try krokodil

does it come as a raspberry flavour syrup?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

Hour ten making a tumblr right now

Link plz.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just get really drunk or take some muscle relaxers.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TOILETLORD posted:

just get really drunk or take some muscle relaxers.

Ya but what should he do about the hiccups

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

a creepy colon posted:

Ya but what should he do about the hiccups

pills till his muscles don't work and his kids have to call 911.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pill till muscle kill. Got it

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I bet you they never have hiccups over in TCC

Pizzagate Pedophile
Mar 2, 2013

by Lowtax
You should try some good old lsd.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Livers posted:

You should try some good old lsd.

hondarider rereg spotted

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

guys he probably died. he was hiccuping while on a scaffold or whatever it is he does and fell. rip goon :canada:

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
can confirm that cat piss will cure your hiccups. godspeed

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
swallow next time

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I did it guys finally it was the LSD that saved me

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


throwing up always worekd for me

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

oval office raja posted:

take a deep breath and hold it in as long as you can

this will reset your diaphragm
whenever i do this i just end up having hiccups with my breath held because i can hold it for like a minute and a half

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Swallow 3-4 times while holding your breath. Works 100%.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
drink a shot of sweet&sour mix

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oval office raja posted:

take a deep breath and hold it in as long as you can

this will reset your diaphragm

This takes too drat long, a good punch to the breadbasket works faster.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
Muscle spasms are usually caused by potassium and sodium imbalances since the action between the two across the membrane is what causes the muscle to contract, SO:

1.Take some salt.
2.Pour it on a banana (or half of an orange)
3.Eat it.

If that doesn't work then science isn't real.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I get the hiccups absolutely never OP. it's to the point I actually crave the sensation for those occasional brief, fleeting moments when they occur

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