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heres a humorous and light satire outlining the utterly hosed and Shockingly Familiar? rhetoric as we lead up to escalating military intervention in the middle eastthe intercept posted:When judging the hyperbole emerging from Capitol Hill about the Islamic State, you must keep this in mind: “The threat ISIS poses cannot be overstated.” ~~~~September 11th-like tragedy.~~~~ ~black flag of ISIS over the White House~ ~~~~~~~~'dirty bomb'~~~~~~~~~~~
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:56 |
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seriouspost: are there any major differences between shiite and sunnis like roman catholic v. orthodox or is it more of a bunch of differences nobody actually cares about like presbyterian v. lutheran
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:57 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:it is a sickass burn obama is a total failure as president Nah, being remembered at all by history is better treatment than Micheal Moore will receive.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:57 |
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shoulda joined the chairforce. i knew it. gently caress
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:57 |
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Tricky D posted:Nah, being remembered at all by history is better treatment than Micheal Moore will receive. youre dumb
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:58 |
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Business Gorillas posted:seriouspost: are there any major differences between shiite and sunnis like roman catholic v. orthodox or is it more of a bunch of differences nobody actually cares about like presbyterian v. lutheran dont know at all i just wanted to say when i see shiite stuff its kind of bright tacky advertising looking crap about their religion, neon colors with some sheik seig heiling. makes me think of india. bright and cheery then when i see sunni poo poo it looks all hardcore dirtworship scary. based on that it hink the sunnis are dickheads (also s. arabia is sunni so yeah)
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:59 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:did not watch yeah its still got an hour 10 till it starts buddy.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:59 |
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Al Borland posted:Odds are he probably is announcing we've done attacks on ISIS with drones or something. i assume you are joking. that was announced weeks ago tbh tho i totally wouldnt be surprised if most americans werent aware that we have already conducted hundreds of strikes against isis in the last month
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:03 |
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That's what he is. The loving rear end in a top hat is a date rapist. I don't loath this piece of poo poo because he is a center-of-right politician or because he panders or because he doesn't support my interests. Anyone with any sort of power in this worthless country would slice my throat and my interests to get ahead. They don't give a poo poo about truth or fairness or equality. So in this respect Obama is nothing special. So that's not why I loathe him. I loathe this motherfucker because of what he does to people like me. More naive than me, but like me. Younger than me, but like me. More optimistic than me, but like me. I hate Obama because of what he does to the equivalent of my retarded brother. Even republicans realize that McCain is a soft-serve piece of poo poo funneled into a nutcase. No matter how worthless or sick or mindless republican voters are, they are going into this election with eyes wide open. But not the liberal youth. They believe in this loving bitch. This self-serving date rapist spineless cowardly slippery and smooth slick Brooks Brothers suit of nothing. He's somehow convinced them to believe in him. To be optimistic. To "hope" for "change". Here's the thing, though. He's full of poo poo. It's obvious to anyone with the right eye. But people like my retarded brothers and sisters, they don't see it. So if you wonder why I hate Baquack Obama, it isn't because I fell for his bullshit. It's because I know people who are intellectually and emotionally close to my worldview who fell for it. And they are giving him millions of their dollars and thousands of hours of their time just so he can ignore them the moment he doesn't need them anymore and do exactly the opposite of what my brothers and sisters thought he would do. Yes, it's my brothers and sisters' fault for leaving the party, drunkenly walking across the overgrown grass in the backyard and wandering into the outhouse on the edge of the Ozark woods with Baquack Obamailure. But it's his fault for raping them. He is a son of bitch. Because at least Hillary and McCain had enough balls to scoff at the idea of hope or change, in this country, at this moment, by politicians with the same old, self-obsessed ideals that they all hold. But Obama packaged "hope" and "change" as a big red roofie and shoved it down my 12 year-old sister's throat with his fingers until she gagged on his wedding ring, all because he knew once she swallowed it he would get what he wanted. gently caress Barack Obama.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:04 |
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tbh is it really that bad if we just bomb isis and drone strike them as opposed to occupying an entire country for a decade and throwing away trillions of dollars?
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:05 |
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Business Gorillas posted:tbh is it really that bad if we just bomb isis and drone strike them as opposed to occupying an entire country for a decade and throwing away trillions of dollars? i havent seen a single analysis that posits isis can be destroyed without "boots on the ground" (euphemism for another real rear end war and occupation) so really you are asking the wrong question
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:07 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:youre dumb You're right. Centuries from now, historians studying the annals of the fallen American Empire are going to say "Barak Obama was nothing but the first black man elected president of America" and this is something Obama should be ashamed of because presidents are historically known for their accomplishments in office. Just look at Rutherford B Hayes and Chester A Arthur for example.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:08 |
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Tricky D posted:You're right. Centuries from now, historians studying the annals of the fallen American Empire are going to say "Barak Obama was nothing but the first black man elected president of America" and this is something Obama should be ashamed of because presidents are historically known for their accomplishments in office. Just look at Rutherford B Hayes and Chester A Arthur for example. Jimmy carter
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:09 |
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Tricky D posted:You're right. Centuries from now, historians studying the annals of the fallen American Empire are going to say "Barak Obama was nothing but the first black man elected president of America" and this is something Obama should be ashamed of because presidents are historically known for their accomplishments in office. Just look at Rutherford B Hayes and Chester A Arthur for example. setting a low bar for a two term president who rode in on a pretty big horse
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Wars are supposed to be good for the economy but Obama couldn't even get that right
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Business Gorillas posted:seriouspost: are there any major differences between shiite and sunnis like roman catholic v. orthodox or is it more of a bunch of differences nobody actually cares about like presbyterian v. lutheran there are major differences, but the reason that sectarian violence can happen is because nobody cared all that much about them for hte last few hundred years or so Tricky D posted:You're right. Centuries from now, historians studying the annals of the fallen American Empire are going to say "Barak Obama was nothing but the first black man elected president of America" and this is something Obama should be ashamed of because presidents are historically known for their accomplishments in office. Just look at Rutherford B Hayes and Chester A Arthur for example. you done hosed up tricky d
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:11 |
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Effectronica posted:there are major differences, but the reason that ethnic cleansing can happen is because nobody cared all that much about them for hte last few hundred years or so ftfy
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:12 |
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Tricky D posted:You're right. Centuries from now, historians studying the annals of the fallen American Empire are going to say "Barak Obama was nothing but the first black man elected president of America" and this is something Obama should be ashamed of because presidents are historically known for their accomplishments in office. Just look at Rutherford B Hayes and Chester A Arthur for example. very dumb
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:12 |
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"we must. stop. the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you; now watch this drive." ~ Barrack Obama 2014
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:17 |
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I voted for him twice and I dont regret it on account of the alternatives at the time, but lately I just dont know what he's doing. He's riding bikes and saying he doesn't know how to deal with Isis, and I feel like we're directionless as a nation. Thanks for reading.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:19 |
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Supreme Allah posted:I voted for him twice and I dont regret it on account of the alternatives at the time, but lately I just dont know what he's doing. He's riding bikes and saying he doesn't know how to deal with Isis, and I feel like we're directionless as a nation. Thanks for reading. welcome to the republican party
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:19 |
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just remember that tomorrow is the day that ISIS attacks us with MH370, according to a Lt. General of the US Army speaking on Fox News. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4fPmyD6kI
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:20 |
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Supreme Allah posted:I voted for him twice and I dont regret it on account of the alternatives at the time, but lately I just dont know what he's doing. He's riding bikes and saying he doesn't know how to deal with Isis, and I feel like we're directionless as a nation. Thanks for reading. Bush and company made mad bank when the banks collapsed in 2008, the law he signed allowed wachovia banks to just say gently caress you. Bush is a terrible man, and I will not grieve the day of his death.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:20 |
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im piss on his grave probably get arrested for it
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:21 |
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the d&d version of this thread is better because it shows how this all validates marxism/leninism
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:23 |
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Joementum posted:the d&d version of this thread is better because it shows how this all validates marxism/leninism GEorge Bush allowed banks to bypass the rico act. gently caress him
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:24 |
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THS posted:setting a low bar for a two term president who rode in on a pretty big horse I admit it. I have pretty low expectations for the office of the POTUS.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:25 |
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Obama is a shill for the pharma and insurance industries. thats about it.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:26 |
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***Obama outlines bold plan to restore Ottoman Empire, Sultanate***
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:26 |
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i hope we beat the bad guys
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:29 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:i hope we beat the bad guys we are the bad guys
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:30 |
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Here To Help posted:***Obama outlines bold plan to restore Ottoman Empire, Sultanate***
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:30 |
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there's probably a morrissey song that explains this
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:32 |
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ColdReaches posted:we are the bad guys lol
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:41 |
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You can join the Bing / CNN dial test of the speech here.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:43 |
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Dee's nuts
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:43 |
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all hail king obumuu new king of the african international conglomoration
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:43 |
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ahahahahahaha
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lmao remember when D&D and GBS were all Pro-Obama and shilling for him relentlessly.
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