u ever wonder what would happen if like every kid at hogwarts one year got

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Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

sorted into th same house so like its all , ok , gently caress , wht do we do??

I thought the book establishes early on that the whole thing is just a bit of ceremony and that the Sorting Hat rigs the whole deal. Like he was going to put Harry in Slytherin but Harry's like nooooo so the hat is like whatever then Gryffindor. The hat just sorts everyone out evenly under the pretense of looking into their soul. I mean all the stupid kids ostensibly get sorted into Hufflepuff but there's plenty of Hufflepuffs in Gryffindor if you know what I mean.

Business Gorillas posted:

ive been sitting at my chalkboard for a solid 15 minutes trying to think of a magical version of "wigger" but they all basically end up being a misspelled version of "wizard"

Wizboo? Whacker?

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Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

pfs Write posted:

my gramma fell asleep during Titan ae too

I wish I had fallen asleep during Titan AE.

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IronClaymore posted:

Hufflepuff are the guys who like plants the most yeah? I mean their house is the only one who's head teacher isn't some crazy fighter, they've got a gardener instead.

And wizards don't know poo poo about muggle stuff, especially not drugs. So if you were in hufflepuff you could probably hydroponically grow a ceiling high marijuana plant right in the middle of your common room and no one would care. They'll even teach you all the spells to make plants grow better. They'd just think it was another magic plant. Well they've got that part right. It'd be the best high school experience ever, put me down for hufflepuff.

Also, you can be pretty sure that the kids in slytherin are using all their potions stuff to cook meth. They're truly the house where all the white trash go, especially with all the racism and inbreeding they do.

lol at this loving muggle who don't know poo poo about wizard drugs thinking anyone wants to waste their time on muggle highs.

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