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notice this thread started about straight people fitting in and now the thread is full of lesbians and weird sex toys pretty sure the homo agenda is working
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MOOBS! posted:notice this thread started about straight people fitting in and now the thread is full of lesbians and weird sex toys Your avatar is legitimately hilarious. It reminds me of a bowl of mashed potatoes that you just happen to find a face in. Also: if you want weird sex toys, let me introduce you to the sqweel.   ((how do you even BEGIN to clean that...??))
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Sep 12, 2014 13:04
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Freakbox posted:http://youtu.be/c-2KKHOXnY4?t=6m50s This is so typical for dykes i actually watched this exact routine 2 days ago  
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MOOBS! posted:notice this thread started about straight people fitting in and now the thread is full of lesbians and weird sex toys It always does. All posters proudly proclaim their gayness in every thread, we rule the forums!  So, lesbian question, is owning a cat a requirement? Then again I have a cat too, so maybe it's a blanket gay thing?
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Sep 12, 2014 13:08
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Typical in that we have a global hivemind and have watched the same YouTube clips to week, not that Mae Martin is our cliche hot comic of choice bc that is obviously Jo brand 
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Sep 12, 2014 13:09
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Not having and not wanting one is a deep red flag, like, some burgundy poo poo
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Sep 12, 2014 13:11
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I'm not sure if it's a blanket requirement or not; hmm. I got Percival//Fatling for my birthday six years ago, when my ex took me to "look at the kitties" because I'd been having a bad day. He jumped out of the kennel, dug his claws into my shirt, and refused to let go. Ex walked in on me crying while they tried to pull a kitten off of my cardigan, so I got a kitty for my birthday.  Why does everybody on this forum pretend to be gay? Cute Stories, Scary Sex Toys ITT Freakbox fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Sep 12, 2014 |
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Sep 12, 2014 13:12
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are there dog lesbians? its cool that you guys like cats but dogs are slightly superior (i like both) and i think going to the dog park with a lesbian with a great dane or something would be real fun
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Sep 12, 2014 13:18
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Fruity Gordo posted:Not having and not wanting one is a deep red flag, like, some burgundy poo poo Gotcha, so it's like when a guy doesn't like Bette Midler.
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Sep 12, 2014 13:26
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a hole-y ghost posted:here's an epic memester image macro to show how I feel about this post If you are going to wear something that sexy, don't block your bulge. Own that poo poo. 
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Sep 12, 2014 13:31
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Gotcha, so it's like when a guy doesn't like Bette Midler. Fucken exactly
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Sep 12, 2014 13:39
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Chris Awful posted:If you are going to wear something that sexy, don't block your bulge. Own that poo poo. lol I'm the really skinny guy in the middle
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Sep 12, 2014 13:40
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MOOBS! posted:are there dog lesbians? its cool that you guys like cats but dogs are slightly superior (i like both) and i think going to the dog park with a lesbian with a great dane or something would be real fun I can't wait until I live in a house so I can get a doggie again, living in a flat sux. To have a garden I had to go and claim an empty lot across the road and I want to get a collie so we can dance together (and later herd livestock on my big gay fibre farm)  http://youtu.be/HBqlEZ0eWuQ
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Sep 12, 2014 13:42
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I've got a headache in my pants.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:06
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I don't pretend to be gay, OP, because, like you, I'm super, SUPER straight. *has LPSG.org open in another tab*
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Sep 12, 2014 14:28
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Rickycat posted:aint nothing wrong with some sweet sensual love This is disgusting .
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Sep 12, 2014 14:39
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Phil Niekro posted:welcome to the Gay Boy Sauna i think youll have a lot of fun here i looked on fyad and think it's really funny but a little mean. i dont think anybody there posting is gay.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:41
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Read my avatar.
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Sep 12, 2014 14:52
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I'm straight but I'm a woman so am I gay
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Sep 12, 2014 14:59
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no. are you fit?
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Sep 12, 2014 15:09
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MOOBS! posted:are there dog lesbians? its cool that you guys like cats but dogs are slightly superior (i like both) and i think going to the dog park with a lesbian with a great dane or something would be real fun Yar, but we all seem to have Pomeranians for some reason (or at least all the lesbians in Pet Island did, back when it was Pet Island and I actually read it). Hope I didn't destroy your big dog dyke dreams
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The Flenser posted:Yar, but we all seem to have Pomeranians for some reason (or at least all the lesbians in Pet Island did, back when it was Pet Island and I actually read it). Hope I didn't destroy your big dog dyke dreams The dog lesbians I've known were into pit bulls
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Sep 12, 2014 19:17
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Ebola Roulette posted:I'm straight 
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Sep 12, 2014 19:17
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Edit: It occurs to me that I should stop loving posting about this because it's probably getting annoying. Instead, imagine I said something about dicks.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:18
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It's all just a joke man. I can safely say I have never really wanted to feel the sensation of a cock sliding over my tongue and down my throat, tears forming in the corner of my eyes as I gag a little, the feel of a firm masculine hand interwoven with my hair as it holds me in place, my hands pressing against rock hard abs as I half hardheartedly try to push him away. Never entered my mind.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:21
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I'm bi, it's pretty rad bisexuality is the best sexuality
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Sep 12, 2014 19:22
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SirDan3k posted:It's all just a joke man. I can safely say I have never really wanted to feel the sensation of a cock sliding over my tongue and down my throat, tears forming in the corner of my eyes as I gag a little, the feel of a firm masculine hand interwoven with my hair as it holds me in place, my hands pressing against rock hard abs as I half hardheartedly try to push him away. I didn't just get a little hard reading that
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Sep 12, 2014 19:23
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Portals posted:I'm bi, it's pretty rad Right? It's like "yo, heteros and homos, open your eyes and see the beauty of everyone" you almost feel kind of sorry for them. Like they're going through life with one eye perpetually closed. #bisexualmasterrace
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Sep 12, 2014 19:26
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i dont know op i just love rimming male buttholes, sucking mancock, getting my rear end rammed by a nice stiff pecker, and pretending to be gay
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Sep 12, 2014 19:39
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waaaait a minute the guy from WHAM! was gay??
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Sep 12, 2014 19:52
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Al Cowens posted:cuz im gay
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Sep 12, 2014 19:54
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im gay4pay totes no homo though
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Sep 12, 2014 19:57
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*covers self in oil except for my tiny jorts* *Looks at OP, bites fingertip* Hey OP... guess what
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Sep 12, 2014 19:59
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I am a woman, ask me anything
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Sep 12, 2014 20:01
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last tuesday I was so loving gay and told everyone about it but nobody gave a poo poo
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Sep 12, 2014 20:18
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Tujague posted:waaaait a minute the guy from WHAM! was gay?? ur gay
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Sep 12, 2014 20:20
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0i3U2U49w
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pretending?
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I want the op to gently caress my pos rear end.
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