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if you have a hyphenated last name, that's an excellent way of advertising to everyone you meet that... *you get offended very easily, and indeed look for things to get offended about *you are completely humorless *you take other people's ludicrous imaginary neuroses very seriously, and you demand others take your imaginary neuroses seriously too *you use the word "problematic" in everyday conversation *you have participated in at least one workshop on sustainability ...among other sins. pick one name, you goose!
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it gave us haha clinton-dix, worth it imo
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Also if you get married and decide to hyphenate instead of taking the other person's last name you're just passing the buck onto your child, if it's a girl now it's on THEM to ditch your lovely name when they get married. I hate it but I'm sure some of them will just add another hyphen on.
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Sep 12, 2014 18:43
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What about hyphenated first names
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VelociBacon posted:Also if you get married and decide to hyphenate instead of taking the other person's last name you're just passing the buck onto your child, if it's a girl now it's on THEM to ditch your lovely name when they get married. I hate it but I'm sure some of them will just add another hyphen on. i know, right? i can't wait to see tweets from athena goldstein-heifitz-ortega-ramirez in 15 years
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Sep 12, 2014 18:45
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Badass posted:What about hyphenated first names "obi-wan" is a pretty dumbass name when you think about it
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Sep 12, 2014 18:47
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ppl should just go with whichever name sounds cooler if the girl I marry has a cooler last name than me I'm gonna say gently caress it and take hers 
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Sep 12, 2014 18:50
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what if they're nobility?
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Sep 12, 2014 19:05
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comes along bort posted:what if they're nobility? then they belong in a guillotine and not at a wedding imo
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Sep 12, 2014 19:07
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The Hissing Butt posted:if you have a hyphenated last name, that's an excellent way of advertising to everyone you meet that... I HATE HIPPIES
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Sep 12, 2014 19:08
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Agreed, OP. Also, you're totally screwing over your kids. Sure, it's fine for you to be Kyle Huntington-Smith, but what about when little Devon Huntington-Smith grows up and wants to get married to Morgan Keith-Wozinczczky? Now he's stuck with Devon Huntington-Smith-Keith-Wozinczczky until he divorces two years later like the yuppie scum he is.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:08
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I prefer the use of / in last names myself.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:08
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thanks feminists
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Sep 12, 2014 19:09
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take my name bitch, take it!!!
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Sep 12, 2014 19:09
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I am not an rear end in a top hat so I don't judge people on their names Who gives a gently caress
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Sep 12, 2014 19:14
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heard a segment on NPR about how the hyphenating fad is dying out as the kids who grew up with hyphenated last names have reached adulthood and now know 1)hyphenated last names are a bitch when it comes to filling out forms and 2)marrying someone else with a hyphenated last name becomes a clusterfuck of who takes what name
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Sep 12, 2014 19:14
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It's how u know who the beta husbands are.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:15
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There are also plenty of humorless folks with one last name so your point is moot?
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Sep 12, 2014 19:16
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your threads are trash
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Sep 12, 2014 19:18
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i just had a boring mildly conservative opinion pop into my dumb brain time to post it on gbs
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Sep 12, 2014 19:20
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in my org are usernames are created as <firsinitial><lastname> or <firstname><lastinitial> username : PGobodoMadikizela  extra laffs because her first name is "Pumla" and everyone calls her Pam
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Sep 12, 2014 19:21
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imo no one should change their names when they get married b/c who changes their name besides prince? i mean really
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Sep 12, 2014 19:23
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Feranon posted:ppl should just go with whichever name sounds cooler Slipknot Hoagie posted:It's how u know who the beta husbands are.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:24
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What would you have done?? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdPdiQNWDeY
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Sep 12, 2014 19:29
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The Hissing Butt posted:i know, right? i can't wait to see tweets from athena goldstein-heifitz-ortega-ramirez in 15 years unironically this, the spaniards have it right mash together as many names as possible
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Sep 12, 2014 19:34
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nothing says bitchmade like a guy whose wife kept her last name and have hyphenated i just assume any guy whose wife didn't change her name is whipped as poo poo at home
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Sep 12, 2014 19:37
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Yeah so what is happening to kids with hyphenated names marrying? Even if it's with a non hyphen that is still 3 last names now and would only get worse each generation.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:42
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People who complain and generalize over such minor poo poo are dumber. I'm calling you dumb OP, I had to explain because you're dumb.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:44
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah so what is happening to kids with hyphenated names marrying? Even if it's with a non hyphen that is still 3 last names now and would only get worse each generation. you have to find someone who shares at least 1 of your last names, and then you both just got by that one alone, jesus christ, its like you fuckers on the internet are completyely out of touch with reality
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http://www.forbes.com/profile/li-ka-shing/quote:One of the world's great empire builders Li Ka-shing oversees a far-reaching conglomerate with 270,000 employees in 52 countries. The richest person in Asia, he could be a lot wealthier if he so chose. The reason: Li is probably the only person on earth who invested in Facebook as a high-stakes hobby and made no money from it. Li bet on Facebook, a decision he says took him five minutes to make in December 2007, through his charitable Li Ka Shing Foundation. In fact, all of his tech bets, whether in Spotify, Siri, or more recently Bitcoin payment service provider, BitPay, benefit the foundation, not him. On the one hand, he invested in Buttcoin. On the other, he's filthy rich and his last name is literally Ka-shing
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Sep 12, 2014 19:47
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Badass posted:What about hyphenated first names My first name is hyphenated. I go by my middle name.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:48
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:you have to find someone who shares at least 1 of your last names, and then you both just got by that one alone, jesus christ, its like you fuckers on the internet are completyely out of touch with reality It would actually be kind of cool if you used just one last name but had a running official list that's used in the rarest of occasions like weddings or whatever that went back through your lineage.
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Sep 12, 2014 19:49
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astute observations, op, ty for your thoughts
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Sep 12, 2014 20:17
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shiksa posted:who changes their name besides prince? i mean really  And gently caress hyphenated last names!
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Sep 12, 2014 20:27
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have two non-hyphenated last names like decent human beings ya animals Urname + fathers last name + mothers last name
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Sep 12, 2014 20:39
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This is a bad thread, OP is dumb and has bad opinions. I'm literally the only person on the planet Earth with my name and it rules. lol if you'd rather be one of a hundred million John Smith's than have a rad and unique name. With that being said it does put me in an awkward position re: naming my progeny.
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Sep 12, 2014 21:04
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when i get married me + my spouse will both drop are last and first names and will legally change bith are names to TRANT and we will both be known as simply TRANT both of us
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Sep 12, 2014 21:05
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One name only.
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Sep 12, 2014 21:15
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I knew a guy in high school with a hyphenated name, but his parents didn't hyphenate neither their own names nor his older brother's. His mom kept her name, his brother got his dad's name, and they just said "lol gently caress you" and gave him a hyphenated name. He was also a tremendous rear end in a top hat, so I agree with the op
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hyphenating my last name right now, whatcha gonna do about it op?
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