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 So this is the new Batmobile from the upcoming atrocity Batman versus Superman: Quest for Justice and the moment I saw it I hated it with the passion of a million Kryptonian suns. Batman hates guns - why are they so prominent here? And Batman is a detective, not an American Special Forces wet dream. So angry right now.
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i m gay
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Sep 13, 2014 23:31
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Sep 13, 2014 23:32
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Hmm, are those Twilight vampire rules?
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Sep 13, 2014 23:41
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car has a double dick of guns
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Sep 13, 2014 23:41
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nolanverse turned batman into a guy who basically just kills ppl and his detective work is large-scale wiretapping much better imo
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Sep 13, 2014 23:46
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redshirt posted:
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Sep 13, 2014 23:48
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http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/random-generator godspeed edit: 
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Sep 13, 2014 23:50
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Comic books are dumb. The movies are less dumb, but that's like saying piss tastes better then poo poo, you wouldn't want either one in your mouth.
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Sep 13, 2014 23:57
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Broenheim posted:Comic books are dumb. The movies are less dumb, but that's like saying piss tastes better then poo poo, you wouldn't want either one in your mouth. gently caress you man. Comic book movies are way loving better than "Rom-Coms" or dramas or chick flicks or kids flicks and that means better than like 80% of all movies. Fact.
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Sep 13, 2014 23:58
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Broenheim posted:Comic books are dumb. The movies are less dumb, but that's like saying piss tastes better then poo poo, you wouldn't want either one in your mouth. hey hey dont talk for everyone pal
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Sep 13, 2014 23:59
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redshirt posted:gently caress you man. Comic book movies are way loving better than "Rom-Coms" or dramas or chick flicks or kids flicks and that means better than like 80% of all movies. Fact.
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Sep 13, 2014 23:59
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a hole-y ghost posted:counterpoint: Mr. Nanny Counterpoint: Electra
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Sep 14, 2014 00:00
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As far as movies about people getting punched in the face go, the Nolan Batmen weren't bad.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:00
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redshirt posted:Counterpoint: Electra look we can go back an forth about lovely terrible movies but no ones pissing on my face far as i can tell
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Sep 14, 2014 00:01
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DoctorStrangelove posted:As far as movies about people getting punched in the face go, the Nolan Batmen weren't bad. I love all 3 of them, a lot. This new Batman is another reboot, so might have nothing to do at all with Nolan Batman.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:01
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Wolverine is killed the next movie "shh spoilers"
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Sep 14, 2014 00:02
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shiksa posted:look we can go back an forth about lovely terrible movies but no ones pissing on my face far as i can tell Electra is one of the few chick comic book movies. For that alone it deserves our praise.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:02
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redshirt posted:Electra is one of the few chick comic book movies. For that alone it deserves our praise. Storm from xmen is the better one
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Sep 14, 2014 00:03
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ColdReaches posted:Storm from xmen is the better one Storm will never ever in a million years have a movie - in theaters. How many have there been? There was Catwoman, maybe a Supergirl movie in the 80's. That's it, right?
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Sep 14, 2014 00:08
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redshirt posted:Storm will never ever in a million years have a movie - in theaters. This makes me sad.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:09
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ColdReaches posted:This makes me sad. Storm has been the worst character translated from the comics to the movies. In the comics she's awesome, and often the leader of the X-Men. In the movies, she's background noise and her powers are kinda lame.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:10
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redshirt posted:Hmm, are those Twilight vampire rules?
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Sep 14, 2014 00:26
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not interested unless it can drive on walls
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Sep 14, 2014 00:28
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redshirt posted:Storm will never ever in a million years have a movie - in theaters.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:33
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Action Yak Police posted:I heard they've been trying to get a Wonder Woman movie made for decades but the studio heads would much rather just sword-fight with each other's dicks. My Master Joss Whedon had a serious go of it pre Avengers, but even he was shut down by the studio. I bet he could get it made now, but it would be way, way better to get a solo Kitty Pryde movie instead.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:47
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Cubone posted:not interested unless it can drive on walls No Batmobile can. The batwing in TDK was the truest batmobile.
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Sep 14, 2014 02:35
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a hole-y ghost posted:didn't the last few batman movies turn the batmobile into basically a tank destroyer? A tank destoyer has a giant gun though. Not like a machine gun but a giant fuckoff tank cannon on a lightly armored chassis
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Sep 14, 2014 03:38
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Cream_Filling posted:A tank destoyer has a giant gun though. Not like a machine gun but a giant fuckoff tank cannon on a lightly armored chassis The Tumbler in Batman Begins made a whole lot of sense. It was already developed. Wayne just painted it black.
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Sep 14, 2014 03:42
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Cream_Filling posted:A tank destoyer has a giant gun though. Not like a machine gun but a giant fuckoff tank cannon on a lightly armored chassis he prolly meant like an APC or something. a single passenger APC.
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Sep 14, 2014 03:42
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SopWATh posted:he prolly meant like an APC or something. a single passenger APC. It's an outrage.
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Sep 14, 2014 21:43
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I don't really care about kids movies
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Sep 14, 2014 21:45
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joxxuh posted:I don't really care about kids movies Batman is a comic book hero for adult goons.
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Sep 14, 2014 21:45
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redshirt posted:Batman is a comic book hero for adult goons. I don't know anyone past 16 who reads comic books
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Sep 14, 2014 21:47
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no one cares about superman, he's a boring alien who can do anything he wants except have any amount of character if i was dc or whoever owns them now i would do everything possible to attempt to prevent it from contaminating the instant runaway success of batman
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Sep 14, 2014 22:03
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It's such a weird concept. It's a sequel to Man of Steel, but is also another Batman reboot. Seems unfair to Superman.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:26
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SopWATh posted:he prolly meant like an APC or something. a single passenger APC. so more like a scout car then
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Sep 14, 2014 22:41
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redshirt posted:gently caress you man. Comic book movies are way loving better than "Rom-Coms" or dramas or chick flicks or kids flicks and that means better than like 80% of all movies. Fact. this p much sums it up. there's really not any movies worth watching anymore
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Sep 14, 2014 22:47
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there was an episode of the powerpuff girls where they try to copy other superheroes, so blossom gets a batmobile, and she spends the entire episode stuck in traffic it kind of ruined the batmobile for me because yeah batman never gets stuck in traffic ????? never?
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you forgot he's also bruce wayne "oh a rich rear end in a top hat shut down the freeway again to go racing, man gently caress this city"
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