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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Someone is making a goblin assassins creed. Also that some one makes really bad and buggy games.







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmTfcIpGgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOuHjEPA-Cg

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
dyx

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
An assassin's creed game with interesting environments??? kinda defeats the point

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

goblins are brethren to imps and really cool so I will probably check this out.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
in both these pictures he's like: 'sup

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
styx's keyboardist is the hardest working man in the entertainment business

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Looks pretty janky, but that doesn't mean it can't end up good.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Aight

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
The environments look more Prince of Persia in layout than Assassin's Creed.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
racist

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

the game this is a prequel to looked really bad, was it?

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
styx was the first band i remember liking

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i thought of the river

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Omally posted:

i thought of the river

This. I assumed some kind of Assassin's Creed + Greek Mythos thing.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

zen death robot posted:

lets face it that's what everyone thought of when they saw the thread title

nah i was thinking come sail away

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
come sail away and arigato have done styx a major disservice and frankly i will not stand for it.

surc
Aug 17, 2004


Thanks for this!

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Thanks for Styx!

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

domo arigato

Soral
May 30, 2009

someone post wormskulls old av

Soral
May 30, 2009

nvm ill do it

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
someone explain to me why is it that the more incredible and awesome the premise for a game becomes the more lovely and banal it actually is?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

The Protagonist posted:

someone explain to me why is it that the more incredible and awesome the premise for a game becomes the more lovely and banal it actually is?

Good execution on extraordinary premises are risky and the people with the money are risk-adverse.

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Gimbal lock posted:

Good execution on extraordinary premises are risky and the people with the money are risk-adverse.

Related, it's way easier to come up with an awesome idea than to make it an enjoyable, playable game. Heck, it's hard just to turn an idea into an enjoyable, coherent story even without having ways that people will manipulate poo poo.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Soral posted:

nvm ill do it



So can we play as the creepy sex goblin?

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
the rest of Kilroy was Here is really cool but people only know Mr. Roboto

grand illusion is their best album imo

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
was talking to someone who loved styx who just got back from their concert the other day and it was a 47 yr guy wh osmelled and was also really dumb lol

RME
Feb 20, 2012

this game makes me realize there arent enough games where you play as a goblin

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
That was one of the only reasons I played vanguard. Every goblin npc just insulted you.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
I thought this was that lotr game or something wtf

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I saw some gamemplay of this and it looked really bad so yeah probs gonna skip

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

01011001 posted:

the game this is a prequel to looked really bad, was it?

i thought it was criminally underrated. it's not amazing or anything but nobody talked about it at all. it's of pretty average quality. if you like rpgs it's worth taking a look at.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
idk, i think if you had an exposed glowing feature on your body itd be pretty hard to sneak around undetected

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i for one am glad they are finally going with true to life gamer representation in games.

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

Really bad and buggy games? Looks like an assassin's creed game is right up their alley. Lol!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Silver Striker posted:

i thought it was criminally underrated. it's not amazing or anything but nobody talked about it at all. it's of pretty average quality. if you like rpgs it's worth taking a look at.

i kinda want to try this game now, but its 30 dollars and my price ceiling for games loving nobody liked is way lower than that

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
Welcome to the Grand illusion
Come on in and see what's happening
Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
The stage is set, the band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star.

But don't be fooled by the radio
The TV or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they're just someone else's fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...

So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...

America spells competition, join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on Earth's this spell we're under
We made the grade and still we wonder who the hell we are


Makes you think.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

conceitedguy posted:

Really bad and buggy games? Looks like an assassin's creed game is right up their alley. Lol!

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

conceitedguy posted:

Really bad and buggy games? Looks like an assassin's creed game is right up their alley. Lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXS1qmGrw_8

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Hey gently caress you assholes. I worked on that game. It might be a buggy mess but we tried hard

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