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Even though people call bullshit on this particular instance there might be something to the theory. A collective information bank that all monkeys and all life is plugged into on an unconsciousness level. I don't find it comforting but scary and uncomfortable. Facing something that large makes me squirm like I'm looking down into a canyon or hooked up to the Total Perspective Vortex from Hitchhikers. Synchronicity. 
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I respectufully disagree op
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a starwar betamax posted:I respectufully disagree op someone on a Chinese imageboard probably just made a thread with 'ironic' shops of whatever the chinese version of Milo and Otis is (might just be Milo and Otis dubbed in their language, I know very little about china)
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Sep 14, 2014 16:08
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it's taken two years to drudge through, but I'm 600 pages into PKD's exegesis and let me tell you, the internet is the precursor to philotic network from Orson Scott Card's controversial 'Xenocide' burn your bibles, sci-fic paperbacks are the truth. comics too
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quote:Claims that the practice spread suddenly to other isolated populations of monkeys may be called into question given the fact that at least one washing monkey swam to another population and spent about four years there I sort of feel like if you're going to be a scientist this is the kind of thing you should make an effort to rule out before proposing a psychic monkey noosphere as your hypothesis
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Sep 14, 2014 16:18
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The real 'magic' is our universal human capacity for love and friendship, regardless of our other differences.
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Sep 14, 2014 16:20
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"hello m'lady i am a scientist studying monkeys washing potatoes could i interest you in a date" "lol i'm gonna go bang that bodybuilder. later nerdlinger"
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Sep 14, 2014 16:21
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joxxuh posted:The real 'magic' is our universal human capacity for love and friendship, regardless of our other differences. friendship is magic, i agree
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Sep 14, 2014 16:22
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thunderspanks posted:"hello m'lady i am a scientist studying monkeys washing potatoes could i interest you in a date" 'sex' is a vestigial biological function and will become obsolete and cease in the next iteration of homo sapien sapien Tubgirl Cosplay posted:I sort of feel like if you're going to be a scientist this is the kind of thing you should make an effort to rule out before proposing a psychic monkey noosphere as your hypothesis true
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I've got 99 monkeys But I'm missing one (Because then I'm gonna plug them into the invisible psychic medium that courses through the veins of the universe and we're gonna just sit around all day, silently nodding at each other while we engage in Gamma-wave tête-à-tête).
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Sep 14, 2014 16:26
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hmm lol. knowledge is literally the mass inside your skull being conditioned, not some sort of magical force
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op have u heard about homeopathy?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o
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cis white male posted:Even though people call bullshit on this particular instance there might be something to the theory. A collective information bank that all monkeys and all life is plugged into on an unconsciousness level. This would make sense if like Einstein said, space wasn't empty but filled with space-time that touches on everything But everything learned since his time kind of shows that Einstein was a hack
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SplitSoul posted:op have u heard about homeopathy?? They're called homosexual-American nowadays, dude.
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This thread is making me chimp out, op.
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Sep 14, 2014 16:39
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someone took too much acid and didn't understand that the experience was a metaphor
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phhhffahahahaha monkeys!!! gahaha look at those silly monkeys!!! gahahahaha
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hey listen: im gay
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Yivgev posted:hey listen: im gay *Points at you* There he is, people. Everybody remember his face.
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i think they mentioned this in 999, the videogame, or somethinhg like it anyway.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfIiRKLMjDY essential. nobody sane watches embedded youtubes though so it basically says that we, as components of the universe, are simultaneously dustin hoffman, the Eiffel tower, jason schwartzman and every orgasm flawed movie sure, but Mark Wahlburg gives his best performance in it so it's a must watch
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quakster posted:hmm then how come two people can know the same thing despite having different brains explain that one smart guy
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the matrix was a documentary
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i'm that part at the end of Into the Wild where emile Hirsch scribbles "HAPPINESS ONLY REAL WHEN SHARED" into the margins of a book except on a global scale
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im that part in grizzly man where he rants schizophrenically at the camera about the epa and then starts crying
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cis white male posted:someone on a Chinese imageboard probably just made a thread with 'ironic' shops of whatever the chinese version of Milo and Otis is (might just be Milo and Otis dubbed in their language, I know very little about china) p sure milo and otis IS the chinese version of milo and ots
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gently caress you, OP, you aren't going to trick me into learning something new.
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Seems like it would be pretty easy to rigorously test this theory. Wonder why no one has... Oh yeah, cuz it's bullshit.
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the twelfth monkey's the only one that matters
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if you think that's real and/or spooky you should check out science check it out yo your hand and all your body and all your poo poo has got an electric fields which propagate throughout the entire universe. most everywhere they're super weak but it's practically everywhere so, you move your hand and the whole universe changes, at the speed of light speaking of which you're going through spacetime at that speed, too, the speed of light. if you're still, you're just moving the speed of light through time, but if you want to you can move around, and that means that you move some of the speed you're going through time into the speed you're going through space. you're always goin the same speed when you add it all up, but you can shift that poo poo around. if you could go the speed of light through space, requiring you to be massless, you wouldn't have any time component at all, you would never experience any time. you would have been born, and then the universe ends. also spooky: you're a collection of pretty much totally separate tiny animals that got along pretty ok but they teamed up because its more efficient. you aren't a thing, you're more like a herd of mostly e coli. the fact that you can pretend that you aren't that is pretty much coincidence, and the things that make up your brain care as little about what you think or even if you have consciousness at all as a mailman cares what's in the letters he carries around. its just a thing they do finally, you're made of fundamental particles that are totally indistinguishable from each other. there's like a dozen different atoms made of just 3 different basic things just repeated again and again. your body replaces pretty much all of them at some point and there is no way to feel it or to know about it at all because of how identical they are. you don't even own your atoms you're just a pattern written on them, for now, and your pattern will be so different tomorrow that aliens probably wouldn't be able to figure out it was the 'same person'
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"woah" - Kurt Cobain, The Matrix
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chaosbreather posted:if you think that's real and/or spooky you should check out science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68temYq3vVI
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so monkeys are like avatar?
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joxxuh posted:The real 'magic' is our universal human capacity for love and friendship, regardless of our other differences. speak for yourself im an autosexual megalomaniac or some other cool series of self diagnosed titles
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chaosbreather posted:if you think that's real and/or spooky you should check out science what does this have to do with the cure's hit song "just like heaven"
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Homo saiyan
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chaosbreather posted:if you think that's real and/or spooky you should check out science You're comments actually allowed me to reach a breakthrough about the nature of reality. Gravity, electromagnetism, and the strong and weak nuclear forces don't actually exist. Or rather, they are not properties of the vacuum in which all matter in the universe floats but properties of the specific sub-atomic particles all that matter is made up of. A unified field theory is impossible because there isn't a unified field that permeates space but a bunch of little fields interacting with each other.
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Yaldabaoth posted:You're comments actually allowed me to reach a breakthrough about the nature of reality. Gravity, electromagnetism, and the strong and weak nuclear forces don't actually exist. Or rather, they are not properties of the vacuum in which all matter in the universe floats but properties of the specific sub-atomic particles all that matter is made up of. A unified field theory is impossible because there isn't a unified field that permeates space but a bunch of little fields interacting with each other. no
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Yaldabaoth posted:You're comments actually allowed me to reach a breakthrough about the nature of reality. Gravity, electromagnetism, and the strong and weak nuclear forces don't actually exist. Or rather, they are not properties of the vacuum in which all matter in the universe floats but properties of the specific sub-atomic particles all that matter is made up of. A unified field theory is impossible because there isn't a unified field that permeates space but a bunch of little fields interacting with each other. except that electromagnetism and the weak forces have been experimentally reunified and that's the basis for believing in grand unified theories and theories of everything as a meaningful goal
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Smoke weed.
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