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Thank you. Use this format, please copy and paste NAME ----------------- EDUCATION ----------------- EMPLOYMENT ----------------- PUBLICATIONS ----------------- AWARDS AND HONORS ----------------- GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS ----------------- TEACHING EXPERIENCE ----------------- RESEARCH EXPERIENCE ----------------- Bwee fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Sep 15, 2014 |
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looking for some input. i feel like it needs something
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Sep 15, 2014 00:43
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FluffieDuckie posted:looking for some input. i feel like it needs something This is an Academic CV, please use the appropriate format posted in the original post |
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Sep 15, 2014 00:46
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Gamer, PUA, Chess ELO of 688, Marketing Guru, Jedi Practicioner, Pimp, DJ, Doctor Pepper Enthusiast, Writes Articles For VICE |
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Sep 15, 2014 00:49
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Curriculum Vitae of Theodore Alphonse 'Cumt' De Fontaine bio hi im cumt my friends call me cumt, i like good things like icecream and kittens, i enjoy going to the beach and or park education Job History June 1998 - June 1998 Mall santa Jan 2002 - Mar 2002 internet entrepenour Aug 2009 - Apr 2010 holding things still Skills yes im really good at holding things in place team work references maybe |
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Sep 15, 2014 00:51
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i'm not on the job market right now but i would be happy to serve as a reference for any of my postin pals or postin gals |
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Sep 15, 2014 00:53
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Bwee posted:This is an Academic CV, please use the appropriate format posted in the original post OH, sorry, brb |
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Sep 15, 2014 01:03
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 NAME - FLUFFIE DUCKIE EDUCATION - LOTS BUT IT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN EMPLOYMENT - SEE EDUCATION PUBLICATIONS - STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO MY CONGRESSPERSON REGARDING GOVERNMENT CLOSURE - FOLLOWUP LETTER EXPLAINING I WAS HELPING, NOT THREATENING AWARDS AND HONORS - ONE HALF OF CUTEST COUPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL - TOP COOKIE SELLER IN GIRLSCOUTS (RECEIVED SPECIAL PATCH FOR THIS) GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS - HUH? TEACHING EXPERIENCE - TAUGHT MOM HOW TO USE THE EMAILS RESEARCH EXPERIENCE - RECENTLY RESEARCHED THE MYTH THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD WOODEN TEETH TO BURN BYOB POSTER I AM HE edited footnote: i did not actually burn poster i am he with my collected information as that would be unkind FluffieDuckie fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 15, 2014 |
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Sep 15, 2014 01:19
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here's a cv
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Sep 15, 2014 01:26
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alnilam posted:here's a cv |
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Sep 15, 2014 02:19
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NAME -----------------  EDUCATION ----------------- EMPLOYMENT ----------------- PUBLICATIONS ----------------- AWARDS AND HONORS ----------------- GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS ----------------- TEACHING EXPERIENCE ----------------- RESEARCH EXPERIENCE -----------------
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Sep 15, 2014 02:31
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soybean posted:NAME it's eye catching 
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Sep 15, 2014 02:32
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that's not funny |
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Sep 15, 2014 02:34
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not a funny thread |
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Sep 15, 2014 02:42
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Sep 15, 2014 02:44
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NAME ----------------- Frankie Mahmoud EDUCATION ----------------- -Littel sadem school ouf small explosif EMPLOYMENT ----------------- -proffesional sexmaine PUBLICATIONS ----------------- -i once took a shaith on a newspaper AWARDS AND HONORS ----------------- -Voted most likely to "get dick sucked by a bitch with ice in her mouth in highschool" GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS ----------------- -lives next to the genie from alladin TEACHING EXPERIENCE ----------------- -showed newpheew how to avoid killing friends with backdrafte of bazooka RESEARCH EXPERIENCE ----------------- -discovered how to make the fake ladye hole with hand |
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Sep 15, 2014 02:57
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Kayle7 posted:not a funny thread Please post your CV. I'm hiring. My company is worth over 100 million dollars and we are based out of the great nation of Serbia |
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Sep 15, 2014 03:08
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Los Lobos posted:NAME Can you tell me more about living next to the genie from alladin? |
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Sep 15, 2014 03:08
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NAME ----------------- anime EDUCATION ----------------- anime EMPLOYMENT ----------------- anime PUBLICATIONS ----------------- anime AWARDS AND HONORS ----------------- anime lifetime achievement award GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS ----------------- anime TEACHING EXPERIENCE ----------------- anime RESEARCH EXPERIENCE ----------------- ...anime |
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Sep 15, 2014 03:09
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I'm sorry we are not hiring anime |
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Sep 15, 2014 03:10
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I want my money back! |
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Sep 15, 2014 03:11
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FluffieDuckie posted:
Lmao at this. |
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Sep 15, 2014 06:00
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km gay |
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Sep 15, 2014 09:03
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NAME John "Angry" Fish EDUCATION BMF, Clothing Materials Studies BMF, "Women's" Studies EMPLOYMENT A typical nine-to-five doing reddit shilling and coroportoate espionage PUBLICATIONS "To Art Is To Post," May 14, 2014 09:18 "post here when you're pooping, while you're pooping." Jun 28, 2014 10:42 "Work Thread." continuing study AWARDS AND HONORS Two Thread Stickies Attendence Award GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS Awarded $24,000 USD (US DOLLA) to host corporate christmas party Fellowship Of The Ring watcher TEACHING EXPERIENCE Teached WINRar usage RESEARCH EXPERIENCE Pooping habits research |
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Sep 15, 2014 13:24
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please give me the job |
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Sep 15, 2014 21:53
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put me in coach, i'm ready to play today. Look at me, I can be centerfield |
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Sep 15, 2014 21:55
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NAME ----------------- there's a guy standing outside on my sidewalk for like four hours now EDUCATION ----------------- he doesn't move much, just smokes a lot of cigarettes and talks into his cell phone occasionally EMPLOYMENT ----------------- i've been watching him through the window PUBLICATIONS ----------------- every time he catches me he starts speaking really angrily into his phone AWARDS AND HONORS ----------------- this is kinda creeping me out GRANTS AND FELLOWSHIPS ----------------- i'd call the cops but technically he hasn't done anything wrong TEACHING EXPERIENCE ----------------- so idk RESEARCH EXPERIENCE ----------------- now he's walking up to the door |
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