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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

edit: I'm a dumbass that forgot a tag, mods please fix




7 Teams are 2-0, 7 Teams are 0-2.

John Abraham doesn't remember why he took last week off, is returning to the Cards.

The Jaguars should and should not start the Bortles Era.

The Texans and Cardinals are both going 18-0 and will meet in the Super Bowl.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Sep 16, 2014

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

So desperate to be the OP for week 3. Not just a contentless OP, but also the shitpost tag

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

So desperate to be the OP for week 3. Not just a contentless OP, but also the shitpost tag

I knew I was doing something wrong.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I dig it, I'll post in dis thread

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

I dig it, I'll post in dis thread

Honestly tempted to close the thread because I feel as dumb as Chad Henne right now.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp

Intruder posted:

So desperate to be the OP for week 3. Not just a contentless OP, but also the shitpost tag

I thought there was a chance it was on purpose and was expecting some correlation with the OP.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bort Bortles posted:

Honestly tempted to close the thread because I feel as dumb as Chad Henne right now.

Eh gently caress it just ask mods for a tag change and we're good. Who cares, we need the new thread anyway

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

whoops~


liked my title better tho :colbert:

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Title should have been about the 19-0 Seattle Seahawks

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah because SOMEBODY closed the old one like 10 seconds after the final whistle before a new thread had even been made.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Eh gently caress it just ask mods for a tag change and we're good. Who cares, we need the new thread anyway

Yeah someone already fixed it. Thanks mods~~~


Volkerball posted:

Yeah because SOMEBODY closed the old one like 10 seconds after the final whistle before a new thread had even been made.

Thats why I panicked and hosed up this thread :ohdear:



Tremendous Taste posted:

whoops~


liked my title better tho :colbert:

Yours was pretty good. Also my title got changed anyway :v:

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Seahawks will still win the superbowl, the chargers played right into Pete Carrol and the Seahawks game plan and still remained victorious (it happens)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

We can't pick on our Jaguars fans too much, we only have a couple and can't afford to chase them away

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
CBS, if you love me, give me Buffalo/San Diego.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Seahawks will still win the superbowl, the chargers played right into Pete Carrol and the Seahawks game plan and still remained victorious (it happens)

so you're saying the coaching is flawed

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Bort Bortles posted:

I knew I was doing something wrong.

Of the four threads I've posted, one got gassed, one I had to edit a .gif out of the OP, and one had the wrong tag.

Thread-making is a hard art, is what I'm saying.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I just saw members of the press and everybody on ESPN (yes, including Ray Lewis) poo poo on the Vikings GM and/or Adrian Peterson back to back, and it ruled

This week off to a much better start than last

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
So glad the Raiders get an easy week after 2 scorchers

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Also why does Dennis Allen still have a job

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Tremendous Taste posted:

so you're saying the coaching is flawed

No its actually great.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Tremendous Taste posted:

so you're saying the coaching is flawed

much the same way that the idea that i beams could melt in half at perfect 45 degree angles without thermite in a controlled demolition is flawed.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Probably Magic posted:

Of the four threads I've posted, one got gassed, one I had to edit a .gif out of the OP, and one had the wrong tag.

Thread-making is a hard art, is what I'm saying.

:unsmith: Thankfully TFF's mods are cool dudes and bailed me out of this one.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Falcons
Chargers
Rams
Eagles
Giants
Saints
Bengals
Ravens
Packers
Colts
Patriots
49ers
Broncos
Dolphins
Panthers
Jets


There, you're welcome

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Seahawks will still win the superbowl, the chargers played right into Pete Carrol and the Seahawks game plan and still remained victorious (it happens)

Their gameplan was to lose?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Probably Magic posted:

Of the four threads I've posted, one got gassed, one I had to edit a .gif out of the OP, and one had the wrong tag.

Thread-making is a hard art, is what I'm saying.

I have a goldmined thread, suck it Titans fan :colbert:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Woah. Buccaneers @ Falcons on a short week might be a really, really painful game.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

No its actually great.

They just ran out of time

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

I have a goldmined thread, suck it Titans fan :colbert:

The gassed thread was a Seahawks fandom parody thread, so I'll stand by being proud as gently caress about it and its gassing as well.

In non-meta news, the Bengals are going to kill the Titans, and if McCourty is out, kill them extensively, but that's okay because at least it'll be a team I like as opposed to, you know, the Cowboys.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kalli posted:

Woah. Buccaneers @ Falcons on a short week might be a really, really painful game.

This is a good week to have Matt Bryant in.. uh... a certain type of game

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Sour Diesel posted:

Their gameplan was to lose?

quote:

Carroll wants the other team to have to make a lot of plays in order to move down the field in order to score, because it gives the defense a higher probability of forcing an error. Half of that strategy happened as the Chargers had 82 offensive plays and none of them went longer than 21 yards, but San Diego recovered all three of their own fumbles and Seattle couldn't finagle a recovery or an interception

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
This isn't anything new, BTW.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

So their plan was to lose then

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

Also why does Dennis Allen still have a job

It's been 5 minutes and just as a quick update, Dennis Allen status is currently employed.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey let's hope the Colts come out mad next game and throw all over the place.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


Perhaps not the best strategy for a defense in 100+ heat but yeah I get what you mean

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010


This gameplan is dumb and gets your defense gassed


especially in 120 degree heat

e: fb

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

Hey let's hope the Colts come out mad next game and throw all over the place.

I feel super bad for the Jaguars, they were already going to get stomped but now the Colts are going to be so mad

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Idea: next time the field is over 110 degrees, maybe don't do that gameplan

Or keep doing it and don't be surprised when you're called an idiot for it. Whatever works

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Well Gruden got his wish, and now has Andy Dalton 2.0 leading his offense.

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

It's like rope-a-dope except stupid

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