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Saturday Afternoon, 230PM, Portland, OR I was walking to a friends house and noticed something very common in my neighborhood. People gather up old furniture and things and put them outside their building. I like to look through it because you never know what you might find. This is what I found. All the way from Phoenix, Arizona... The 2004 local smash hit, from the people that brought you "Erik's Hope: The Leash That Led Me to Freedom" "Simply Delicious, Too!"  Look at these fine people.  Totally normal. Nothing wrong with this.  Just a camel. No biggie. This is normal in arizona.  This book is 474 pages of non-stop kitchen fun! Each "recipe" in the book is dedicated to a different pet. 
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masturbate with it
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Sep 16, 2014 23:25
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do you normally go around picking up other peoples trash?
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Sep 16, 2014 23:26
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evidence of white genetic inferiority itt
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Sep 16, 2014 23:26
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ah thank goodnesss - if theres one thing we needed more than pictures of your hosed up ladyboy smirk its pictures of the trash you picked up, undoubtedly smirking the whole god drat time fuckin OP
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Sep 16, 2014 23:27
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If this was about 400+ recipes people made OUT OF their pets it would be hosed up but interesting thread material. This is just bad and dumb.
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Sep 16, 2014 23:29
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[img of a pet saying moar]
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Sep 16, 2014 23:33
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show us more of the camel woman
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Sep 16, 2014 23:34
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BIRD BIRD  
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Sep 16, 2014 23:40
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jeez dude you must have a boring life that this is what stood out in your day
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Sep 16, 2014 23:41
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:jeez dude you must have a boring life that this is what stood out in your day You're not kidding. Also with a name like "The leash that led me to freedom" I was expecting some BDSM. Retirement communities like Paradise Valley are notorious for incredibly high rates of STIs which implies that they are still doing key parties and poo poo all hopped up on goofballs and the niagra every second Tuesday when the medicaid funbux hit the pharmacies. But no we get this disappointment of a thread instead.
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Sep 16, 2014 23:58
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i hope you never go to the bins, op. we'd never hear the end of it
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Sep 17, 2014 04:39
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people who own lots of small dogs and hate any larger breed are human garbage
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Sep 17, 2014 04:48
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have you tried any of the recipes yet? I'm a big fan of cooking, and also pets 
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Sep 17, 2014 04:48
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The free boxes are for crustpunks, hobos, and failing writers OP do not abuse an ancient tradition
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Sep 17, 2014 04:49
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onions are toxic to dogs and cats.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:50
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wow
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Sep 17, 2014 04:51
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It's just a loving charity cookbook, OP. Every single town in America has probably whipped one of these together at some point. Rich people be like "Email me your favorite recipe & a picture of your pet. We'll get a book bound at Kinkos and sell them at the Rotary Club Summer Fest and donate proceeds to Gigi's Papillon & Italian Greyhound Purebred Rescue & Spa!". These things are a dime a dozen and just eventually wind up in the trash for lonely people to scavenge.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:53
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Cat food treat Ingredients: -1 can cat food Preparation -Go to sleep the night before, expecting to sleep in to a reasonable hour. -At 5 am, your cat will start yowling in your ear. Get out of bed, and go into the kitchen -Place cat food into bowl, and offer to cat -Continue to pet cat while cat eats, or else cat will glare and meow at you like, "you loving slacker, pet me goddamnit" Serves 1 furry fatass.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:00
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op is a garbage picker
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Sep 17, 2014 05:08
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SmokaDustbowl posted:op is a garbage picker Future crazy cat lady too. 
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Sep 17, 2014 05:09
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This is sort of sad to me.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:13
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Guancho posted:have you tried any of the recipes yet? I'm a big fan of cooking, and also pets ???????
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Sep 17, 2014 05:14
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 and it ain't no cookbook, is it op?
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Sep 17, 2014 05:14
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They'd have to be eating the pets for this to be interesting at all
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Sep 17, 2014 05:15
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mucocele posted:This is sort of sad to me. Its bittersweet with a frosting of depression.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:17
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i think psyopmonkey has me on ignore 
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Sep 17, 2014 05:20
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Guancho posted:i think psyopmonkey has me on ignore Nope, I dont use ignore on here.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:21
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psyopmonkey posted:Nope, I dont use ignore on here. so have you tried any recipes? genuinely curious. I have about a dozen cookbooks I got for free, they're all 60s and 70s "americana" type recipes and they're horrendous, but they were fun to try
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Sep 17, 2014 05:24
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OP post your dick and/or vagina
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Sep 17, 2014 05:26
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Guancho posted:so have you tried any recipes? genuinely curious. I have about a dozen cookbooks I got for free, they're all 60s and 70s "americana" type recipes and they're horrendous, but they were fun to try Just reading the recipes I can already tell this is "middle of america" cuisine. Lots of "hotplates". I dont eat that crap.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:28
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this book must be destroyed
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Sep 17, 2014 05:29
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OMFG FURRY posted:people who own [...] small dogs [...] are human garbage
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Sep 17, 2014 05:30
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Christmas Miracle posted:this book must be destroyed Nah, Im gonna cut out the cute animal pics and make a collage.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:30
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psyopmonkey posted:Just reading the recipes I can already tell this is "middle of america" cuisine. Lots of "hotplates". that's what all these are too. plus all the deserts revolve around jello molds packed with fruit and whipped cream and god knows what else
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Sep 17, 2014 05:32
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psyopmonkey posted:Its bittersweet with a frosting of depression. Yeah. It's just, these people are so excited about their cookbook. And the proceeds (all $10 dollars IMO) go to homeless/abused animals. They must've thought "HEY! People will love these recipes! We won't be able to keep the books on the shelves!" and yet, OP found it in the trash. All the pictures of those beloved pets, too.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:33
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Guancho posted:that's what all these are too. plus all the deserts revolve around jello molds packed with fruit and whipped cream and god knows what else Whoa whoa whoa... My food hipster bitchtard sensibilities tell me I must defend the art of Terrine. Meat cake.  
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Sep 17, 2014 05:35
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mucocele posted:Yeah. It's just, these people are so excited about their cookbook. And the proceeds (all $10 dollars IMO) go to homeless/abused animals. They must've thought "HEY! People will love these recipes! We won't be able to keep the books on the shelves!" and yet, OP found it in the trash. All the pictures of those beloved pets, too. http://pacc911.org/shop-online
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Sep 17, 2014 05:36
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psyopmonkey posted:Whoa whoa whoa... mother of god
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Idiot Syncratic posted:Cat food treat Our cats are more like alien eggs. As long as you are perfectly still, all is well. The moment you roll over, they activate and the meows begin.
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