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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Having friends is such a goddamn mystery to some people it's amazing.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Korthal posted:

The markup for alcohol is worse than the markup for spirits.

Spirits are alcohol...

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I think someone left their account open and now their little brother is asking GBS questions.

Get prepped to give the sex talk guys.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I wonder if the OP has ever considered butt chugging? Halfway though a six pack(lol, lightweight), looks at the bottle and thinks, "Well, it would be cheaper."

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

:lol: if your neighborhood bar doesn't allow buttchugging

That's just not good business sense. I mean why even have the free peanuts or bacon(seriously, I've seen it in Wisconsin).

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Why on earth does anyone have sex with women when you can just make an approximation of a vagina with a ziploc bag full of jello? I made some boobs out of old socks filled with rice, I just heat them up in the microwave and it's as good as the real thing without worrying about rejection.

I have something similar but I use it on my back when it hurts because I'm too lazy to do core exercises.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

How does this work? I mean, jello gets pretty sticky.

No, I mean I put boobs on it.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Boinks posted:

Hell yeah for reals.



Wait, what's the point of a special bottle if you pour it into a glass? Doesn't that defy the entire point?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

Please cleanse the rational thoughts from your head with more malted hops.

They should introduce non-screw lids. Sealed extra tight for extra flavor.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

ArbitraryC posted:

I believe they claimed the vortex bottle reduced resulted in a gentler pour with less foam. I'm pretty doubtful it does anything other than look novel though.

No, I can imagine people who drink coors don't know how to lift and tilt a glass 45 degrees before pouring.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Left Hand makes a beer called 400 pound monkey. Maybe koko could double fist that one.

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