1KoB Week 3: "Well, At Least I Didn't Bust"

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

EJ Manuel - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
Tucker Number - Geno Smith - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:47

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:25

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards
Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards
Cam Newton - Passing Yards
Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
Greg Olsen - Receiving yards

Tucker Number Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:20

Phiggle: Apr 26, 2007; And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW

New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints - Receiving Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Token: Willis

# ? Sep 20, 2014 17:45

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards
Cam Newton - Passing Yards
Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker Number Jay Cutler - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:19

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Geno Smith - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:17

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

pre:

DeMarco Murray - Dal - Rushing Yards
Lance Dunbar   - Dal - Rushing Yards
Joseph Randle  - Dal - Rushing Yards
Alfred Morris  - Was - Rushing Yards
Roy Helu       - Was - Rushing Yards
Silas Redd     - Was - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Sea - Rushing Yards
Percy Harvin   - Sea - Rushing Yards
Russell Wilson - Sea - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin  - Sea - Rushing Yards
Mark Ingram    - N.O - Rushing Yards
Khiry Robinson - N.O - Rushing Yards
Pierre Thomas  - N.O - Rushing Yards
Brandin Cooks  - N.O - Rushing Yards
C.J. Spiller   - Buf - Rushing Yards
Fred Jackson   - Buf - Rushing Yards
E.J. Manuel    - Buf - Rushing Yards
Anthony Dixon  - Buf - Rushing Yards
Arian Foster   - Hou - Rushing Yards
Alfred Blue    - Hou - Rushing Yards

Chris Ivory    - NYJ - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Suh Token

# ? Sep 20, 2014 23:10

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Philip Rivers - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Matt Stafford - Passing
Andrew Luck - Rushing

Tafoya Number - Matt Forte - Receiving

# ? Sep 21, 2014 02:24

Foranzan: Sep 22, 2006; I'm a public embarrassment, I'm a bottle of diet poison

Giovanni Bernard - Rushing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Matt Tannehill - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Jay Cutler - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 03:32

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Jay Cutler - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 04:09

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 04:14

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Arian Foster - rushing yards
Calvin Johnson - receiving yards
Tony Romo - passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - passing yards
Marshawn Lynch - rushing yards

Tucker Number - Jay Cutler - passing yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:29

pixelbot2000: May 11, 2004; Pay your pussy bill

Drew Brees - passing
Derek Carr - passing
DeMarco Murray - rushing
CJ Spiller - rushing
Danny Woodhead - receiving
James Jones - receiving
Antonio Brown - receiving

Tucker # - Martellus Bennett - receiving

# ? Sep 21, 2014 11:33

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
Every single Cincinnati Bengal - Receiving Yards
Alex Smith - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Jeremy Kerley - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 11:41

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Matthew Stafford - Passing
Knile Davis - Rushing
Donald Brown - Rushing

Tucker Number: Geno Smith - Passing

# ? Sep 21, 2014 12:11

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Matthew Stafford - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Colin Kaepernick - Passing

Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing

# ? Sep 21, 2014 12:51

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Aaron Rodgers -Passing
Drew Brees - Passing
Andre Johnson - Receiving

Tucker Number - Matt Forte Rushing

# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:55

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
Gio Bernard - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

I don't trust receivers.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:09

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Peyton Manning - passing
Nick Foles - passing
Phillip Rivers - passing

Tucker Number Matt Forte - Receiving

# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:17

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Cam Newton - Passing Yards

Tucker Number Jay Cutler - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:39

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Kirk Cousins - passing
Philip Rivers - passing
Alfred Morris - rushing
Marshawn Lynch - rushing
EJ Manuel - Passing
Sammy Watkins - Receiving

Tucker - Chris Johnson - receiving

using Willis Token

# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:40

Bachtere

Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Matthew Stafford - Passing
Julian Edelman - Receiving
Jimmy Graham - Receiving
Alfred Morris - Rushing

Tucker #: Chris Ivory - Rushing

Willis Token

# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:57

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards
Cam Newton - Passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
Russell Wilson - Passing yards
Randall Cobb - Receiving yards

Tucker Number: Chris Ivory - Rushing yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:03

Okibi: Jul 13, 2004; A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist; Grimey Drawer

Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:05

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Please ignore earlier post, swappong Hou backs for Car.

kalensc posted:

pre:

DeMarco Murray - Dal - Rushing Yards
Lance Dunbar   - Dal - Rushing Yards
Joseph Randle  - Dal - Rushing Yards
Alfred Morris  - Was - Rushing Yards
Roy Helu       - Was - Rushing Yards
Silas Redd     - Was - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Sea - Rushing Yards
Percy Harvin   - Sea - Rushing Yards
Russell Wilson - Sea - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin  - Sea - Rushing Yards
Mark Ingram    - N.O - Rushing Yards
Khiry Robinson - N.O - Rushing Yards
Pierre Thomas  - N.O - Rushing Yards
Brandin Cooks  - N.O - Rushing Yards
C.J. Spiller   - Buf - Rushing Yards
Fred Jackson   - Buf - Rushing Yards
E.J. Manuel    - Buf - Rushing Yards
Anthony Dixon  - Buf - Rushing Yards
DeAngelo Williams- Car - Rushing Yards
Jonathan Stewart - Car - Rushing Yards
Mike Tolbert.    - Car - Rushing Yards

Chris Ivory    - NYJ - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Suh Token

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:09

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

AFCE QB Special:

Tom Brady - Passing
EJ Manuel - Passing
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

Tucker - Geno Smith - Passing

Using Suh token

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:10

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Matt Stafford - Passing
Stevan Ridley - Rushing
Shane Vareen - Receiving
Tucker Number - Jay Cutler - Passing

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:38

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Cam Newton - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Alex Smith - Passing
LeSean McCoy - Rushing
Alfred Morris - Rushing

Tucker number - Brandon Marshall - Receiving

Revis Token in play

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:38

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Drew Brees - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Steve Smith - Receiving
Tucker #: Brandon Marshall - Receiving

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:48

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Matthew Stafford - Passing
Joe Flacco - Passing
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing
Zac Stacy - Rushing
Jimmy Graham - Receiving
Michael Floyd - Receiving

Tucker #: Matt Forte - Rushing

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:53

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Philip Rivers - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Keenan Allen - Receiving
CJ Spiller - Rushing
Donald Brown - Rushing

Brandon Marshall - Receiving

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:53

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Miami, Houston, Chicago, Oakland Team - Rushing
E. Manning, R. Wilson - Passing
San Diego Team - Receiving

:siren:

Tucker Number - Brandon Marshall - Receiving :siren:

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:59

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Z.S. Ghost posted:

what are you guys talking about this week was awesome

anyway

Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards
Bernard Pierce - Rushing Yards
Joe Flacco - Rushing Yards
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards

Tucker: Jay Cutler - Passing Yards

Who the hell is lorenzo taliaferro

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:03

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Colin Kaepernick - Passing
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
Montee Ball - Rushing
Knile Davis - Rushing
Jay Cutler - Passing

Suh token

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:29

Ussr: Sep 17, 2004; Wait, what?

Edit wrong thread

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:29

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards -- 290
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards -- 0
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards -- 0
Terrence West - Rushing Yards -- 36
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards -- 55
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards -- 51
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards -- 87
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards -- 43
Taylor Gabriel - Passing Yards -- 81
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards -- 23
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards -- 0
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards -- 0
Steve Smith Sr - Receiving Yards -- 101
T#: Geno Smith - Passing Yards

782 + Geno

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:16

grah: Jul 26, 2007; brainsss

grah posted:

Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards - 289
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards - lol I didn't realize he was deactivated for the week
Andre Johnson - Receiving Yards - he was cleared to play but I have no idea if he was just in there as a decoy or was a gametime scatch, been at work all day, but drat.
Nick Foles - Passing Yards - 325
Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards - 20
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 22

Tucker Number:Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards

I'm pretty dumb you guys! 656 with a third rate receiver to go. Blarg. I thought Andre Johnson would have been good for some extra yards and might have helped Fitz's total too, and that either Sproles or McCoy would have had at least 50 yards, if not both putting up 75ish. I certainly didn't think they'd combine for 42 lousy yards.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:43

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Tom Brady - Passing Yards 234
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 370
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards 25
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards 22
Gio Bernard - Rushing Yards 47

Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

I don't trust receivers.

698

I shouldn't trust running backs...

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:41

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Dalton and Rodgers combine for under 400. This game is stupid and impossible.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards
Cam Newton- Passing Yards
Cam Newton- Rushing Yards
Leveon Bell- Rushing Yards
Kelvin Benjamin Receiving Yards
Tucker Number Jay Cutler- Passing Yards
Suh Token

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:52

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:25

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Geno Smith - Passing Yards

729 with Geno to go. Hey, you never know...

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:36

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