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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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This is the look of a woman who terrified of what her life has become but does not know what to do to escape.

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
stop fukkin judgin trix you just wanna gently caress her/be her and it's unnerving how that sublimates in your being into pity and contempt

naem
May 29, 2011

Avrigl!! We are both like 31 and act like teenagers still! We're meant to be!!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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nomadologique posted:

stop fukkin judgin trix you just wanna gently caress her/be her and it's unnerving how that sublimates in your being into pity and contempt

This is untrue. I want to gently caress/be Beyoncé.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
drat she got some shaeply breasts aka titties

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Trixie Hardcore posted:

This is untrue. I want to gently caress/be Beyoncé.

yea duh jesus get in line

altho i would settle for voting for beyonce for president of hte unitd states

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I want to gently caress/be Beyoncé.

I too want to simultaneously be and gently caress Beyonce.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



naem posted:

Avrigl!! We are both like 31 and act like teenagers still! We're meant to be!!



I'd ravage that canadian pussy. Tap her like I was searchin for syrup.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Costello Jello posted:

I too want to simultaneously be and gently caress Beyonce.

Would take either or but yes the ideal would be at the same time.

naem
May 29, 2011

Trixie Hardcore posted:

This is the look of a woman who terrified of what her life has become but does not know what to do to escape.



She looks like a post WWII east German faking happiness, hoping they don't know about her war crimes

naem
May 29, 2011

vyst posted:

I'd ravage that canadian pussy. Tap her like I was searchin for syrup.

I'd hold her while she cried about her career path and rigid diet regimin and then eat her out for like 7 hours

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Is that a scabies rash leading from her chest to her cheek? Nasty.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
don't worry she alright she gonna retire to a castle made of hard cast maple sugar in the hinterlands of toronto

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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naem posted:

I'd hold her while she cried about her career path and rigid diet regimin and then eat her out for like 7 hours

You sound like the perfect date.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
be careful that squirrel just trying to hide some nuts up in your owlhole until winter

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
i'd bang her but she seems like she would just lay there like a burlap sack

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
She has the dead-eyed look of a shark, similar to Britney Spears

naem
May 29, 2011

Trixie Hardcore posted:

You sound like the perfect date.

Imagine I did an emoticon where the eyebrows are wiggling up and down right here

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
so which singer from a lovely canadian rock band is she gonna get hitched to next?

the old lady from rush?
lord worm?
the poofter from our lady peace?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

He must be drunk. His hair is on fire and he doesn't even feel it.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Goon Project: Let's hook Avril up with Skrillex

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Man, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has seen better days.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

quote:

Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback—you know him)
no article i dont

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Avril... Latrine!!!! LOL!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

SPACE HOMOS posted:

Avril... Latrine!!!! LOL!

holy poo poo

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

chad's pecker has been in her mouth lol

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Arian_Samurai posted:

She has the dead-eyed look of a shark, similar to Britney Spears

Still not as bad as Dorito Pope.

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Libelous Slander posted:

Goon Project: Let's hook Avril up with Skrillex

:eyepop:

The horror

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

toggle posted:

chad's pecker has been in her mouth lol

or maybe not and that's why they split up

maybe the big diamond ring was the last straw

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

SPACE HOMOS posted:

Avril... Latrine!!!! LOL!

my mom called her advil latrine :xd:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
why their baby got such extreme canines?

they got vampires in canada now?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I am so high I can hear heaven
I am so high I can hear heavuuun
oh but heaven ooohh heaven don't hear meeeee

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


When I listen to I'm With You I close my eyes and imagine she's singing about me.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i didn't even know these two people were married that's how little i care about their lives. they could die and i would feel less than if i stepped on a piece of garbage on the street

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Christmas Miracle posted:

i didn't even know these two people were married that's how little i care about their lives. they could die and i would feel less than if i stepped on a piece of garbage on the street

hey now cmon avril lavigne is hot you gotta give at least a little care my friend

lemme put my arm over your shoulde rand tell you how this works now

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

nomadologique posted:

hey now cmon avril lavigne is hot you gotta give at least a little care my friend

lemme put my arm over your shoulde rand tell you how this works now

there are many women more hot than avril lavigne, people just wanna gently caress her with hatred in their eyes

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Man, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has seen better days.

That is clearly the baron.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Christmas Miracle posted:

there are many women more hot than avril lavigne, people just wanna gently caress her with hatred in their eyes

hotness is not a zero sum game you have much to learn my son

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 687 days!)

I LIKE YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR FEET

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Piii-kachu.

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