Did you know that Pro Target is an anagram for Tart Grope?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

makes u think

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:06

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:54

deep dish peat moss

There are 9 letters in "Pro Target"
9 upside down is 6
666 is the number of evil
three... three sixes
Every third Pro Target thread can be read upside-down, revealing his True Nature as The Beast

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:11

deep dish peat moss

Pro Target eats rocks. The anti-schist

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:12

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Bullhorn: Man, you guys ain't had no anagrams of Pro Target like these. These Pro Target anagrams are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no Pro Target anagrams...
Black Dynamite: Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick...
[erases the restaurant menu blackboard]
Black Dynamite: What else melts in your mouth?
Cream Corn: M&M's!
Black Dynamite: Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?
Militant #3: Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.
Black Dynamite: And Mars is also...
Saheed: The Roman God of War.
Black Dynamite: Who is the Greek God of War?
Militant 2: Ares.
Black Dynamite: Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
Cream Corn: Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh! Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.
Black Dynamite: Now you're getting it.
Cream Corn: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.
Saheed: Which is the capital of Greece.
Black Dynamite: And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: 785 B.C.
Militant 2: And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!
Bullhorn, Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Code Kansas!
Black Dynamite: Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
Militant #3: Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!
Black Dynamite: Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
Cream Corn: Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
Black Dynamite: Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.
Woman at table: Apollo.
Black Dynamite: Yeah. Thanks, lady.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bo-Pepper posted:

whoa

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:26

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Bo-Pepper posted:

good execution, missed opportunity to replace all faces with avs, B-

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:27

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

man folks getting all picky now

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bo-Pepper posted:

man folks getting all picky now

just photoshop more heads on. jeeeeeez

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:37

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i wished to maintain the purity of the representation of the tarts how dare you people question my art

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:43

google THIS

it's you, you're the chick protarget is loving

you're fox mccloud

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:43

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh if only

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jett posted:

it's you, you're the chick protarget is loving

you're fox mccloud

Who is the lady grabbin at the balls, though?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:45

google THIS

Bo-Pepper posted:

oh if only

not you specifically i mean anyone reading that post, the lack of a specific avatar lets everyone get in on the fun :buddy:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:45

joke_explainer

Oh, BYOB is full of anagrams.

"I, Bureaus Watts" is an anagram of 'Awaits True Sub'

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN is actually an anagram of GELD JOHN'S DONG PEEN.

Bo-Pepper is actually an anagram for 'Probe Pep'. Yikes! Self hating.

FART gently caress HELL 5 is actually an anagram for 'Chaff, Let Lurk 5'.

Matoi Ryoku is actually "Okay, Um, Riot."

Notorious poster Pizzatime's name is actually an anagram for Pizza Item.

Stormyish is an anagram for "Miss Try-Ho".

Fluffieduckie's notoriously dirty anagram name source: 'I gently caress, fluid fee.'

Finny Pennywhistle actually gets his name from his 'Nephew's Flinty Inn'

Pro Target may be a Tart Grope, but he's a Tat Groper, and a Raptor Get as well.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:47

treasure bear

Security Drone posted:

Oh, BYOB is full of anagrams.

"I, Bureaus Watts" is an anagram of 'Awaits True Sub'

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN is actually an anagram of GELD JOHN'S DONG PEEN.

Bo-Pepper is actually an anagram for 'Probe Pep'. Yikes! Self hating.

FART gently caress HELL 5 is actually an anagram for 'Chaff, Let Lurk 5'.

Matoi Ryoku is actually "Okay, Um, Riot."

Notorious poster Pizzatime's name is actually an anagram for Pizza Item.

Stormyish is an anagram for "Miss Try-Ho".

Fluffieduckie's notoriously dirty anagram name source: 'I gently caress, fluid fee.'

Finny Pennywhistle actually gets his name from his 'Nephew's Flinty Inn'

Pro Target may be a Tart Grope, but he's a Tat Groper, and a Raptor Get as well.

Do you own a Countdown teapot?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Security Drone posted:

Oh, BYOB is full of anagrams.

"I, Bureaus Watts" is an anagram of 'Awaits True Sub'

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN is actually an anagram of GELD JOHN'S DONG PEEN.

Bo-Pepper is actually an anagram for 'Probe Pep'. Yikes! Self hating.

FART gently caress HELL 5 is actually an anagram for 'Chaff, Let Lurk 5'.

Matoi Ryoku is actually "Okay, Um, Riot."

Notorious poster Pizzatime's name is actually an anagram for Pizza Item.

Stormyish is an anagram for "Miss Try-Ho".

Fluffieduckie's notoriously dirty anagram name source: 'I gently caress, fluid fee.'

Finny Pennywhistle actually gets his name from his 'Nephew's Flinty Inn'

Pro Target may be a Tart Grope, but he's a Tat Groper, and a Raptor Get as well.

Miss Try-ho!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:53

Salmiakki

what s my anagram

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:54

joke_explainer

Cumt posted:

Do you own a Countdown teapot?

God drat Countdown Teapot has some great anagrams.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:54

vapoursquid: none other

Bo-Pepper posted:

lol

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:55

joke_explainer

Salmiakki posted:

what s my anagram

I couldn't figure it out... I'm sure there's a great one in there. Best I could do:

SALMIAKKI -> 'I AM SILK KA' (some kind of wizard name???)

SALMIAKKI -> Laika Skim (Laika being the famous russian cosmonaut dog, but I don't know what Skim means (in the context, that is, I know what skim means in general.).)

More research is needed.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:59

Pizzatime

Security Drone posted:

Matoi Ryoku is actually "Okay, Um, Riot."

the byob way to start a riot indeed

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:59

Salmiakki

Security Drone posted:

I couldn't figure it out... I'm sure there's a great one in there. Best I could do:

SALMIAKKI -> 'I AM SILK KA' (some kind of wizard name???)

SALMIAKKI -> Laika Skim (Laika being the famous russian cosmonaut dog, but I don't know what Skim means.)

More research is needed.

''go or move quickly and lightly over or on a surface or through the air.''

laika goin quickly. that works

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Security Drone posted:

God drat Countdown Teapot has some great anagrams.

Toot Wand Cop Tune

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:01

Pizzatime

what am I notorious for tho :confuoot:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:02

heard u like girls

Salmiakki posted:

what s my anagram

i'ma kkil sam

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:03

joke_explainer

Humans Among Us posted:

i'ma kkil sam

Manga-Shun Sumo.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pizzatime posted:

the byob way to start a riot indeed

Me, I zit zap

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:12

ulvir

actually it's an anagram for EG Parrott

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:14

heard u like girls

Security Drone posted:

Manga-Shun Sumo.

sue one city dr

score run deity

i, dr stoney cure

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:26

A Time To Chill

Security Drone posted:

Oh, BYOB is full of anagrams.

"I, Bureaus Watts" is an anagram of 'Awaits True Sub'

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN is actually an anagram of GELD JOHN'S DONG PEEN.

Bo-Pepper is actually an anagram for 'Probe Pep'. Yikes! Self hating.

FART gently caress HELL 5 is actually an anagram for 'Chaff, Let Lurk 5'.

Matoi Ryoku is actually "Okay, Um, Riot."

Notorious poster Pizzatime's name is actually an anagram for Pizza Item.

Stormyish is an anagram for "Miss Try-Ho".

Fluffieduckie's notoriously dirty anagram name source: 'I gently caress, fluid fee.'

Finny Pennywhistle actually gets his name from his 'Nephew's Flinty Inn'

Pro Target may be a Tart Grope, but he's a Tat Groper, and a Raptor Get as well.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:36

joke_explainer

A Time To Chill posted:

A Time to Chill? More like, 'Ah, totemic ill'.

Or, contrary to his current title, a message about global warming: 'Climate? Hi, Lot.'

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:48

GoodbyeTurtles

turtles goodbye

:eyepop:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:40

ron color

Luvcow posted:

black dynamite is really good

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ron color posted:

black dynamite is really good

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:52

joke_explainer

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

turtles goodbye

Nah, you don't have time to say goodbye to turtles, as you're too busy with the Deb Ogle Tryouts. Poor Deb. But then again, Deb Stole Yogurt.

Uh... roncolor and luvcow aren't really good for anagrams. Color nor? Cow Luv.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:07