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Rapman the Cook posted:Doesnt know what tax is OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY, ILL GET 75% OF 140 DOLLARS WHICH IS STILL MORE MONEY THAN IVE EVER GOTTEN IN A WEEK SHOVE IT UP YOUR rear end
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Sancho posted:poo poo I had my first job at 16 bagging groceries now I run a full-fledged dick sucking business. You provide an excellent product. would use again
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Puppy Galaxy posted:If you're trying to get your first job at 22 you are a millennial stereotype. You have been coddled your entire life and will be a failure. I know, right. But whatever.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:12
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so what kind of jobs were you applying for op
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Sep 19, 2014 16:13
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you irl posted:so what kind of jobs were you applying for op Ball polishing jobs. Hey professors get lonely sometimes.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:22
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Work at the uni IT department OP. Get paid $15/hr to do homework and tell people not to eat in lab.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:29
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I applies for some tv monitoring job at a university funded public broadcasting thing (hey kid make sure the tv channels don't go dead) Also one that was like filing wooooo A couple food related jobs like working at a dining hall I guess And also a parking enforcement job lmao, though the job description makes me think I'll be some file bitch or something
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Sep 19, 2014 17:09
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yeah you're a bitch alright
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Sep 19, 2014 17:10
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Oh and a job at the library. I think I applied for like five or four I forget.
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Tsinava posted:enjoy your nepotism. you live in a world where no one can touch you. more like no one wants to haha owned
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Sep 19, 2014 17:14
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I've been working since I was 14, fulltime since I was 19. 34 now and still don't earn 6 figures, but with my wife's income we're a few pay raises shy of earning 1/4 million a year. We also have no kids, so it's nice having some free cash. Get a wife, OP, not a job. They're pretty cool.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:30
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At the very least I'm never having kids. Jesus Christ what a monetary drain I am.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:33
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SHISHKABOB posted:no I live in a three bedroom apartment, 415 a month for rent and then electricity
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Sep 19, 2014 17:41
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I dont understand why u would be happy in a straight salary job... like u have a hard cap on wot the company is going to pay you no matter what you do. That fuckin sucks, and you have to negotiate raises and all that bullshit If I want a raise I just go sell some poo poo to someone.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:51
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Waroduce posted:I dont understand why u would be happy in a straight salary job... like u have a hard cap on wot the company is going to pay you no matter what you do. That fuckin sucks, and you have to negotiate raises and all that bullshit what happens if u burn out and lose ur mojo and suddenly the magic's gone then youre hosed mate
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Sep 19, 2014 17:52
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23 with no credit and just a part time job reporting in
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Sep 19, 2014 17:58
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SHISHKABOB posted:OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY, ILL GET 75% OF 140 DOLLARS WHICH IS STILL MORE MONEY THAN IVE EVER GOTTEN IN A WEEK SHOVE IT UP YOUR rear end If you learn a trade and do real work, you can make that in a day.
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Sep 19, 2014 18:00
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Waroduce posted:I dont understand why u would be happy in a straight salary job... like u have a hard cap on wot the company is going to pay you no matter what you do. That fuckin sucks, and you have to negotiate raises and all that bullshit Eh. I can see the advantages of salary. If there's downtime and stuff, you dont have to worry about not getting paid. I was the field engineer for a project and I'm paid hourly, but the contractor crew is paid salary. so I couldnt really do other work since I was in another country when there was downtime with the construction because of delays and poo poo though the crew still got paid but i didn't have much to do so I lost out on billable hours.
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Waroduce posted:I dont understand why u would be happy in a straight salary job... like u have a hard cap on wot the company is going to pay you no matter what you do. That fuckin sucks, and you have to negotiate raises and all that bullshit straight salary is kinda annoying like I just did something that could bring in a poo poo ton of new customers and revenue for our company, but I'm not guaranteed to see any benefits myself from it luckily my boss is cool so hopefully I can be like, yo, how's that cool thing I did working out for the company? oh, millions of dollars in new ARR? hmmmm maybe u should cut me in on that
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Sep 19, 2014 18:10
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SHISHKABOB posted:OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY, ILL GET 75% OF 140 DOLLARS WHICH IS STILL MORE MONEY THAN IVE EVER GOTTEN IN A WEEK SHOVE IT UP YOUR rear end You're 22 and you've never made $120 in a week? Seriously what the gently caress is wrong with you. I wouldn't hire your rear end.
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Waroduce posted:I dont understand why u would be happy in a straight salary job... like u have a hard cap on wot the company is going to pay you no matter what you do. That fuckin sucks, and you have to negotiate raises and all that bullshit jesus christ dude I'm talking about a part time job that I'm going to have for a loving semester or two of college, I'm not planning out my life career here Royal W posted:If you learn a trade and do real work, you can make that in a day. yes thanks for the tip I'll keep it in mind for literally the rest of my life SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You're 22 and you've never made $120 in a week? Seriously what the gently caress is wrong with you. I wouldn't hire your rear end. I'm glad I'm in the pool of other worthless millennial kids in college who have never worked an honest day in their lives either so I'm on square footing with the rest of them.
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Sep 19, 2014 18:48
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Lollerich posted:Do you live in Somalia?? no I live in a college town it's actually a pretty great apartment like it's nice and stuff nothing is ever broken and I have all I need. But really idk if 415 a monthis a lot? For a three bedroom? Idk man, I'm a clueless kid.
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Sep 19, 2014 18:49
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Gaunab posted:you're not selling me on sales
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Sep 19, 2014 19:00
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Secks Cauldron posted:Sales is loving awful. I hate interacting with people so much. I hate people to but you just pretend to be their bff while you're with them and it ez, im friendly as gently caress 9-5 but benith this smooth, friendly personality is a burning desire to be left alone and not talk to anyone. But I think of it like this all I gotta do is smile and be friendly and listen to ur bullshit about ur kids or wife or mistress or whatever and support the same cityname sportsteam as u for u to sign this agreement than ur paying me to be your bff I can do that. My boss is the same way he hates people and is grouchy as gently caress but infront of clients he is the friendliest man you ever met
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Sep 19, 2014 19:44
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SHISHKABOB posted:But really idk if 415 a monthis a lot? For a three bedroom? Idk man, I'm a clueless kid.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:50
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op your apartment is stupid cheap you should sublet it why dont you apply to some real jobs that might actually look at your resume instead of lovely ones that you won't even want to put on your resume when you're tired of working there
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Sep 19, 2014 20:31
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the culminator posted:23 with no credit and just a part time job reporting in get a credit card. make sure to use it for purchases you can pay back
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Sep 19, 2014 20:33
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i think it's okay if you get your first job now op. after all when you turned 16, that was the height of the recession
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Royal W posted:If you learn a trade and do real work, you can make that in a day. Start a business and you can make this in the time it takes to post
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EngineerSean posted:Start a business and you can make this in the time it takes to post this. businesses started by 22 year old astrophysics majors with no business experience are almost always successful
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Sep 19, 2014 22:02
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I wish you the best of luck in your career and life, OP.
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Sep 19, 2014 22:23
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Domo arigato, sempai.
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When I graduated with a computer science degree I took a game testing job thinking "ok I'll just do this temporarily while I get a programming job and I'll be on my way to moneytown" now I'm 28 and I'm testing video game consoles instead of just video games but that's even worse because at least before I was playing video games all day, now I'm just a low-level grunt lost in a sea of unfulfilled dreams. I just wanted to make video games man. Uh I guess what I'm trying to say is the day you settle is the day the rest of your miserable life starts, hope that helps.
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Sep 19, 2014 22:58
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yeah so uh don't settle for a poo poo job? The first job you get doesn't have to be the job you have the rest of your life lmao
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SHISHKABOB posted:yeah so uh don't settle for a poo poo job? The first job you get doesn't have to be the job you have the rest of your life lmao Pursuing ur dreams doesn't always pay the bills and keep u fed
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Sep 19, 2014 23:03
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SHISHKABOB posted:Domo arigato, sempai. 
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Waroduce posted:Pursuing ur dreams doesn't always pay the bills and keep u fed U can pursue yr dreams and also be realistic about things.
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Sep 19, 2014 23:53
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Who needs a cs degree? All my peers already make six figures even before they get their degree, they just want the paper.
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SHISHKABOB posted:U can pursue yr dreams and also be realistic about things. then why are you applying for poo poo jobs that won't do anything for your resume? thats neither being pragmatic nor pursuing your dreams unless your dreams are really lame you have a bs in physics you can do better than making copies
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you irl posted:then why are you applying for poo poo jobs that won't do anything for your resume? thats neither being pragmatic nor pursuing your dreams unless your dreams are really lame jesus loving christ dude I'm applying for jobs while I'm a student in order to make my life easier ok. Being a student is the most important thing and that's what I'm focusing on. Having some nice part time job while I'm a student will help pay for poo poo and make life easier. How loving hard is this to comprehend.
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