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SHISHKABOB posted:jesus loving christ dude I'm applying for jobs while I'm a student in order to make my life easier ok. Being a student is the most important thing and that's what I'm focusing on. Having some nice part time job while I'm a student will help pay for poo poo and make life easier. How loving hard is this to comprehend. jesus loving christ dude it is incomprehensible jesus loving christ dude
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Guys hug it out
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Sep 20, 2014 03:57
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i... i.. don't care
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Sep 20, 2014 03:58
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ill give you a job, op. Send me your coordinates
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Sep 20, 2014 04:05
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Does you college have a fitness center? If so get a job there. Through college I worked in the campus weight room. Not only was it the easiest job I've ever had, I also got to workout while getting paid for it.
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i have an alright job now, but i've always wanted to work at gamestop. i figure one of my co-workers would be an 8.5 who thinks shes a 4 and likes video games because she has low self-esteem and we would have 1.5 children together. with the inevitable digital games takeover, i have to act soon or the dreams of my youth will be impossible to fulfill. decisions. decisions.
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Waroduce posted:I dont understand why u would be happy in a straight salary job... like u have a hard cap on wot the company is going to pay you no matter what you do. That fuckin sucks, and you have to negotiate raises and all that bullshit Nice speech Levene, if you actually take the time to get valuable skills and experience, you get a good enough salary and benefits to laugh at anyone unfortunate enough to be stuck doing sales. "These leads are BULLSHIT"
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Sep 20, 2014 12:20
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Y'all niggas is bitter. Hating on a nigga like this? Sorry your life choices didn't pan out , bet you thought life was a big bowl o' cherries. enjoy your eventually meaningless death.
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ashgromnies posted:sales is dumb, market is flooded with lovely salespeople cuz of dumbass college kids getting "business degrees" Sales is for useless sacks of poo poo who lack any real skills. So is management. If you're into sales and want management, you could always apply at Target or Enterprise. Lots of useless sacks of poo poo with no real life skills working at both of those places.
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OP please update. Thx
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Why at 22 you lazy gently caress? I started working at 18 and that's like the oldest acceptable age to start working already
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SHISHKABOB posted:jesus loving christ dude I'm applying for jobs while I'm a student in order to make my life easier ok. Being a student is the most important thing and that's what I'm focusing on. Having some nice part time job while I'm a student will help pay for poo poo and make life easier. How loving hard is this to comprehend. man if this is how you react to dudes on an internet forum giving you poo poo customer service is going to eat you alive
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Sep 22, 2014 23:48
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working is for saps and suckers - 'i started working at 14 you bums' congrats for jumping on a pointless treadmill of drudgery and toil way earlier than you needed to.
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I've enjoyed all my jobs bc I am gregarious and have a sunny disposition and my cheerfulness is contagious
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dodo seeks refugium posted:working is for saps and suckers - 'i started working at 14 you bums' congrats for jumping on a pointless treadmill of drudgery and toil way earlier than you needed to. It owns to graduate college with no debt.
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SHISHKABOB posted:that doesn't make sense dude but what about taxes taken out of your check? there will be a fair amount. and also gas and food and car insurance etc. etc.
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Sep 23, 2014 17:30
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BASF posted:Y'all niggas is bitter. Hating on a nigga like this? lol if you dont think all death is meaningless
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Sep 23, 2014 17:31
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What the gently caress do you think I want the money for?? Hookers and blow?????
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Sep 23, 2014 17:31
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i assued weed and cheesy snacks
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klapman posted:man if this is how you react to dudes on an internet forum giving you poo poo customer service is going to eat you alive Is this post real Somehow I believe it to be, because id like it to be?
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If it doesn't work out there's always fiverr. It's not like you'd be accustomed to going out or having expectations in life or anything.
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Sep 23, 2014 17:33
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Sales is for useless sacks of poo poo who lack any real skills. Someone selling something somewhere keeps u employed. Either way above or way below you, someone is convincing someone else to give yo company money
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Ilustforponydeath posted:Nice speech Levene, if you actually take the time to get valuable skills and experience, you get a good enough salary and benefits to laugh at anyone unfortunate enough to be stuck doing sales. I closed a deal with $536,000 in monthly billable revenue this morning tell me more about how to improve my pay There isnt a salary in the world id take short of a ceo somewhere. Lol if you work off leads and arent introduced to decision makers at social and networking events. My biggest deals, apart from goverment poo poo, have come from cigar bars and conferences
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Sep 23, 2014 18:25
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SHISHKABOB posted:What the gently caress do you think I want the money for?? Hookers and blow????? yeah but you can't really survive on 7 dollars an hour for 20 hours a week
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i must compose posted:yeah but you can't really survive on 7 dollars an hour for 20 hours a week no loving poo poo i live off my parents right now i live in an apartment, i have no income other than what my parents give me i am a student i am getting a job to supplement myself and not rely on my parents so much this is temporary, this is not a permanent life goal being achieved right now
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Sep 23, 2014 18:36
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yuo seem pretty high strung itt friend
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SHISHKABOB posted:jesus loving christ dude I'm applying for jobs while I'm a student in order to make my life easier ok. Being a student is the most important thing and that's what I'm focusing on. Having some nice part time job while I'm a student will help pay for poo poo and make life easier. How loving hard is this to comprehend. don't listen to him op, you'll be megafucked if you get to 25 or something being a neverwork permastudent.
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unless you're like a doctor or something
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Waroduce posted:Someone selling something somewhere keeps u employed. Either way above or way below you, someone is convincing someone else to give yo company money Salesmen are also experts at rationalizing how they're useless sacks of poo poo with no real skills. I have to constantly clean up their messes, that's how I know. They can't even change a lightbulb on their own. SHISHKABOB posted:no loving poo poo Do your parents also pay for a car? Because that would be an excellent reason for us old people to hate you more. CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Sep 23, 2014 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Salesmen are also experts at rationalizing how they're useless sacks of poo poo with no real skills. Mmmm im lovin all this hate. Let it flow. Did a salesmen gently caress ur wife
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Salesmen are also experts at rationalizing how they're useless sacks of poo poo with no real skills. Are you a janitor
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Crewmine posted:Are you a janitor the term is custodian
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Do textbook stores still exist OP? I did that through most of college and it was awesome. No more book purchasing You should do that
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Waroduce posted:Mmmm im lovin all this hate. Let it flow. Did a salesmen gently caress ur wife how's your quota for this cycle?
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OP if you're serious you're kind of a fuckup already. What were you doing during summers up until now? It is good however that you are still in college, that is legitimately a saving grace. Before you get too far down the chain of applying for every fast food and retail position in your college town I would consider what it is you want to do with your science degree. If you want to do sciency things, you're going to be SOL if you finish your undergraduate without research experience (and more importantly connections). If that's something you're interested in you need to start asking around yesterday to see if there are any profs with projects you can work on. A lot of those kinds of jobs aren't listed and you sorta just need to meet with your profs and talk about their work or something, look for ones that publish a lot in topics you like, read their papers, then ask them about the projects. If you sorta just want to go the WASPy route of college degree = office job somewhere your uncle works at or whatever then I'd still recommend employment through the school because they tend to pay better and give you more downtime to just get paid to do homework. Libraries, comp sci labs, tutoring centers, etc are all great options.
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plain blue jacket posted:how's your quota for this cycle? I never have to worry about hitting quota because I get a cut of any service done on an account ive sold, and due to the size of the accounts ive sold service puts me over goal without having to do anything. This will not change for at least the next 48 months  I could literally not do anything and make money, but I like money alot so I want all of it. I also make 25% on software and 35% on hardware when im over quota so poo poo is nice 
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Could u not hack it and got fired from a sales job
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Waroduce posted:I never have to worry about hitting quota because I get a cut of any service done on an account ive sold, and due to the size of the accounts ive sold service puts me over goal without having to do anything. This will not change for at least the next 48 months nice fat cock you have hanging out there
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plain blue jacket posted:nice fat cock you have hanging out there Ur wife liked it too So did ur mom 
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Waroduce posted:Ur wife liked it too I'm gay my mom is single so it's none of my business who she fucks but it disappoints me that she'd gently caress you
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