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AAA DOLFAN posted:3rd and 1. Miami has converted 2 previous (2 for 2 mind you) 3rd and 1s by rushing Lamar Miller behind Albert and Dion Sims on an inside tackle dive, simple play but they cant stop it because Albert is a loving strong man. Miami is driving, they are down by a single score, and moving well. Time is busting though, and we need to keep the defense off the field. Easy play call right? Nah. Tannehill also never leaves the pocket because he is a retard fucker idiot bitch swickles posted:I don't know if its coaching or a new GM, but someone does deserve some credit for fixing that O-line. It is better, as is the rushing attack, and we will get like zero mileage out of either
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 18:18 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:06 |
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FizFashizzle posted:who gets the blindfold and cigarette next? Philbin is still on the hot seat as are Coughlin and Rex
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 03:04 |
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Ozu posted:Woody wont fire him midseason but we're staring down a 1-6 barrel so things aren't looking good for Rex's security. Seems dumb but I guess Davis the Lesser is using it as a tryout to see if he should retain him and why not I guess, it's not like Sparano is worth a poo poo as a head coach
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 03:09 |
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:The bye? Everyone stares at the ground uncomfortably as Dennis Allen describes his plans for practice and how he'll get the team back on course
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 05:58 |
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Benne posted:There's a non-zero chance that Whisenhunt goes one-and-done now He's not very good at the HC thing He and Wade Phillips should get matching "PETER" and "PRINCIPLE" tattoos
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 23:51 |
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:someone hire Marty The game has passed him by
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:16 |
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I'm pretty sure the Dolphins have tried and failed to sign Orton before as sad as that is to read The even sadder thing is that he'd be in the top 5 quarterbacks the Dolphins have had since Marino and arguably top 3
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 00:49 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:I HOPE WE BOTH TIE That's my favorite Mountain Goats song defiantgiant posted:In fairness, we're talking about this after a game where (1) the Patriots dropped 50+ on the Bears, (2) Brady threw for 10 yards an attempt, completed over 85% of his passes, and scored 5 TDs, and (3) at least 6 different Bears defenders got absolutely roasted by Gronk. I'm thinking Mel Tucker needs to be the first guy out the door, and then give Trestman a year to win some games with Rex Ryan or somebody (please let it be Rex Ryan) running the D. The Bears could at least try to work out their dumb issues on offense if their defense didn't make Ryan Tannehill look like Aaron Rodgers. To be fair it's the healthiest Gronk's looked all season and while it's a chicken/egg situation there aren't a lot of dudes who can cover Gronk at his best
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 14:57 |
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It'd be cool if Todd Bowles came back to Miami I guess, I dunno if he ever had a real shot as a defensive guy who had never been DC before but who knows
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 18:24 |
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Ribsauce posted:I never really understood the point of the midseason firing in the NFL. In the NBA it makes sense, you have enough games to improve, and the systems are not as complex, but why bother in the NFL? The worst possible outcome is your team goes on a heater after you fire you head coach and you are now stuck with the tight ends coach you promoted to take over. It lets you audition guys already on the staff to see if they're worth retaining, and if a coach is a lame duck, it will likely affect the development of players on offense and defense.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 00:59 |
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mcmagic posted:This. Winning the SB is luck. If you have an elite QB you can pretty much win 10+ games and be competitive for a decade. That's the point. I mean the Niners have been pretty competitive during the Kaepernick era Ehud posted:Ryan Tannehill is right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind... A solid, workmanlike quarterback who won't win you games but won't lose them either. The Toyota Corolla of quarterbacks.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 17:16 |
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MourningView posted:Tannehill has been good lately but overall seems destined to be one of those dudes who starts for like 10 different teams and is constantly losing his job to rookies who are worse than him but also more promising long term. We also have one of those backing him up I guess success seems too intimidating to the Dolphins so they've decided that mediocrity at the position suits them fine (it certainly is better than what they've been doing for the past 13 years)
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 18:19 |
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Oh wait we've started Chad Henne, Jay Fiedler, and Gus Frerotte for entire seasons, nm
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 18:21 |
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Ehud posted:Real talk though Nah He might be hitting his stride and breaking out and the Dolphins r gonna do it and make the playoffs but I doubt it, I am very encouraged by Lamar Miller though and I think the ground attack is sustainable even if the Dolphins want like nothing to do with it Dolphins chat up in the Hot Seat thread
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 19:22 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I'm just salty about Mark Sanchez starting for my team so I'm in full "gently caress the Jets mode". I get "gently caress the Jets" but the Eagles are like 3-1 under Sanchez so I think everything will be okay
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 15:02 |
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Hire more Hispanic coaches but only if they are good at it
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 16:07 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:Hire Will Muschamp
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 16:14 |
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:I refuse to believe that the team that barely squeaked by the Jets last night loving blanked us. Ha yeah the Dolphins are a loving mystery Burger Trench posted:Joe Philbin was brought on because of his work as a QB coach to Aaron Rodgers. Every year under him, raw prospect Ryan Tannehill has looked better. The team as a whole has looked better every year under him. The front office has been mostly lovely at drafting and signing free agents. He's an offensive coach whose best asset is his defense and who is incredibly risk averse. I don't especially care to have a Seinfeld-quoting Tony Sparano heading up the team on game day. I like the staff, just not the head coach.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 18:16 |
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I would like Teryn Austin or Todd Bowles or Gus or hell I'd like to pretend Mark Helfrich will leave his wife for a few days and I wouldn't be sad if noted Taker to the Next Leveller Jim Harbaugh came to Miami and poo poo Brian Kelly is a shitheel but he'd be a great coach but we will hire I dunno Mack Brown or something and I'll be mega bummed
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 03:03 |
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Chichevache posted:More evidence that Harbaugh was a flash in the pan who got by on the strength of a great DC and two generational QBs he lucked into (Smith and Luck). This is a weird gimmick
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 03:42 |
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Brannock posted:drat! Declan MacManus!!! Such insight in the mysteries of posting. I am blown away. It's a gimmicky style of posting and it's very silly, no need to stunt on me
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 04:50 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:06 |
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Brannock posted:Hmmmm, I don't think it's not a gimmick to point out when people are addicted to posting about other people's posting and how socially progressive it is. For instance, you. Go away. I'm not really addicted to anything, I was just pointing out Chich's gimmick is weird but this kind of weird bitchiness is probably why I don't post in the NFL threads much anymore
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 06:44 |