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Sexting a girl right now and I need some hot lines so I can wet it up later
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Sep 19, 2014 06:43
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im gay
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Sep 19, 2014 06:43
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tell your mom i said hello.jpg
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Sep 19, 2014 06:44
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hey girl i like it consensual
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Sep 19, 2014 06:44
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ill let you cover it sometimes because i respect your independence
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Sep 19, 2014 06:45
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whats your data cap like? i dont want to put you over.
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Sep 19, 2014 06:46
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shiksa posted:whats your data cap like? i dont want to put you over. drat this is good stuff.
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Sep 19, 2014 06:47
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SaltLick posted:Sexting a girl right now and I need some hot lines so I can wet it up later give me your number and i will roleplay as a hot girl so you can practice your lines
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Sep 19, 2014 06:47
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hold your phone up to your pussy so it can read this: hey
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Sep 19, 2014 06:47
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im gonna plape you bitch
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Sep 19, 2014 06:48
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i really appreciate that you're in my life. i was just looking for someone to sleep with, i didn't expect to find a new best friend
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Sep 19, 2014 06:48
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I said I was gonna drop a load like goku releasing a spirit bomb. I hope she's wet
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Sep 19, 2014 06:51
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cis white male posted:i really appreciate that you're in my life. i was just looking for someone to sleep with, i didn't expect to find a new best friend goddamn gaping for you
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Sep 19, 2014 06:51
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This line has always worked for me:
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Sep 19, 2014 06:51
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what do you mean you "haven't caught up on seinfeld"?
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Sep 19, 2014 06:52
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This line has always worked for me: kiss and lick my peach while fisting my honeypot? or double fist both honeypots i wish i paid more attention in school
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Sep 19, 2014 06:53
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can an rear end in a top hat be a honeypot or is that only the sweet sweet vagina
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Sep 19, 2014 06:54
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MOOBS! posted:kiss and lick my peach while fisting my honeypot? bb imma kiss u imma lick that peach, gonna pound that honeypot, pound that honeypot
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Sep 19, 2014 06:56
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you have to sext the honeypot pounding at least twice so that it really drives it home that you will be pounding.
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Sep 19, 2014 06:57
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gently caress your phone
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Sep 19, 2014 06:59
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bby yea i lik it leik dat. Ummmmmmmmmmm lemme hot dog ur buns.
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Sep 19, 2014 07:00
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baby imma rough you up later it would be better for you if you were wet
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Sep 19, 2014 07:02
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Trixie Hardcore posted:you have to sext the honeypot pounding at least twice so that it really drives it home that you will be pounding. drat thats a protip never mentioned in "the game"
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Sep 19, 2014 07:03
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If you're really close with the lady you can try: imma take u 2 a love hotel and pork your rear end until it gets haunted
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Sep 19, 2014 07:05
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Al Borland posted:Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bby yea i lik it leik dat. Ummmmmmmmmmm man your posts are so dumb that its cute *touches ur arm* i could probably teach you a thing or two
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Sep 19, 2014 07:05
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If you're really close with the lady you can try:
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Sep 19, 2014 07:07
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If you're really close with the lady you can try: trixie you live a hard life dont you how many people learn how to translate rear end ghosts i feel like i should donate money
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Sep 19, 2014 07:09
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gary oldmans diary posted:that translation is for gays a womans peach is pussy Man, woman, anyone's rear end can become haunted. You can use either and trust the audience to understand your context. MOOBS! posted:trixie you live a hard life dont you Please feel free to donate money, I have an indiegogo for my rear end exorcism.
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Sep 19, 2014 07:09
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Sep 19, 2014 07:11
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MOOBS! posted:trixie you live a hard life dont you maybe you could divert some of the money you're using to traumatize me with all the moobs
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Sep 19, 2014 07:12
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cis white male posted:maybe you could divert some of the money you're using to traumatize me with all the moobs i spend at least $15 a month on avatars and i feel a need for change....
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Sep 19, 2014 07:13
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Tell her that you can;t wait until you can gently caress her for a minute and a half after half assed foreplay and fall asleep moments later.
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Sep 19, 2014 08:12
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Hey chick wanna come back n chill? Listen, if you're going to poo poo in my mouth later, here's a list of food I'm allergic to so don't eat any .... (complete this bit yourself)
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Sep 19, 2014 08:19
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Hey chick wanna come back n chill? Listen, if you're going to poo poo in my mouth later, here's a list of food I'm allergic to so don't eat any .... (complete this bit yourself) honestly as long as its gluten free im sure he'll be fine
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Sep 19, 2014 08:20
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I hear the goatman's rear end in a top hat has at least 32 ghosts in it at any given time.
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Sep 19, 2014 08:21
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I wanna take you to a concert and slam you against the wall while the speakers bleed bass
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Sep 19, 2014 08:23
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Ghost investigators have lost several EMF detectors checking for ghost powers up his anus. The only thing to ever come out of the goatman's hole was a note written in poo that read, "SEND MORE."
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Sep 19, 2014 08:23
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Al Borland posted:Ghost investigators have lost several EMF detectors checking for ghost powers up his anus. 
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Sep 19, 2014 08:26
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That picture looks highly questionable moobs.
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Sep 19, 2014 08:31
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Al Borland posted:That picture looks highly questionable moobs. nah she fully consented
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Sep 19, 2014 08:33
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