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DarkFleetOne

a godadamn smoke breake who is wit me? also i learned that i am gayl thank you SA forums.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:45

WilltheMagicAsian

same for the second part

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:50

Matoi Ryuko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:50

DarkFleetOne

this is also a thread for other kinds of posting. all posts welcome.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:54

Orange Sunshine: by FactsAreUseless

DarkFleetOne posted:

this is also a thread for other kinds of posting. all posts welcome.

Thanks. I like to post pictures of old Lysol ads. This thread looks like a perfect place for them.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:57

Liquid Penguins: by Cowcaster

Sa taught me that I'm gay and that goons are fun to penetrate. Thanks forums poster the penetrator for the advice!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:59

lonesomedwarf

i agree and have found the same thing with regards to myself

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:09

WilltheMagicAsian

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:11

MaliciousBiz: I Pay to Poast on Internet

Yeah. But exactly how gay?

How gay? This is important.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:17

DarkFleetOne

MaliciousBiz posted:

Yeah. But exactly how gay?

How gay? This is important.

lonesomedwarf posted:

i agree and have found the same thing with regards to myself

i am the most guy, but also like pussy. i think this makes me a troon but idk.

Orange Sunshine posted:

Thanks. I like to post pictures of old Lysol ads. This thread looks like a perfect place for them.

this is why i like sa theyre is so many ifomred subforums and megrthreads. theire is always a groups to find yourself in.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:24

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Matoi Ryuko posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

Once you become a Mod aren't you confined to your forums in chains for all eternity until you go insane and retire?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:26

DarkFleetOne

Orange Sunshine posted:

Thanks. I like to post pictures of old Lysol ads. This thread looks like a perfect place for them.

I hadnt thought of it earlier but that Lysol� spray really cleared me up. thank you friend!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:27

DarkFleetOne

But back to smokes. this is a pro smoke environment. We have been oppressed by the quitting vocal majority for too long. now you can make your stand.

_{nonsmokers submit to relinquish they're breaks to cap pigs.}

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:41

Digiwizzard

Matoi Ryuko posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY

# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:56

Slurin: I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Orange Sunshine posted:

Thanks. I like to post pictures of old Lysol ads. This thread looks like a perfect place for them.

Ah, woman has a vaginal growth. Just spray some alkyl dimethylbenzl ammonium chlorides up inside and 99.98% of problems solved

# ? Sep 19, 2014 12:36

Wooten

I used to smoke but then I became an adult and stopped wasting money on smelling like poo poo and being a pariah.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 12:43

Roy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

# ? Sep 19, 2014 12:47

DarkFleetOne

Mulefisk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

Knew it. Thx.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:06

DarkFleetOne

For all the amerigooms. get it, cause on other forms they belive there si time sones.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:14

a star war betamax: by Lowtax

I dont smoke so this thread doesnt not apply to me ... please be more considerate of my neds in th e future opie

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:22

DarkFleetOne

a starwar betamax posted:

I dont smoke so this thread doesnt not apply to me ... please be more considerate of my neds in th e future opie

i am sorry you are left out, you are a good pster. this is about all smoke s. those with deviant smoke chime in. we all have a story to tell about how sa mde us gay.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:47

ArtIsResistance: QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Thought you were gonna say toilet and I was gonna be like same.

Posted from my toilet

# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:52

a creepy colon: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DarkFleetOne posted:

i am sorry you are left out, you are a good pster. this is about all smoke s. those with deviant smoke chime in. we all have a story to tell about how sa mde us gay.

Those aren't even pot leaves behind spongbob smdh

# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:58

Robo Reagan: by Fluffdaddy

Slurin posted:

Ah, woman has a vaginal growth. Just spray some alkyl dimethylbenzl ammonium chlorides up inside and 99.98% of problems solved

i kind of miss when ads could say whatever the gently caress they wanted now beer commercials gotta be like a drat music video because they can't be explicit about the fact that alcohol makes you drunk

# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:59

Glasgow Kiss: Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

smoke breaks in general are pretty nice. you have an excuse to be outside.

though i try to avoid smoking now as i do not want lung cancer. but then again you get cancer from basically everything so it's inevitable fate for all of us. if Alzheimers or some else gay didn't kill us.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:03

klapman: this char is good

if you dont read something awful on the toilet then im pretty sure you've got problems

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:13

Robo Reagan: by Fluffdaddy

are you saying the only thing you read while on the shitter is sa

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:14

Glasgow Kiss: Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

smoking makes you want to poo poo sometimes, kill two birds with one stone

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:15

DarkFleetOne

klapman posted:

if you dont read something awful on the toilet then im pretty sure you've got problems

Glasgow Kiss posted:

smoke breaks in general are pretty nice. you have an excuse to be outside.

though i try to avoid smoking now as i do not want lung cancer. but then again you get cancer from basically everything so it's inevitable fate for all of us. if Alzheimers or some else gay didn't kill us.

all breaks are the importante topics. because as user Glasgow Kiss has pointed out, there are no breaks from deth and aids.

_{also toilets}

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:23

OXBALLS DOT COM: by FactsAreUseless

I also mostly read feom the toilet because iy seems appropriate

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:25

DarkFleetOne

whoa. i can't belive this happened. :commissar:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:01

Salmiakki

Al Borland posted:

Once you become a Mod aren't you confined to your forums in chains for all eternity until you go insane and retire?

lol

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:04

heard u like girls

sup smokin buds

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:06

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

I enjoy using my phone to play Angry Birds while on the toilet

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:20

DarkFleetOne

Bargearse posted:

I enjoy using my phone to play Angry Birds while on the toilet

Smoke breaks are a lot like poo poo breaks. Ideally, they take 10 minutes and make us realize how close we are too death. :agesilaus:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:27

vapoursquid: none other

op will do much better in byob

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:35

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

DarkFleetOne posted:

Smoke breaks are a lot like poo poo breaks. Ideally, they take 10 minutes and make us realize how close we are too death.

I don't smoke so toilet phone gaming is the closest I get

# ? Oct 9, 2014 12:01

DarkFleetOne

Woah. Good thing I'm in the chill forum now. This poo poo was way to much to handle for some people. :cheers:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 12:12

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

The only natural defecation posture for a human being is squatting.

The alignment of the anorectal angle associated with squatting permits smooth bowel elimination. This prevents excessive straining with the potential for resultant damage to the recto-anal region and, possibly, to the colon and other organs. There is no evidence that habitual bowel elimination at a given time each day contributes considerably to the final act of rectal emptying. The natural behavior to empty the bowels in response to a strong defecation reflex alleviates bowel emptying by means of the recto anal inhibitory reflex.

http://www.squattypotty.com/sitting-causes-hemorrhoids-straining-and-constipation-s/1516.htm

# ? Oct 9, 2014 12:27

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:45

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Hugh Malone posted:

http://www.squattypotty.com/sitting-causes-hemorrhoids-straining-and-constipation-s/1516.htm

i own and use this device

# ? Oct 9, 2014 13:35

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