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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I'm still alive, though life is not very great.

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

That loving Sned posted:

I sneeze when I see sunlight. Thankfully I live in the UK.

This quote is outstanding.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

no you didn't.

Keeping threads real in 2014.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

here's a cool personal fact: I got a huge fuckin dick

If you really had a huge penis you would know that the reality is less cool than pr0n exhibits. The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep. And there are not enough people capable of repressing their gag reflex.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

genesplicer posted:

My 25th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.

That's pretty cool.

Do you follow those corporate-suggested anniversary gift lists or do you have something more personal planned?

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

troll senses are tingling

Carrot Senses jangling!

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Rambling Robot posted:

i was so sick last week i died.


i am now alive again. being sick and then dead suck.

Do not speak ill of being dead.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I enjoy chicken and waffles, but I do not believe they compliment each other enough to warrant a menu item.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
That was like a week ago. Pretty sure he's done with the school project.

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I do not smoke weed. Erryday.

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