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Do you put your ketchup in the fridge?
No
Durrr I'm a loving retard!!
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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Solid Poopsnake posted:

yes portals that is precisely the point im trying to make here

alright

well I didn't have any mustard so sorry

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Moony
Nov 6, 2007
terrible.
if you're putting any condiments other than like olive oil and/or red wine vinager on a sandwich or a salad, you're a gross fat slob hth

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Moony posted:

if you're putting any condiments other than like olive oil and/or red wine vinager on a sandwich or a salad, you're a gross fat slob hth

bangin' chipotle mayo

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Okay so basically what you goons are saying is you buy bottles of sugary or salty goop instead of having some self respect and vomiting up acid to dissolve your food before you eat it?

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Okay so basically what you goons are saying is you buy bottles of sugary or salty goop instead of having some self respect and vomiting up acid to dissolve your food before you eat it?

This is what I do, and it tastes great with no complicated chewing.

StdNormDist
May 2, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Okay so basically what you goons are saying is you buy bottles of sugary or salty goop instead of having some self respect and vomiting up acid to dissolve your food before you eat it?

I only drink ensure and vitamin supplements because I have find both this and eating plebeian experiences.

I do however put ketchup on the supplements.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Okay so basically what you goons are saying is you buy bottles of sugary or salty goop instead of having some self respect and vomiting up acid to dissolve your food before you eat it?
I prefer when someone else just vomits their most recent meal into my mouth.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Secks Cauldron posted:

I prefer when someone else just vomits their most recent meal into my mouth.

Same as long as that last meal was cum.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

What is the difference between ketchup and catsup besides catsup always tasting like poo poo?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
aww poo poo i remember when i lived with my parents they put every loving thing in the fridge even loving vinegar.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

TOILETLORD posted:

aww poo poo i remember when i lived with my parents they put every loving thing in the fridge even loving vinegar.
mom!!! you put the vinegar in the fridge? I dont like it! too cold!!!

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
im with you op i hate cold ketchup it ruins the mouthfeel and my dining experience suffers for it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

aww poo poo i remember when i lived with my parents they put every loving thing in the fridge even loving vinegar.

I keep apple cider vinegar in the fridge.

I drink it straight and its better cold.

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Sep 21, 2014

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i keep a ice cube in the freezer :twisted:

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

one time I ate a thing that had stuff on it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Portals posted:

one time I ate a thing that had stuff on it

Genital warts?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Portals posted:

one time I ate a thing that had stuff on it

Well you're doing it wrong.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well you're doing it wrong.

gently caress

I guess it's back to the drawing board then

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I don't own katsup, but if I did, I'd like it cold.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Accretionist posted:

I don't own katsup, but if I did, I'd like it cold.

i like hot ketchup

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May 27, 2004



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psyopmonkey posted:

I keep apple cider in the fridge.

I drink it straight and its better cold.

:barf:

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Gross Dude posted:

Haha, you eat ketchup and not only that you are a snob about it.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

STFU pleeb.

Its good for your digestive tract.

Also, kombucha is good too.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

STFU pleeb.

Its good for your digestive tract.

Also, kombucha is good too.
i have never tried kombucha but i have fished glass kombucha bottles out of the garbage and used t hem for water so maybe that counts?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

i have never tried kombucha but i have fished glass kombucha bottles out of the garbage and used t hem for water so maybe that counts?

I use mine to make oil infusions and some other nefarious things... :ohdear:

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Wait, serioustalk for a second, what's wrong with apple cider? Maybe it's because I'm from apple country, but every autumn I drink tons of it because it reminds me of home.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Apple cider vinegar...

Wow, my brain hurts.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Solid Poopsnake posted:

Wait, serioustalk for a second, what's wrong with apple cider? Maybe it's because I'm from apple country, but every autumn I drink tons of it because it reminds me of home.
its good. i think the goon was being grossed out at the idea of cold apple cider instead of hot

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
wait can't you just add bread and let it become liquor?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
apple

cider

vinegar

is what i meant.;

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Apple cider vinegar...

Wow, my brain hurts.

uhh this is not that strange?

you can make vinegar out of every fruit basically

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

apple

cider

vinegar

is what i meant.;

oh well maybe you should be more loving specific because some of us are apparently neurotic about apple cider

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Drink some cold apple cider vinegar you assbags.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
My parents put ketchup in the fridge, I question their sanity daily. Also, they eat their steak extra well done with a poo poo-ton of steak sauce... philistines.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

Drink some cold apple cider vinegar you assbags.

ice cold vinegar by the gallon

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I like it better at room temp thank you very much

apple cider I like hot

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

AbbadonOfHell posted:

My parents put ketchup in the fridge, I question their sanity daily. Also, they eat their steak extra well done with a poo poo-ton of steak sauce... philistines.

ugh my loving mother did this and she actually preferred thin-sliced top round and ugh im glad shes dead

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

a hole-y ghost posted:

its good. i think the goon was being grossed out at the idea of cold apple cider instead of hot

cold apple cider is awesome as well as hot apple cider

just apple cider in general

and hard cider too

apples own

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

for a cool trick try drinkiing some strong rice vinegar slightly warm... it's like you're drinking in the essence of gross feet

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

for a cool trick try drinkiing some strong rice vinegar slightly warm... it's like you're drinking in the essence of gross feet

Rice wine vinegar isnt that great for drinking. Its about as harsh as the white vinegar.

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