Thinking of taking up a new fetish.

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deep dish peat moss

Some fetishes I'm considering getting in to are, spinal injections, recycling, botulism fetish, red things fetish, cars that go boom, or celery peeling.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:07

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Funnypost Collabo posted:

celery peeling.

loving gross

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:12

bacalou

nah man, the peeling thing is good but celery is poor person junk.

you want 100% organic, local grapes custom grown by A Guy You Know, seedless and individually peeled. a woman's hand puts it in your mouth and toots an airhorn as daintily as possible

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:15

bird.

okay what if you put peanut butter in the palm of your hand and jelly in the palm of your partner and you guys high fived

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:16

deep dish peat moss

BrownianMotion posted:

okay what if you put peanut butter in the palm of your hand and jelly in the palm of your partner and you guys high fived

The PB&JJ

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:18

deep dish peat moss

We used to do something similar with salami, cappicola, and cheeses. we called it The Italian Job.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:21

bacalou

'the sloppy joe'

'the macaroni salad'

'three day old jello and a pat on the head'

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:23

bird.

like once you've explored a bit more maybe you could introduce a banana with the peanut butter, it's a little naughtier tho

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:24

deep dish peat moss

bacalou posted:

nah man, the peeling thing is good but celery is poor person junk.

you want 100% organic, local grapes custom grown by A Guy You Know, seedless and individually peeled. a woman's hand puts it in your mouth and toots an airhorn as daintily as possible

Good tips, but the thing about Celery Peeling that gets me hot and bothered is the slow, methodical destruction of the collenchyma cells and protoplasms.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:25

bacalou

boy you nasty

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:27

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bacalou posted:

boy you nasty

OCD FETISH. THEY NEVER CLIMAX

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:59

precision: by VideoGames

all the girls i've ever loved
have wanted to be hit
and all the girls i've ever loved
have left me, cause i wouldn't do it

# ? Sep 22, 2014 08:00

Slot

precision posted:

all the girls i've ever loved
have wanted to be hit
and all the girls i've ever loved
have left me, cause i wouldn't do it

If you think its bad to hit
I prefer to eat your poo poo

# ? Sep 22, 2014 08:04

deep dish peat moss

I've settled on trying the Cars That Go Boom fetish first. Wish me luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeNelsAOGo

# ? Sep 22, 2014 09:28

treasure bear

i hit fruit with hammers then gently caress

# ? Sep 22, 2014 09:37

deep dish peat moss

Cumt posted:

i hit fruit with hammers then gently caress

Wow, nice! I'd really love to have my own Gallaghirl.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:15

vapoursquid: none other

hi funnypost

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:16

deep dish peat moss

Hello vapoursquid.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:20

vapoursquid: none other

we meet again

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:20

deep dish peat moss

Once more into the abyss...

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:22

vapoursquid: none other

i need a fetish

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:23

vapoursquid: none other

i'm totally am down to have one i just don't know what to get sexually excited over

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:24

deep dish peat moss

May I suggest the Winged Cane?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:25

vapoursquid: none other

thats cool i'm sure theres all sorts of hosed up sexual thing i could do with that

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

precision posted:

all the girls i've ever loved
have wanted to be hit
and all the girls i've ever loved
have left me, cause i wouldn't do it

fuckin Bill Callahan

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:45

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# ? Sep 22, 2014 18:37

precision: by VideoGames

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

fuckin Bill Callahan

for the longest time i only knew the lou barlow version

i fail at hipstering

# ? Sep 22, 2014 18:56

dogcrash truther

bumping this thread to congratulate the op on his goldmined thread, and not byob goldmine either. regular big boy goldmine

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:23

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i want to rub my own dick with my dick it would be so hot but alas it is impossible to have two of my own dicks

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:26

deep dish peat moss

dogcrash truther posted:

bumping this thread to congratulate the op on his goldmined thread, and not byob goldmine either. regular big boy goldmine

Thank you. I appreciate the recognition. I think if I keep trying, I can improve.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:29

deep dish peat moss

WetNightmare posted:

i want to rub my own dick with my dick it would be so hot but alas it is impossible to have two of my own dicks

Two words for you. Stretching Exercises. If you work hard enough, you can tie your dick in to all kinds of shapes. I went through most of the Boy Scouts Handbook of Knots myself. The Double Sheel Bend was hard to get down, but oh so worth it...

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:30

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

it is literally impossible to do what i want to do with my dick because i need two of my dicks. i want to like have my dick thats attached to me and then like another one of MY dicks that is hard but not attached to anything but it is 100% my dick still and i like brush my dick with my other dick kindof like a toothbrush motion

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I have a captain nemo fetish

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:35

deep dish peat moss

I can see you now, hunched over like BEar Grylls, one dick between outstretched palms, rubbing it in to another. Harder, faster. Eventually friction plays its part. A faint trace of smoke... no! evaporated cum. You blow gently. Fan the flames. Add fuel. An outrageous explosion of cum.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:39

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

yesss mmmm and i can feel both my dicks as i dbl cum ahhhh

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:41

Bizarro Bike: oh boy your are sick

what about jelqing. you could have a jelqing fetish.

http://www.howtojelq.com/

http://www.jelqwiki.com/jelqing-exercises/

some resources for you op

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:42

Pinche Rudo

Bizarro Bike posted:

what about jelqing. you could have a jelqing fetish.

http://www.howtojelq.com/

http://www.jelqwiki.com/jelqing-exercises/

some resources for you op

Jelq 24/7 all day erry day

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:47

Hello Meow

thanks to jelqing i gained 2-3 inches in length and 1-2 inches in girth
thank you jelqing

Hello Meow fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:53

Bizarro Bike: oh boy your are sick

'sir there's someone new logging on...username 'loves2jelq''

*man-in-charge rubs chin*

'hmmm....nothing out of the ordinary. keep an eye on him, just in case.'

# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:58

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:49

pogi

My fetish is having rough sex in the shower while drinking a beer

# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:03

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