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Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Sapient Afro
Jan 22, 2012

Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dickhole.

the one where the guy crawled up people's assholes and puppeteered them.





nah jk that one sucked

Allegory of the Rave
Dec 4, 2009
It has to be bad blood, only for mulder singing the Shaft theme song.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Now I have to go back and watch every episode again

Arrowsmith
Feb 6, 2006

SAGANISTA!
The one where some guy says he hunts Bigfoot but when they get to his house his trophy room just has a bunch of hobos mounted to the walls.

No wait, that's just my kink.

I guess my answer is any episode featuring swole Skinner.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

What about that episode Jersey Devil where he is going through his old stuff and he just pulls out a picture of bigfoot with boobs and is like "oh yeah!" and cracks the case but its like "wtf mulder why do you have a drawing of bigfoot with boobs?"

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011


ProfessorMurder posted:

Jose Chung's From Outer Space
my disbelief at seeing this piece of poo poo for the first time was matched only by my disbelief that people actually like it. :fuckoff:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Still would

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Blood is my favorite. Season 2. Something is programming digital devices to turn a small town into a breeding ground for somnambulist killers.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

i also liked the flashback one with the vampire town and luke wilson as either a bucktoothed yokel lawman or charming sheriff depending on whose telling the story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1CSisIx4E

SplitSoul fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Sep 22, 2014

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
D.P.O. and Bad Blood. I like D.P.O. because it was a cool exploration of a scenario in which a person gets a superpower but instead of being a smart person who uses it for good it's just a dumb teenager who uses it for petty revenge and his own amusement.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
def the one where the cig smoking man reminisces about his career and tries to publish adventure novels

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Home. It's always Home because FOX was never allowed to put it back on TV by the FCC or some poo poo because while they didn't break any rules it was considered too disturbing for network TV.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

i like the one where he likes the coffee. dang good caffee lol

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
what about the one that is shamelessly plagiarised from the thing?

sexy cougar on the prowl
Dec 31, 2008

RideTheSpiral posted:

what about the one that is shamelessly plagiarised from the thing?

that's a good episode, shameless or not

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Paper Hearts, Unruhe, and Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose are the best in the series.

MantisToboggan
Feb 1, 2013

Magazines posted:

It has to be bad blood, only for mulder singing the Shaft theme song.

Good muthafuckin choice, motherfucker!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The incest episode

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Any episode that suggests that Mulder is a porn fiend.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

D.P.O. and Bad Blood. I like D.P.O. because it was a cool exploration of a scenario in which a person gets a superpower but instead of being a smart person who uses it for good it's just a dumb teenager who uses it for petty revenge and his own amusement.

this plus it had "live fast diarrhea" playing at the end

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







the freakshow one

"must have been something I ate"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

MantisToboggan posted:

Good muthafuckin choice, motherfucker!

I like when they meet the charming handsome Sheriff, Scully quietly points to her front teeth to Mulder when the sheriff isn't looking, and he just gives her that "gently caress you" look.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Arrowsmith posted:

I guess my answer is any episode featuring swole Skinner.
i was too young to appreciate Skinner when the X-files were on but holy poo poo


scully understood tho

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

whoflungpoop posted:

i was too young to appreciate Skinner when the X-files were on but holy poo poo


scully understood tho


From previous thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kleBbnNXeJw

Enjoy.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

I'm partial to the one where the gang meets the Harlem Globetrotters

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

There are a lot of good x-fikes episodes. Don't forget the one about the home owners association that has to have everything perfect or a monster kills you, mulder getting body switched at area 51, the cockroach pandemic that turns out to be just a coincidence, the christmas episodes where they go to a haunted house and spooked their guts out by lily tomlin, the ground hogs day bank robber mulder dies episode, etc. X-files is the best and I should rewatch it up to season 7. I have the entire series on dvd cause netflix wasn't around back then. And really rewatching x-files means skipping all the plot episodes.

Edit: Also that episode with the psychic that can tell mulder is a pervert.

Hey Chief
Feb 21, 2013

The freak show episode is called Humbug - love the shot of Mulder posing manlyly at the end. Another favorite is War of the Coprophages. That one's also one of three episodes featuring Scully's dog, Queequeg. The others're Clyde Buckman's Final Repose and Quagmire, both good.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

the freakshow one

"must have been something I ate"

i came to post this










































...and then I came :gizz:

MantisToboggan
Feb 1, 2013

Skinner hosed a succubus and drinks J & B. He should really have his own show.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Hey Chief posted:

The freak show episode is called Humbug - love the shot of Mulder posing manlyly at the end. Another favorite is War of the Coprophages. That one's also one of three episodes featuring Scully's dog, Queequeg. The others're Clyde Buckman's Final Repose and Quagmire, both good.

"Just like him!" (Mulder is posing on a doorstep)


I forgot about the psychic-predictor episode, that was great. Favorite part is when the killer and the old guy exchange items, and they both make that psychic connection and realize who each other are.

"So...why do I do the things I do?"

"Don't you get it, son? It's because you are a homicidal maniac..."

":aaa: That...that does make sense."

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

for real though the one with the fatass magician faking his death was pretty funny

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bad Blood is my favorite funny one but I think Leonard Betts is the perfect monster-of-the-week episode.

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
Home, but a runner up is the one where mulder and scully have to act like husband and wife in the suburbs and people freak out because he has a basketball net. Mulrder goes all gently caress you guys and puts like pink flamingos on his yard and some grass monster fucks people up. Goddamn the x files was the best show to be a teenager. <3 Scully so fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

If only we still lived in the early 90s driving a ford taurus and wearing ill fitting suits.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Remember how great the movies were?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

SPACE HOMOS posted:

If only we still lived in the early 90s driving a ford taurus and wearing ill fitting suits.

They sometimes looked like something out of the matrix or some Syndicate Wars poo poo with those long, flowing cloaks.

Jackets, whatever. Practically are cloaks.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Inside Out Mom posted:

Home, but a runner up is the one where mulder and scully have to act like husband and wife in the suburbs and people freak out because he has a basketball net. Mulrder goes all gently caress you guys and puts like pink flamingos on his yard and some grass monster fucks people up. Goddamn the x files was the best show to be a teenager. <3 Scully so fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

The HOA + Trash Tulpa was Arcadia. i liked when mulder was telling the neighbors how his wife loves crystals and new-age poo poo bless her dumb lil heart

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