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Piso Mojado

I'm hear to listen if you just want to talk.

Current suicides averted:
:woop:

- cat brush
- nomates
- cumt

:siren:

Watch List :siren:

- Salmiakki
- GSJG
- ulvir

Gone but not forgotten
- :smoobles:

DON'T DO THIS ---> :suicide:

Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Sep 22, 2014

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:39

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:12

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

nothing you can say will break the endless cycle of pain and disappointment

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:41

Piso Mojado

CAT BRUSH posted:

nothing you can say will break the endless cycle of pain and disappointment

please don't commit forums suicide cat brush

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:45

Salmiakki

im gonna kill myslef because the text is suddenly bigger and its freaking me ouT!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:45

Piso Mojado

don't do it salmiakki!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:48

alnilam

Salmiakki posted:

im gonna kill myslef because the text is suddenly bigger and its freaking me ouT!

you can set the text size smaller, what browser u use?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:50

Salmiakki

alnilam posted:

you can set the text size smaller, what browser u use?

chrome, everything is all messed up and its scary!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:50

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

post a pic it might tip me over the edge into the next great adventure of self-inflicted fatal injury

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:52

alnilam

This thread is really just cat brush trying to reap sweet sweet owns on heself

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:53

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

i don't want to kill myself, but i wouldn't mind being dead.

if a car were to run me over right now, i don't think it would be a big deal. that's not suicidal that's just dejection. i could be a good suicide prevention counselor.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:57

Piso Mojado

CAT BRUSH posted:

post a pic it might tip me over the edge into the next great adventure of self-inflicted fatal injury

Obv some deeper issues going on here.

*takes sip of coffee* so cat brush, tell me about your relationship with your father.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

ATCG posted:

Obv some deeper issues going on here.

*takes sip of coffee* so cat brush, tell me about your relationship with your father.

he's cool. he lives 45 minutes away and I visit often

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*stabs self in the back 50 times*

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:59

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

I won't visit after I kill myself and my spirit effervesces to yob heaven

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:59

Piso Mojado

Angry Fish posted:

i don't want to kill myself, but i wouldn't mind being dead.

if a car were to run me over right now, i don't think it would be a big deal. that's not suicidal that's just dejection. i could be a good suicide prevention counselor.

This thread is for forums suicide prevention. No one cares what you do irl.

But you are a good poster with lots to live for...have you tried being a happy fish for a day?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:01

ulvir

starting my dinner now, but if I get too full I might just off myself. I keep my large window nearby just in case

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:01

Piso Mojado

CAT BRUSH posted:

he's cool. he lives 45 minutes away and I visit often

I'm glad to hear this.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:02

Piso Mojado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*stabs self in the back 50 times*

Nooooooooooo! Not godspeed John glenn! Take me instead, allah!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:03

Looke

killing yourself is good

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:06

alnilam

Angry Fish posted:

i don't want to kill myself, but i wouldn't mind being dead.

if a car were to run me over right now, i don't think it would be a big deal. that's not suicidal that's just dejection. i could be a good suicide prevention counselor.

i think "i wouldn't kill myself but sometimes i wish i were just dead" is a pretty common symptom of severe depression

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:07

FluffieDuckie

please don't kill your own selves.

love,

duckie

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:08

Piso Mojado

Looke posted:

killing yourself is good

Oh, I had it all wrong then. Will update the op.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:08

alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

please don't kill your own selves.

love,

duckie

this but from me, famous byob poster alnilam

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:09

Piso Mojado

Mods please sticky, lest more blood be on your hands.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:12

Looke

I approve this and agree it should be stickied. OP is doing BYOB a service here

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:13

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i might call a friend up and blow my head off while on the phone

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:16

Piso Mojado

CAT BRUSH posted:

i might call a friend up and blow my head off while on the phone

You should call a friend up and tell them a funny joke instead, imo.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:20

bacalou

CAT BRUSH posted:

i might call a friend up and blow my head off while on the phone

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:25

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Angry Fish posted:

i don't want to kill myself, but i wouldn't mind being dead.

if a car were to run me over right now, i don't think it would be a big deal. that's not suicidal that's just dejection. i could be a good suicide prevention counselor.

i like this - you want to be dead but man killing yourself is just a lot of effort

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:27

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

CAT BRUSH posted:

i might call a friend up and blow my head off while on the phone

that's going to be tricky with one hand on a phone unless you're not using a shotgun in which case wtf

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:51

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

I've got toes

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:55

Piso Mojado

CAT BRUSH posted:

I've got toes

Seems like a lot of work just to end existing. Not that I wouldn't be very sad but it would be an impressive feet.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 17:03

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I tried to hold my phone with toes once and it didn't go well. props
to you if you can!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 17:52

Stormyish

Somebody in my head is suffocating, and the only way to save their life is to blow my own brains out

# ? Sep 22, 2014 17:54

Piso Mojado

Stormyish posted:

Somebody in my head is suffocating, and the only way to save their life is to blow my own brains out

What if you shoot them too? Try feeding a straw through your inner ear to serve as an air line.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 18:02

ulvir

good news, I became full but not too full. didn't need to leap out of the window

# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:11

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

every day i wake up and say "ahh another day, hope i dont kill myself"

# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:15

Piso Mojado

ulvir posted:

good news, I became full but not too full. didn't need to leap out of the window

Suicide prevented! This thread saves lives.

E: updated OP

Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Sep 22, 2014

# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:30

cute anime girl

I'm a mass suicider, and I am on a suicide spree.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:30

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm bored at work. Should I do myself in?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:31

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