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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I'm a young tender american and my neck is just crying out for a 6" blade and a back and forth sawing motion


:(

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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hopefully

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
they will, inshallah

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Maybe not ISIS but you're certainly crying out for 6 inches of something.

A penis. I'm talking about a penis going up your butt.

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
yeah

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Convert or die op

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
they better

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

i'm in isis and it looks like you're pretty far down the list so i wouldn't worry until 2020ish

dodo seeks refugium
Aug 26, 2010
asalamilaycum a storm is coming bruv

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
why does it have to be isis

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

i'm in isis and it looks like you're pretty far down the list so i wouldn't worry until 2020ish

Hmm.

*contacts US Embassy*

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
gas thread murder op

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
We can only ho ^

Ah drat it.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Inevitable posted:

I'm a young tender american and my neck is just crying out for a 6" blade and a back and forth sawing motion


:(

Yes
:smoobles:
They got him, they'll get you.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
It's Inevitable.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Isis was a dope band.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXyISkvbcao

naem
May 29, 2011

LANA!!

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
you cannot stop us, we have this anthrax

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Right after posting this thread, my beloved husband was attacked in our home and kidnapped by multiple mask-wearing jihadis. His last words to me before he was shoved into an unmarked white van were "Please update my thread on Something Awful.com and tell the others they will be next!"

I am deeply saddened to have to post this, but it was his wish. Please write to President Obama and beg for a solution to the ongoing crisis in the Middle East.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Something something how you get ants.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
goodbye op

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
You can not stop us
we have this hemlock
death to Persia
death to Anatolia
Zeus is great

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Inevitable posted:

Right after posting this thread, my beloved husband was attacked in our home and kidnapped by multiple mask-wearing jihadis. His last words to me before he was shoved into an unmarked white van were "Please update my thread on Something Awful.com and tell the others they will be next!"

I am deeply saddened to have to post this, but it was his wish. Please write to President Obama and beg for a solution to the ongoing crisis in the Middle East.

Reported for account sharing

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
post pic of neck op

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
takbir

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Inevitable posted:

Right after posting this thread, my beloved husband was attacked in our home and kidnapped by multiple mask-wearing jihadis. His last words to me before he was shoved into an unmarked white van were "Please update my thread on Something Awful.com and tell the others they will be next!"

I am deeply saddened to have to post this, but it was his wish. Please write to President Obama and beg for a solution to the ongoing crisis in the Middle East.

So you are saying you are single now?

:dance:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
sounds like being french is the worst right now according to ISIS with an oddly specific call out

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
france is like the opposite of the uk when it comes to their policy on muslims and poo poo. france is a lot more like the us than people think

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

naem posted:

LANA!!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Stoic Commie posted:

france is like the opposite of the uk when it comes to their policy on muslims and poo poo. france is a lot more like the us than people think

*worse. they are politically openly racist and nobody in france cares. well, honestly a lot of euro countries are. and asian.

in fact, politically speaking there aren't a lot of countries less racist than america

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
Someone buy ISIS an account.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
no matter how many times i post takbir my phone wont recognise it as a word. makes u think

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Chinatown posted:

Isis was a dope band.

gently caress this new world where I can't say that Isis is cool

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Zoinks! ISIS is like pretty sppokky guys let's just hang out in the van

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

inside every fat goon there is a islamofacist screaming to get out

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Blahsmack posted:

inside every fat goon there is a islamofacist screaming to get out

Yeah that's what the beheadings are about.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

Fart Puzzle posted:

Zoinks! ISIS is like pretty sppokky guys let's just hang out in the van

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
yes

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