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ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
more like fail fart shitters HahaAHahhah

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ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
hahahahhahahah

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
hahahahHhHhHH

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
tryhard

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
lol!

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

you loving human being!!!

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3

ballass posted:

you loving human being!!!

You're stupid

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
The ones at my Wal-Mart don't even greet people. They literally just sit there in their Rascals and stare at the floor.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ballass posted:

you loving human being!!!
i missed yuo

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

after finally being comforted by my front door again i wipe the sweat and soot off my brow. the wife asks me "long day?" and i muster up the energy to reply: "i greeted a hunderd people today. a hunderd". i try not to focus on how poor the greeting my own wife gave me was, remembering how genes work i know she could not inherit this talent from my sperm, and i can't expect the world from her.

goldmine

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Pohl posted:

You people shop at Walmart?

Some of us work the late shift and its the only retail place that's open.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Walmart Greeter" has morphed into "Where we shove the cripples in their wheelchairs since they can't do actual work and we can't fire them"

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

girl befriender posted:

greeting people is bitchmade

well well well....sep22 2014
WHAT do we have here?? looks like new meat, lovely new fish meat trying to pretend its been around the block?

*circles the fish*

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pohl posted:

You people shop at Walmart?

their stuff is cheaper, there is unironically nothing more important to me than hoarding as much cash as possible

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





LOL more to walmart receipt checkers imo

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
everybody get the fish (the new guy lets make fun of him dont we do that any more

look at it http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=212081

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

SaltLick posted:

LOL more to walmart receipt checkers imo

like it isnt embarrassing enough when the cashier comments on my box of rubber gloves and industrial sized jug of Crisco, now I have to deal with this poo poo on my way out

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Pohl posted:

You people shop at Walmart?

that $100 gift card i got for my bday wasn't going to spend itself

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

today i saw a wal mart greeter and busted a gut LOLing

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
now i see why trolls coordinate on irc nobodys helping me burn this little new bitch and im looking totally afool!

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
haha so many gamergate posts.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Dr_Amazing posted:

haha so many gamergate posts.

how embarrassing

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Drunk & Ugly posted:

now i see why trolls coordinate on irc nobodys helping me burn this little new bitch and im looking totally afool!

no one wastes $10 to join this dead gay forum anymore except reregs

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~

Shugojin posted:

if you say hi before they do you win!!!

If you make eye contact everyone loses

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Seizure Robot posted:

no one wastes $10 to join this dead gay forum anymore except reregs

cynical; negative

perhaps be a little more open minded next time robot??

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Shut up idiot

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Wal mart greeters are awesome. They do a good job and are an important part of society. Screw all you idiots who talk poo poo about them

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Magnus Gallant posted:

Shut up idiot

no u

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Dr. Carwash posted:

they should hire hot girls to be greeters imo

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
if everyone was a hot girl nobody would kill anyone cause who would kill a hot person.

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

girl befriender posted:

if everyone was a hot girl nobody would kill anyone cause who would kill a hot person.

Truly a good campaign for Walmart to buy into.

Wait, where are all the people killing Walmart greeters?!

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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
Walmart tell its part time work force to be a buncha bitches.

wait what?

Walmarts secret get all these food stamps and stuff , mcdonalds, etc.

Don't forget to tip your pool boy in you're million dollar house.

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