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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eubWYPhcEEo

who gives a poo poo about a loving dog being sad?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo

now this is a safety commerical i can get behind

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
It's enough to make one start drinking and driving because you figure if you're going to have this poo poo shoved in your face you might as well do something to deserve it

Buff Baby
Jan 7, 2008

As a human being, I'm embarrassed.
That dog is really cute

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





That second one is awesome, dude just flattened those kids.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I'm guessing the second one wasn't intended to be hilarious. It is though.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Cowman posted:

That second one is awesome, dude just flattened those kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuB20drdeeY

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
http://youtubedoubler.com/dtR0

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






bravo

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~
I like the ones where it looks like Sin City 2 and those awesome cops are catching those bad drunk drivers. Hooray for our boys in blue! They're so awesome rolling with their fast cars to catch the badman who thought he could drive home. what a jerk. But the cops are cool tho

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I like the ones where the cops blend it with the walls n' poo poo

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I just want a spicy chicken samdwich and some dr pibb bitch MOVE *floors it kills a family of 30*

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDEmsSRXbkM

They'll See You Before You See Them!

Inspiring message from the thin blue line that protects us from these multiracial buddies who thought they could get away with it! Sorrry buster but the cops are chameleon people and DUI checkpoints are good for society because it keeps our freedom free

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Not nearly as bad as those try hard Truth.com ads.

Also remember drunk pedestrianing can be fun too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikj8eDKxMQ

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fabulousity posted:

Not nearly as bad as those try hard Truth.com ads.

Also remember drunk pedestrianing can be fun too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikj8eDKxMQ

Best car death in recent memory was in Edge of Tomorrow.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmYrWXhFf4c

the real scourge on the roads are busses

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Helpimscared posted:

I like the ones where the cops blend it with the walls n' poo poo
http://youtubedoubler.com/dtRw

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntn3BvzdNU

You can't afford the DUI shitbird. Ya better keep yer nose clean and stay in line on the straight and narrow!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

What Fun posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntn3BvzdNU

You can't afford the DUI shitbird. Ya better keep yer nose clean and stay in line on the straight and narrow!

the worst thing is having to take mass transit with all the poors

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
ahh the monttly gbs thread where we admit to drunk driving

well, I've done it and I'll probably continue to do it

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Cool Blue Reason posted:

ahh the monttly gbs thread where we admit to drunk driving

well, I've done it and I'll probably continue to do it

did it two days ago it was p chill

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I liked the ones wear the dudes roll up on the checkpoints neck deep in beer or martini just sloshing about the cabin so it pours out while they roll down the window.

The dude driving in the martini - cartini - snacks on olives as he drives too.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I care very much about a dog being sad and the other commercial isn't loving dumb because it's hilarious and improved my life.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i only listen when werner herzog tells me that texting and driving is "the cesspool of the human soul"

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

nomadologique posted:

i only listen when werner herzog tells me that texting and driving is "the cesspool of the human soul"

they're a sweet target for insurance fraud because they're guaranteed to rear end you if you brake quick!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
time to get dash AND rear dash cams

should pay for themselves in no time

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

nomadologique posted:

time to get dash AND rear dash cams

should pay for themselves in no time

I wish dash cams were mandatory in the USA.

Imagine the amazing footage that could be had from that Atlanta snow disaster

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

the second one isn't even about drunk driving, the suave irish narrator clearly says that speeding is the problem. i sure hope you don't all think speeding is cool too...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i wish always-on headlights were mandatory in the us.

there is no reason that goddamn grey car should be driving around with its lights off at dusk. it's always the grey car.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Odobenidae posted:

the second one isn't even about drunk driving, the suave irish narrator clearly says that speeding is the problem. i sure hope you don't all think speeding is cool too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

etalian posted:

Imagine the amazing footage that could be had from that Atlanta snow disaster

haha i drove through atlanta coming home from florida during the brunt of this and we had even stayed an extra day trying to ride it out. there was ice all over the highway in/near the city. i was driving in the fast lane doing about 45 with all the other minnesota, wisconsin, michigan and ontario cars while everyone else was doing like 15 and the ice chunks just bounced off all of our tires at 40ish so all the natives in the other lanes were also constantly being pelted by fist size chunks of ice from the rear end in a top hat northerners it was pretty awesome. the skyscrapers covered in ice were cool especially since i was driving wasted

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
Lol if you're not

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

There's literally no reason not to drive drunk.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SaltLick posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo

now this is a safety commerical i can get behind

holy gently caress is that funny

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Orkin Mang posted:

holy gently caress is that funny

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

too bad he didnt jump out before it rolled

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Prettz posted:

There's literally no reason not to drive drunk.

God made drive thru liquor stores for a reason!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i am really sad about dogs OP

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
goddamn i'm just going 5 minutes down the road to the store to get a pack of cigs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

goddamn i'm just going 5 minutes down the road to the store to get a pack of cigs
just think of it as bowling.. thats 30 less posters youll have to contend with for emptyquotes in the future

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
These PSAs ignore the dangers of driving safely, though...

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