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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFYTtgZAlE

Cop: Can I see your license please?

Man: *gets license*

Cop: *shoots man*

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
How many honkies are going to get confused and compliment me on my Jermaine Jackson tie

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
he's a gud boy he dun do nuffin

EDIT:

Digi_Kraken fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Sep 26, 2014

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He was just an innocent baby boy who was at video arcade playing video games after doing all his homework and chores. Then the police pigs decided it would be fun to get out their assault rifles and fill him with 10,000 bullet holes!

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

the black husserl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFYTtgZAlE

Cop: Can I see your license please?

Man: *gets license*

Cop: *shoots man*

fuuuuuuck
coward cop's got cover behind his car, can pull his gun and train it on him ready to fire at the first sign of a weapon.... and the dudes got his back turned to him so unless hes billy the kid he aint gonna be able to turn and get a decent shot off or anything even if he did have a weapon. but no, shoot him in the back immediately because why not

any excuse to pull the trigger ughhhhhhhh thanks black husserl for the high blood pressure

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
yo seriously is there a website or something or just pop-up stores like this one

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk & Ugly posted:

fuuuuuuck
coward cop's got cover behind his car, can pull his gun and train it on him ready to fire at the first sign of a weapon.... and the dudes got his back turned to him so unless hes billy the kid he aint gonna be able to turn and get a decent shot off or anything even if he did have a weapon. but no, shoot him in the back immediately because why not

any excuse to pull the trigger ughhhhhhhh thanks black husserl for the high blood pressure

Same

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Drunk & Ugly posted:

fuuuuuuck
coward cop's got cover behind his car, can pull his gun and train it on him ready to fire at the first sign of a weapon.... and the dudes got his back turned to him so unless hes billy the kid he aint gonna be able to turn and get a decent shot off or anything even if he did have a weapon. but no, shoot him in the back immediately because why not

any excuse to pull the trigger ughhhhhhhh thanks black husserl for the high blood pressure

What did I do sir?

What did I do?

Why was I shot?

I'm sorry sir you told me to get my license I just got my license....

Sir, why did you shoot me?

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I would really like to tie my nuts and dilz off with one.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Cut your stomach open, reach inside and find a free necktie! Make sure to knot it extra tight and then post pics.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
gas stations in the hood sell all sorts of interesting things

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
dude was a p chill guy. a gentle giant you might say.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Probably at the courthouse, where any Michael Brown related case will be "tied" up for years, heh

This has been your witty joke of the day

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

BigBoss posted:

gas stations in the hood sell all sorts of interesting things

Michael Brown ties next to the glass roses, on top of the brillo pads

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





the black husserl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFYTtgZAlE

Cop: Can I see your license please?

Man: *gets license*

Cop: *shoots man*

The cop fired a bunch of times but the man was only hit once in the hip. The cop is also getting charged and got fired. He's a really lovely cop.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Shot first and ask questions when he's dead.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Cowman posted:

The cop fired a bunch of times but the man was only hit once in the hip. The cop is also getting charged and got fired. He's a really lovely cop.
He got pulled over for a "seatbelt violation" too haha.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
hands up dont poot

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Bruiser posted:

hands up dont poot

fart

oops i pooted

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
my wallet...

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
lol look at this poo poo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

He got pulled over for a "seatbelt violation" too haha.

not wearing your seatbelt is dangerous

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want a homer simpson tie

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:rip:

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Dubious posted:

fart

oops i pooted

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM STOP RESISTING BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
just make one yourself, op...

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Bruiser posted:

lol look at this poo poo



flowy boxy

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Parallax Scroll posted:

not wearing your seatbelt is dangerous

Yeah, you can get shot.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

just make one yourself, op...



whaaaaat no way jose

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


I like to bust rhymes while I bust noses and crack chins.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

just make one yourself, op...



When I checked this thread earlier I was glad that nobody had posted that and felt good about goons, and bad about me for thinking of it. :unsmith:

Now I just feel bad.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Ill settle for any MB stuff, can someone find something? i would but I dont want my computer to get dirty looking for it.

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