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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
desolation truly is a series of identical bankowned mcmansions on the same block, mowed en masse by uninsured migrants, in order to maintain a facade of being occupado. each dwelling is empty, and each is more desolate than the last.

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Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Don’t get too close
It’s dark inside
It’s where my demons hide
It’s where my demons hide

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
There is only Zuul.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xynvrod0P6k

We're on the lookout for demons.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

When I take a poo poo I like to think of the Judas Priest song Demons specifically the line where he goes out demons out.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
do djinn count?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Marvin Freeman posted:

do djinn count?

Go I hope so.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/dl-opinion/fighting-sexually-transmitted-demons-20130925-2udli.html

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you don't really get jokes, do you?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
None, instead my dad made a deal with 48 demons before I was born in exchange for power. They each have a piece of me inside them instead. If I can defeat them, I get the pieces back and grow stronger in my pursuit of justice.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJn33jnc0vo
i'd run

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



69

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
1: your mom

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Mine arent litereal theyre metaphoric.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

haha im not going to fall for that one again op last tiem i cut into myself to see what was there is was just blood and yellow stuff and then i fell asleep

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Choco1980 posted:

None, instead my dad made a deal with 48 demons before I was born in exchange for power. They each have a piece of me inside them instead. If I can defeat them, I get the pieces back and grow stronger in my pursuit of justice.

I hate you more than putty.

wrisque
Sep 12, 2014

42. Oh wait, that was something else.......

Paste
Aug 26, 2007

Can someone count mine for me?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I hate you more than putty.

Everybody needs good goals!

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

you don't really get jokes, do you?

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Stevia and Agave.

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
pretty many, you could say we are legion lol

naem
May 29, 2011

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
i have that really annoying demon who's a boss at first in a poo poo arena but afterwards he is just a normal enemy and you're like "eh." Still at the annoying part though

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

that's jesus, not a demon.

revelation 19 posted:

12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15 Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

king of kings and lord of lords.

and then an angel said

angel posted:

Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18 so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Strict Picnic posted:

that's jesus, not a demon.


and then an angel said
strict picnic i hope you have seen this image which is both relevant to this thread and something you personally should appreciate

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

strict picnic i hope you have seen this image which is both relevant to this thread and something you personally should appreciate

oh wow. that is... wow

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i like the little spring being used to open it up.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
i don't have any demons because im not mentally ill lol hope that helps

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i drew this am i mentally ill plz advice

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The Protagonist posted:

i drew this am i mentally ill plz advice
dont worry the condition is called being a teenager and it will be cured when you commit suicide

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

The Protagonist posted:

i drew this am i mentally ill plz advice

well, i see a lot of dicks in it. don't know what that means though.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

joxxuh posted:

you could say we are legion lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Strict Picnic posted:

well, i see a lot of dicks in it. don't know what that means though.

i don't see any dicks???



lots of vaginas tho

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

The Protagonist posted:

i don't see any dicks???



lots of vaginas tho



it's okay. it's probably just me. they don't agree with my vision in creative convention, either.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
i don't have any i am just starting out someone plz hlep advic me on how to get them. tahnsk.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Ork of Fiction posted:

i don't have any i am just starting out someone plz hlep advic me on how to get them. tahnsk.

try sinning

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

mr.capps posted:

you ask your local minister and he can count them

How about an imam? The mosque is just down the street from our school. Not sure where the closest church is. Might be the Episcopal Church way around the corner. Do Episcopalians believe in demons?

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

genesplicer posted:

How about an imam? The mosque is just down the street from our school. Not sure where the closest church is. Might be the Episcopal Church way around the corner. Do Episcopalians believe in demons?

Yeah an iman can get you check out, dunno about the Episcopalians. But you are good to go on the iman.

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