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Yo motherfuckers be breakin' like it ain't nothin' and that morning after pill is like $50, poo poo be cray cray up in this poo poo, g'drat. Curse my big dick and huge virile loads.
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you cant get a man pregnant, OP
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Sep 28, 2014 00:23
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I've never had sex.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:23
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i've heard that frat boys use plan b as their exclusive birth control method because they hate condoms. also, rohypnol.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:25
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lol @ using condoms
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Sep 28, 2014 00:25
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i used a normal sized condom last night and now there is a red ring around my dick where the condom was too tigght
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Sep 28, 2014 00:26
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Virile loads is a good name for a Christian rock band.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:27
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hey bro can i show you my dick for a sec... what do you think these weird bumps are?
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Sep 28, 2014 00:27
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I only gently caress my victims raw
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Sep 28, 2014 00:29
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you cant knock up a blow-up doll the technology just isnt there yet dude
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Sep 28, 2014 00:30
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the only thing that fits my oversized member is hefty brand drawstring kitchen trash bags
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Sep 28, 2014 00:37
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PM me your dick.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:38
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Why do you guys like talking about dick so much? Is dick the new cuck?
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Sep 28, 2014 00:39
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9goats dead posted:you cant get a man pregnant, OP
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Sep 28, 2014 00:40
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psyopmonkey posted:Why do you guys like talking about dick so much? dicks are cool, suck a dick erryday
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Sep 28, 2014 00:41
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psyopmonkey posted:Why do you guys like talking about dick so much? why, does it make you uncomfortable? maybe feel a little confused and conflicted on the inside?
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The Protagonist posted:why, does it make you uncomfortable? maybe feel a little confused and conflicted on the inside? Nah, dicks are alright sometimes. I just dont post about them all the time.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:45
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if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund
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Sep 28, 2014 00:47
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Doctor Butts posted:if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund Is that a thing now?
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Sep 28, 2014 00:48
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psyopmonkey posted:Nah, dicks are alright sometimes. pffft name a time when dicks are not alright
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Sep 28, 2014 00:48
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psyopmonkey posted:Is that a thing now? yea been on there since the 90's maybe you never had to roll it all the way down?
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Sep 28, 2014 00:48
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truth, op
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Sep 28, 2014 00:49
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i only buy extra small
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Sep 28, 2014 00:49
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Doctor Butts posted:yea been on there since the 90's I havent used a condom in a while now... 
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Sep 28, 2014 00:50
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psyopmonkey posted:I havent used a condom in a while now... 
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Generation Internet posted:truth, op
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Sep 28, 2014 00:53
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Why are morning after pills so expensive in the US? They're like 3 bucks in China.
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9goats dead posted:you cant get a man pregnant, OP 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk
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VideoTapir posted:Why are morning after pills so expensive in the US? They're like 3 bucks in China. They make jesus cry. Crying jesus tax.
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BottledBodhisvata posted:virile loads. You pozd that dudes neg hole man
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i had a durex break on me yesterday which is weird bc i thought that only happened to the cheap ones. ill never feel safe again
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Sep 28, 2014 01:05
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pro tip don't use bear skin condoms either
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Yo motherfuckers be breakin' like it ain't nothin' and that morning after pill is like $50, poo poo be cray cray up in this poo poo, g'drat. Curse my big dick and huge virile loads.   
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Sep 28, 2014 01:11
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THEY TAKE AWAY ON DA FEELIN
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lol if you don't have a vasectomy
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psyopmonkey posted:Nah, dicks are alright sometimes. I just dont post about them all the time. if you're not thinking about dicks constantly then gently caress you that's my motto
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Sep 28, 2014 01:13
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do NOT buy papa legba witching condoms. they are cursed and will shrivel your weiner into a withered worm
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newreply.php posted:i had a durex break on me yesterday which is weird bc i thought that only happened to the cheap ones. ill never feel safe again yea same here. normally it fits over my head a little snug but doesn't break. I got it on yesterday and it ripped before I got it fully erect. 
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do not buy condoms they are an affront to god
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