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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Virile loads is a good name for a Christian rock band.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Why do you guys like talking about dick so much?

Is dick the new cuck?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Protagonist posted:

why, does it make you uncomfortable? maybe feel a little confused and conflicted on the inside?

Nah, dicks are alright sometimes. I just dont post about them all the time.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Doctor Butts posted:

if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund

Is that a thing now?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Doctor Butts posted:

yea been on there since the 90's


maybe you never had to roll it all the way down?

I havent used a condom in a while now... :dance:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VideoTapir posted:

Why are morning after pills so expensive in the US? They're like 3 bucks in China.

They make jesus cry.

Crying jesus tax.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary

i'm scared of what my immense loads can do

of what dark secrets lie inside my jizz

Stay safe immense load ghost

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

"Thats an amazing vahjoozle!"

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel.

I liked when he used a babyruth wrapper.

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