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Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
-Pope John Paul II

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Is it hot in here or is it just you? ;) - An Frank

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Woops sorry I have really bad gas today - An Frank.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
the only gay joke here is u- Anne Frank

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


"you talkin' ta me?" Pacino, Raging bull.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.
I always turn to the wisdom the Japanese politicians when I need solace:

"Gang rape shows the people who do it are still vigorous, and that is OK " - Seiichi Ota
"Women are baby making machines" - Hakuo Yanagisawa
"The elderly should be allowed to hurry up and die." -Taro Aso

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
"I really screwed the pooch"

God

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
"Sex, power and wealth; gently caress everything else. "

-Mother Theresa

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
People who talk about revolution and class struggle without referring explicitly to everyday life, without understanding what is subversive about love and what is positive in the refusal of constraints, such people have a corpse in their mouth - Raoul Vaneigem, "The Revolution of Everyday Life"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Where is Abe's contribution

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"gently caress the South" - JasTiger

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


"Hey, why am I alone in this room?" -- Francisco d'Anconia

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
"Sapere Aude"

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

he was wrong about the getting "buried deep into the internet" part, but only because he owned a bunch of loving losers on twitter

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
"Why is my signature so big? Why do YOU think my signature's so big?" -John "Two Hands" Handcock

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Kanthulhu posted:

"Sapere Aude"

lol why would whoever bought you that dumb loving sig wimp out on saying who varys killed

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand except if the stairs are insulated.

-Grover

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
"I would make this war as severe as possible, and show no symptoms of tiring until the South begs for mercy."

- william t.s. sherman.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Potrzebie posted:

Lagrange
Apr 27, 2002

"Who let the dogs out?"

- Ivan Pavlov

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

butplug accident posted:

Where is Abe's contribution

This is thr only one i could find, if yoi have a better one that would be nice

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Brevity is the soul of wit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

quote:

Brevity is wit. 

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Confucius posted:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Confucius posted:

he who goes to sleep with an itchy butthole, wakes up with a smelly hand

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Jastiger posted:

"gently caress the South" - JasTiger

that wasn't smart also you suck and are annoying so you should shut the gently caress up about the south and never speak of it again and forget it ever exists like the rest of america or else you're getting a fuchsia banner on top of SA every time you mention it

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
"your a wizard now Harry"

Ned Stark

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Bip Roberts posted:

"Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world"

-Lloyd Christmas

lol

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Lagrange
Apr 27, 2002

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Ow5FebcuM

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"We need breathing room."
-General Chang

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
The problem with internet quotes is that they can be almost impossible to verify.
- Abraham Lincoln

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

- Orville Redenbacher

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'm gay.

-THS

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Calvin Coolidge, a president of few words, was so famous for saying so little that a White House dinner guest approached him, saying "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words," to which Coolidge wittily replied, "gently caress you."

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ghlbtsk posted:

Calvin Coolidge, a president of few words, was so famous for saying so little that a White House dinner guest approached him, saying "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words," to which Coolidge wittily replied, "I'm gay."

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