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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Tell me about wizards who aren't popular. I feel like I'm missing out on life.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

sewer wizard of cleveland

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
im sure they are obscure for a reason . . . . .IDIOT

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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sether01 posted:

im sure they are obscure for a reason . . . . .IDIOT

Yeah because they suck.

You would know.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I am most certainly not, nor have I ever, had associations with a wizard from the hermetic order of the golden dawn

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
you're a hairy, wizard

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dee

John Dee, wizard to the queen of England.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
Mr. Wizard, the founder of EVO, the biggest fighting game tournament (fct) in the world, and thus, the most important sporting event on Earth.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
wizardchan
A growing imageboard site revolving around depression, virginity, and the reclusive NEET lifestyle. The site bans discussions of romantic relationships or social activities. The site is also home to a fair number of weebs, loli-fans, and imageboard veterans. This is likely due to the large amount of crossover between these things and 20-something year old virgins. Currently their most popular board is /v9k/ which is dedicated to all things depression and >tfwnogf. Their other boards include /wiz/, /hob/, /meta/, and /b/.

It is currently the most popular imageboard using the Tinyboard configuration with over 100 unique posters a day.
Wizardchan has the most (NEET) users on the net. I wonder if their mana will protect their virginity?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Vicki on Small Wonder was actually a Wizard

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Tell me about wizards who aren't popular. I feel like I'm missing out on life.

Washington Wizards.

Also, Arthur Benjamin the Mathemagician.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
This thread could be an unpopular wizard.

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

There's the electric wizard and the dirt wizard

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Is Blackwolf the Dragonmaster too maintstream for this thread? He's not a household name like Gandolf or anything.

Whatever, he's pretty rad.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
should i throw up or endure the drunkness? my little cousin is here so that affects my decision

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I am the Clit Wizard

Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Here is a wizard thing that is super unpopular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJ0EB_r9DY

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Reverend Bizarre - loving Wizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUz6zNkMj_Y

Electric Wizard - Electric Wizard Album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFrJmSYL7OI

Emperor - I am the Black Wizards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQRRI9goFg

Burzum - Black Spell of Destruction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWGveho-rg0

relatively not all that obscure but all are about or feature the word "wizard" in the title

edit: hosed up the links

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Sep 28, 2014

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

didn't some protogoons do a blackwolf the dragonmaster phone prank years ago that was pretty funny until he seemed to catch on that they were loving with him but he remained polite through the whole thing

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Secundus

he defecated in pompeii

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Obscure wizards are the ones doing things right. You see all these wizards mouthing off and rollin with these gaudy mother fucker flying castles but guess who ends up dead when some mother fucker with a sword and no shirt comes on through? That's right mr gaudy rear end mother fucker and his blinged up magic house ends up some punk rear end muggle's summer home. Listen little wizard you wana do good in this whole magic game? Make sure no one knows you name.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/interview-with-dragonmaster/

that was 12 loving years ago what have i done with my life

also it seems like the link is broken lowtax wheres the file

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Colescott

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9EFFHbKDeY

p. obscure

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
Alatar and Pallando I guess, some boring rear end wizards

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
The most obscure wizard I know is Jeff. I'm not sure what else you want?

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Abracadaniel

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

There's a bunch at every D&D gathering

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Hufflepuffs

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Haha gently caress those guys. In a school full of poo poo wizards, they are the shittiest.

Probably the most obscure wizard though is the guy that gives SHAZAM his powers. Nobody really ever remembers that guy, I doubt he'll even be in the movie.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
XxbLuNtwIzErD420xX... dude is a beast at cod i hear

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Gorion maybe.

Possibly Tim.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Wizball!

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

I believe Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaw didn't really exist in the series.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
That movie "Wizards" from the 70s which is awful

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Any non-white wizard

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