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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

(NSFW Trigger Warning)

I understand you have no children and love your dog (at least dogs are better than cats like everyone knows) but do you HAVE to take the loving thing and always put it in such a way that they're showing off their assholes? look at this loving poo poo, it's ridiculous



I am SERIOUS this really bothers me, you take these dogs to a house full of kids and they're putting their fingers up the dog's rear end because it's right there

dog owners please develop some DECENCY and while you're at it develop some sort of buttplug for dogs, or perhaps dog underwear (let's call it doggiewear) that hides their shame, for it is not their fault they must live naked among humans

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
so you're telling me kids will put their fingers up my butt because it is right there? hosed up op you should have more faith in children and their fingers

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm serious

I'm watching Disney movies with my children and there's these loving dog anuses all around like it's nothing!

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

personally i'm kinda shocked that girl doesn't have a stripe of blue or purple hair

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




wanna see her butt

edit: the human

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



my dog has rear end cancer so her butthole is like 2 inches off center to the right

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
golden retriever?

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
easy solution; own a collie


it takes three vet assistants ten minutes to find my dog's butthole through her Fabio-esque mane of rear end-hair

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Mods please rename thread to "My Dog's Butthole has a Fabio-esque Mane of rear end-Hair" tia

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

VectorSigma posted:

wanna see her butt

edit: the human

sorry she wears one too

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

the human versions butt plugs with jewels on them are p cool in porn, Phoenix Marie uses them a lot while chewing on her underwear

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I have a solution for u OP



I'm sure roleplaying as a majestic wolf will do wonders for your dogs self confidence too

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

the human versions butt plugs with jewels on them are p cool in porn, Phoenix Marie uses them a lot while chewing on her underwear

my old girlfriend probably would go for it but my current one ehhhhhh

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


mmmm nice turd cutter

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

toggle posted:

mmmm nice turd cutter

mods?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Stoic Commie posted:

so you're telling me kids will put their fingers up my butt because it is right there? hosed up op you should have more faith in children and their fingers

I'm going to go to the local park during peak hours. I'll go down on all fours with my pants down and see how many fingers go in my anus. Probably just one when I am booked in to the regional jail.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
man religion has hosed some people up but good

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Look at this more closely and tell me how her head is even connected to those massive linebacker shoulders

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010

nah man I dont think so.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i got probated in TVIV because I posted a picture of a chicken from the back and people got mad that it had a butthole

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
The buttholes of dogs are glorious and i am outraged by this shocking thread

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
everyones gotta poop from somewhere

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
Doggy Butts Drive Me Nuts

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

LargeHadron posted:

Look at this more closely and tell me how her head is even connected to those massive linebacker shoulders

She clearly has this neck

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

i got probated in TVIV because I posted a picture of a chicken from the back and people got mad that it had a butthole

lol

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
You know, over in Denmark...

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

funzo2226 posted:

personally i'm kinda shocked that girl doesn't have a stripe of blue or purple hair

It's a really old product before it was a thing that every quirky girl did to show off their individuality.

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