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previously on my dick's adventure i gave myself urethritis by having sex too hard in february and was out for 2 1/2 weeks. this time i have a weird kind of red rashy/ring right under the glans. wtf is going on this year with my dick?!?
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:37 |
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welcome to the disease their's no cure for
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:37 |
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your worthless dick is made of glass apparently.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:38 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:your worthless dick is made of glass apparently. if only my dick yelled like samuel jackson that would own
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:38 |
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op has gaids. my gonondolances
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:39 |
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you just need a dickectomy it's no big deal if you don't mind having a vagina instead of a penis for the rest of your life
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:40 |
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Where's the picture of your brokeass dick, human being?
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:40 |
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heh, never had this problem....... cos i never had sex........ heh, i am just beyond some things.....
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:40 |
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i got arrested for child molestation b/c my GF is preggers and my big dick entered the womb and BF'd the kid on accident.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:42 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i got arrested for child molestation b/c my GF is preggers and my big dick entered the womb and BF'd the kid on accident.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:43 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i got arrested for child molestation b/c my GF is preggers and my big dick entered the womb and BF'd the kid on accident.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:44 |
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A rash? Come the gently caress on, I was hoping for at least a penile fracture or a degloving of some sort
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:45 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i got arrested for child molestation b/c my GF is preggers and my big dick entered the womb and BF'd the kid on accident. in borat voice HIGH FIVE!!!
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:45 |
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once i met a guy who actually did "break" his dick and didn't get medical help fast enough for it he spent years getting it back to a normal state and said it was still way harder to get it up lmao e: we tried to get him to show us his dick but he wasnt drunk enough
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:46 |
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:A rash? Come the gently caress on, I was hoping for at least a penile fracture or a degloving of some sort pffft hardly its like this weird kinda soreness looking thing. skin was tight and not lubed up and proceeded to get a friction burn right under the head. soap and continuing to masturbate keeps this baby going. dont get handjobs friends
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:46 |
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this is what is happening to you op
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:48 |
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I wanted to hear the tall tale of how the OP was really rich and did a bunch of drugs and banged so many supermodels that he couldn't gently caress normal people anymore but instead we got a short tale of fungi.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:49 |
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mookface posted:
an accurate portrayal of when im with this girl yea
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:49 |
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amityville anus posted:I wanted to hear the tall tale of how the OP was really rich and did a bunch of drugs and banged so many supermodels that he couldn't gently caress normal people anymore but instead we got a short tale of fungi. i am sorry i am not rich enough to have models do lines of coke off my raging hard on
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:49 |
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never trust anyone else to jerk your dick imo.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:49 |
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SaltLick posted:previously on my dick's adventure i gave myself urethritis by having sex too hard in february and was out for 2 1/2 weeks. this time i have a weird kind of red rashy/ring right under the glans. wtf is going on this year with my dick?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIqIVxUuKs
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:51 |
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my dick is in peak physical condition i really can't sympathize with this thread just lifted, d is pretty swole
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:56 |
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You wake up as an an influential male, with all this. and want to die
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:57 |
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ur jerkin technique is obvs. hosed
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:58 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:ur jerkin technique is obvs. hosed wasnt my doing but yea hers is p bad
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:58 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:37 |
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Christmas Miracle thinks this means 'WOW'
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