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Things black people like in movies 1: Dragonball Z and hot rear end anime. 2. Slapstick comedy. 3. Movies that have really fast cars in them. 4. The color of purple. More purple you have, the more they really like it. Things black people don't like. 1. Sci-fi. Black people really hate sci-fi. Unless it's anime, but then it's just "Meh" to them. 2. Slow comedy that doesn't have people falling down every five seconds. 3. Movies that feature a close-up of the protagonist going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" really loud. 4. All black people hate back to the future. I don't know why, but I think they hate time machines??? Need a confirm/deny here.
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big duck equals goose posted:Things black people like in movies  this is a good start, yes.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:13
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Costello Jello posted:I asked the 6 black dudes hanging out with me and they all said they haven't seen it.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:18
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ilikedirt posted:whites are devils and not real ppl fyi. whites dont have souls bc theyre animals hth This is true, I am a demon. A really angsty one with a dumb backstory.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:19
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Why don't black people like scifi
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Sep 30, 2014 04:24
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Sep 30, 2014 04:27
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why don't black people like scifi I dunno you'd think they would love star trek
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Sep 30, 2014 04:35
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why don't black people like scifi Because Sci fi is fantasy adventure and as Tracy Morgan said (as an stand in for all black people),"just payin my bills is an adventure!"
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Sep 30, 2014 04:37
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i like when his mother reads out the joke about a blowjob and the brother makes a face. 5 stars.
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Sep 30, 2014 04:52
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:okay, now please ask them if they've seen "White Chicks" It's too late, I went home. But I would guess yes.
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Sep 30, 2014 05:11
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I would very much like for someone to avatar-ize this.
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Sep 30, 2014 05:13
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This movie scarred Steve Martin so bad that he decided he would never be funny anymore
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Sep 30, 2014 06:37
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I heard they like to eat birds or something. Can anyone confirm?
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Sep 30, 2014 07:41
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hi actually its two-fold love and hatred. you see the jerk is stupid as poo poo and white people love that poo poo so they dance like idiots and think theyre cool and have lots of meaningless sex with other people and have a hilarious meltdown later on in life. although i hate the jerk i do love ruining the lives of white people
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Sep 30, 2014 07:46
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I wish black people thought I was cool and accepted me
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Sep 30, 2014 08:03
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you have to compare two of the same movies, like the nutty professor one has jerry lewis and the other has giant hamster rape it's a toss up
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Sep 30, 2014 08:18
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You see, she can love a man who is literally several times her own size, because it's whats on the INSIDE that counts. Who cares that you have to shove aside mounds to fat to get to the genitals. gently caress your thin privilege.
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Sep 30, 2014 09:10
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notZaar posted:I dunno you'd think they would love star trek Just asked my black friend Jared. He said "Star Trek is for faggots"
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Sep 30, 2014 10:43
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I always lose it when Marie busts it the trumpet solo
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Sep 30, 2014 10:51
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They seem to open these Jamaican jerk chicken restaurants that almost always fail. Better off doing the chicken wangs and fish fry.
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Sep 30, 2014 11:34
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I believe this is a very important question that is relevant to our time
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Sep 30, 2014 12:24
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The Tao Jones posted:LA Story is one of my favorite movies ever but I'm kind of a sentimental idiot I'm the other guy who likes that movie. Only time SJP looked human and somewhat attractive.
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Sep 30, 2014 12:53
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ilikedirt posted:whites are devils and not real ppl fyi. whites dont have souls bc theyre animals hth im white
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Sep 30, 2014 13:06
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ilikedirt is right white people are terrible, but The Jerk is a really funny movie so maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle
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Sep 30, 2014 13:07
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Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. [picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog growls] I don't need my dog.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:08
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I am always confused when rolling stats for mixed race people, thank god I have the race scholars of GBS to fall back on.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:10
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We have to get General Ironicus in here so we can have an opinion from a black goon, this thread is pointless otherwise.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:10
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why do people say "my black friend" if someone introduced me as their white friend i would call them an idiot and probably not have anything to do with them afterwards
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Sep 30, 2014 13:25
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actually i need all the friends i can get id probably say "yes sir mr cracker at your service! just call me cousin tim!"
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Sep 30, 2014 13:26
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Mixed Nuts was good, I thought. I mean, it's not great, but it's about a suicide hotline and has a crossdressing liev schrieber so what's not to love? oh wait, not black. carry on.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:29
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Sep 30, 2014 13:33
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Twenty Four posted:Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. Hey honey, let’s see how good this guy is. What’d I win? Uh, anything in this general area right in here. Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble. Anything in this three inches right in here in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:42
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Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you. Marie: Kind of Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me? Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet. Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him? Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me. Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:48
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lmfao whats this from
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Sep 30, 2014 14:06
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NickPlowswell posted:Just asked my black friend Jared. He said "Star Trek is for faggots" Did you explain to her how everybody lives on government assistance in Star Trek?
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Sep 30, 2014 14:29
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Costello Jello posted:I asked the 6 black dudes hanging out with me and they all said they haven't seen it. Sounds like you're a bit of a movie star yourself! 
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Sep 30, 2014 20:14
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The biggest nerd I know is a black guy. He thinks Voyager is better than DS9 though so that's pretty hosed. He also likes The Jerk. This thread does not match my experiences.
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Sep 30, 2014 20:16
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Baronjutter posted:The biggest nerd I know is a black guy. He thinks Voyager is better than DS9 though so that's pretty hosed. He also likes The Jerk. This thread does not match my experiences. Reminds me of one of my better friends in college. When he first met me, he looked at me funny then asked "Are you like, one of those guys who likes Star Trek and stuff?" I thought he was trying to start a fight with me because I like, wore glasses or something.
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Sep 30, 2014 20:27
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Defiance Industries posted:Sounds like you're a bit of a movie star yourself! peanut untouchable lmao by the way black people do like the jerk
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big duck equals goose posted:
idk how would you feel about a machine where people could kidnap you then go back in time and sell your black rear end off as a slave, who would then not exist in the present/future
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