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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Fangz posted:

Do Not Let The Tories Win.

Yeah I think tactical voting is a big no for this election. They are going to loving salt the earth if they get in again.

Spooky Hyena posted:

Or is the public just that misinformed on the amount spent on welfare?

The average British person knows nothing about the economy. All they have is the news and papers. And have you watched/read them lately? Even the loving "i" didn't question the tax cuts and gave it a positive placement on their front page. I kinda liked that paper to.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Oct 3, 2014

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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edit: big dumb double post

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Paul.Power posted:

Come to think of it, given that whoever wins the next election is going to have a horrible job on their hands, maybe both sides are trying to throw it.

How many more times must satire die?

People said Labour did this last election. I'm not so sure. The more they stay out of power the worse it's going to be when they return. Unless they never plan to get elected again.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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gorki posted:

Did any of you expect the Tories to be so breathtakingly evil in government? Have the last 4 years come as a surprise to any of you? Honest questions here

They seemed pretty tame for a while but they've really ramped up in this last year. In the end they've become exactly what I thought they were.

Also: "- Ban sexual harassment claims unless the alleged offence is illegal and has been reported to the police (34)". That particular one fills me with such creeping dread. I think it's because it's so obviously self serving. The only reason you'd support such a lovely thing is if you or someone you know regularly partakes in such behaviour. And they're so brazen about it. Then again this is the party that is brazen about scrapping human rights.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Oct 5, 2014

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I like how the plate was obviously on purpose but they can't admit to it ever because he's on his last warning. Well supposedly. Whether the BBC really would get rid of him is another question.

Also by like I mean "vaguely disgusted".

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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marktheando posted:

Prominent Yes voter I guess.

Is this all you do now?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I really don't like the narrative that she was somehow unique and rare. That it isn't a common belief that the McCanns killed Maddie. Because it is. I'm not saying it's true or false but it isn't a rare belief in the least.

It's not so much bad press as wholesale reality adjustment.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Spooky Hyena posted:

Fortunately, I'm talking about things that actually happened rather than what you remember, so it's irrelevant.

The legendary voice of sincerity that gave the Scottish independence thread such integrity. This is the guy that when told that "Actually Scottish people practically ran the Empire and weren't so much complicit with the empire as the engineers of it" said "Ah right, I buggered that one up a bit!" and bought everyone a pint. Take this poster on at your own risk. The risk is getting a double barreled dose of KNOWLEDGE and TRUTH.

edit: Hi Doug.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Coohoolin posted:

Crossposting from D&D helps D&D:


Maybe someone here has any good suggestions?

Stop reading trash.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Aromatic Stretch posted:

We need more right wing posters (relative to the typical user) in here not less.

I'm not so sure about that.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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The child is angry.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Pissflaps posted:

I always clean the toilet and my wife never does.

They are filthy creatures.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I'm detecting 250 milletumbles of problematic radiation in this thread. It's going to become uninhabitable within the week.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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JFairfax posted:

The British are racist, sexist and hate foreigners. Simple

Fixed. Yet the fight must be fought.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Agreed. Lets shoot ourselves and vote Tory. In that order.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I'm printing this thread and sending it to the Daily Mail.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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CountButtula posted:

I've got something less controversial we can talk about : rape on the Left. Does anyone else think the Left makes an ideal stalking-ground for predators? Lots of women sharing a mission with a potential partner, organising that often demands some secrecy, and in commie and anarchist circles women who ideologically won't go to the police. Surely rapists are disproportionately attracted to the Left, at least in the UK?

Discuss.

I think the dedicated political rapist is a rare beast and more common rapists don't think too hard about tactics.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Margaret Thatcher posted:

You're right in saying that there's a negative correlation; the constituencies that UKIP poll highest in are almost always coastal towns with majority a white British population.

You can't blame them though - their understanding of immigrants comes almost entirely from the Daily Mail.

I can blame them for a lack of critical thought. The beginning and end of all humanities evils.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Coohoolin posted:

Way to miss the point entirely.

You never have a point. All you have is childish outlooks that we all had when we were students. You're not going to change the world on your own. You already had what you think was your big break and that slipped out of your grasp, stolen by forces much bigger than you with more money than you'll ever see. Continue on your loud, brash but ultimately hollow path and you will wither.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

lol yeah Stephen Fry is a walking repository of facts and doesn't have a producer and director talking in his ear all through QI, it all comes off the top of his head there's no researchers or anything.

Him and John Sessions are so smart!

ReV VAdAUL posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/09/uk-screening-airports-ebola-symptoms

A British person is suspected of dying of Ebola in Macedonia and the government are bringing in airport screening in spite of the WHO recommending against it.

Populism to the very hemorrhaging end.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Oct 9, 2014

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Oct 19, 2012

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You most likely smell of soap.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Unfortunately they are an elitist group who won't even allow sections of the public to vote for them.

Also is post plane crash Farage the only photo of that man where he isn't doing his horrific rubberface smile? Every time that man is before me I see my death.

Seaside Loafer posted:

meat animals die.

We're all meat animals. I bet people in this thread taste great. All those waitroes diets. Such rich delicate flesh.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Oct 10, 2014

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Coohoolin posted:

EDIT: Nevermind

One of your better posts.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

I think you (and many in this thread) are mistaking "What I want to see" with "popular".

Spend our way out of trouble? TYPICAL LEFTIES THE PROBLEM IS YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY. Maybe if Labour hadn't let the Tory "national credit card" bullshit go unchallenged for seven years they might be able to get away with it but the narrative has long escaped them and they still show no particular attempt to challenge that, and most people fully believe that austerity is a necessary evil and all the fault of Labour giving all the money to gypsy immigrants with AIDS to buy mansions and flat screen TVs.

Close tax loopholes has a chance, but again they really have pissed away the chance of playing that up and besides there's no way they're going to alienate all those lovely donors.

Dismantling the surveillance state? Most people just don't care, and many of those that do are perfectly happy for such a thing to exist as long as it's being used on Them. (Obviously I would absolutely refute the idea that there's such a thing as a surveillance state but we'll leave that for another day).

Ditto for the libel law thing, only even more so - nobody cares. There's literally zero votes in it (inasmuch as it's not an issue that anyone is going to change from voting Tory (or UKIP or whoever) to Labour for. Also with hackgate rumbling still going on a surprising amount of people are pretty opposed to the idea of a free press.

Labour basically need one big spectacular policy to differentiate themselves from the (rest of the) Tories and these little nibbles at the edges just aren't going to cut it. They've been harping on the cost-of-living crisis for 5 years (it's pretty much their only consistent line) and yet they still don't seem to know what to propose to do about it - renationalising the railways and a massive (public works) house-building programme would go a long way to fix it (and would finally be a Labour policy that couldn't be just cribbed from the Tories) but they'll never do it because it'll scare off the donors.

While this is all true are they not just securing their existence? If massive policy shifts really would scare of the donors what should Labour do? Take the hit? Could they function?

The problem is parties need money and most people with money are bastards. Either they got money by being bastards or money turned them into right feckers. Either way it's bastard feckers everywhere.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I don't think that's what he's saying. What I do think he's saying is that SOME surely are.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Stottie Kyek posted:

Incidentally the guitarist in the band that pitched up had a V mask and a fedora, which one of you goony goons was that?

Coohoolin. Was he really bad at everything he tried to do?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Coohoolin posted:

Ah yes, UKIP, the party that gets chased after with coke bottles and locked into pubs whenever they set foot in Scotland, are truly a political force because of their Scottish voters.

Do you have lisp? I imagine you have a lisp. Say you have a lisp.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Not Operator posted:

You'd never guess it from his very genuine and not at all diversionary concern towards Tibet, but he's the director of some Pro-Israel/gently caress-Palestine group called We Believe in Israel. He thinks Operation Protective Edge was actually pretty loving cool.

He also wrote an article after Tony Benn's death about how the man ruined Labour.

So to answer your question, a bellend and you shouldn't.

Can someone tell these people to just join the tories? The amount of Tory types that join labour like they misread a sign somewhere is really distressing.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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The closeness of the general election is probably a factor. That and maybe the media have finally picked up on the Tories nastiness acceleration over the past weeks. That may be giving them too much credit.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Jack the Lad posted:

Freud is the same guy who said food bank use had increased because there were more food banks, and that "Clearly food from a food bank is by definition a free good and there’s almost infinite demand."

But we still have to go through the political circus of "he simply mispoke". No, he let the veil slip for a moment and gave us a glimpse into the heart of Tory.

"No mask? No mask!"

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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She's no black eyed ghost child.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Malcolm XML posted:

lmao


let's not be wrong here he got turned away because he was poor and/or didn't have health insurance not because he was black

lovely identity politics here to ruin any momentum the left can get. From now until eternity!

Also the Tories continue the awesome political strategy of "bad thing = good". Human rights = bad. Deregulation = good. Media continues to not care. I mean has no one at the BBC ever gone "hmmm guys doesn't it seem weird how everyone in Britain seems to think human rights are a bad thing? That seems strange to me as an adult man human. Hmmm I appear to have poo poo my pants."

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Oct 16, 2014

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Oct 19, 2012

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HorseLord posted:

*black person opens mouth*

"goddamnit stop dragging us back down with your identity politics!"

Yeah there was no context to my post at all. You got me you witless twit.

Or maybe we were talking about a situation where the awful American health system failed because of its lovely corporate nature that cares nothing for the poor and those without health insurance i.e those who are worthless to capitalism.

Durr it was because he is black, the American health system is fine, shame they're so racist or it would be perfect. Have a gendered insult you twat. You really do have problem with nuance and context in here don't you? Some of you show the capacity for critical thinking of the worst of GBS. Get off your lovely high horses because you don't deserve them.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Baytor posted:

I'd love to move to the bizarre parallel universe that right-wingers live in, where socialists and trade unions run everything and the middle classes are a downtrodden minority.

I think it's more that their standard of basic humanity is much lower. For a right winger the base line is poor people dying in the street. Because poor people dying in the street is currently considered taboo we must be living in a socialist paradise.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Obliterati posted:

No you see we're all secret fascists, what they ought to do is tell us about blood and soil

Coohoolin and his ilk are fascists. Some of you are just stupid and don't deserve such lofty terms.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Really? That's what your going with? Remember when you posted more than once a week and it wasn't to have a slap fight with a meany who doesn't like the SNP? You asked why people are bitter about the vote despite the result and your only response is to belittle their concerns? What is it with you nationalists and your inability to understand that people can care about Britain as Britain the same way as your nationalism makes you care about Scotland?

Part of the country was nearly removed by nationalists and we didn't like that. We still don't like that. We don't like Scottish Nationalists either. You don't like us or you wouldn't be Scottish nationalists. But don't insist that only one side is allowed to have an opinion or even just show emotions.

Oh and the vote is now a piece of British history. I don't see why you think anyone is going to shut up about it soon or for the next decade.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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If you want to beat the landlords remember to vote for some pointless party that won't win in the General election so we keep the Tories in power. Devolution is coming and it certainly won't be done in the worst possible way that fucks everyone over. Hail Satin! So smooth, so silky.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Oct 22, 2014

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Oct 19, 2012

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Reports are coming in that Gerry Adams "cries all the time" and was caught falling over with Spaghetti flying out of his pockets.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Oberleutnant posted:

Funny story: I was in counselling for depression and ptsd until the tories took an axe to mental healthcare, and my local Mind charity had their contract cancelled and closed down lmbo

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Oct 19, 2012

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Coohoolin posted:

Holy poo poo you're an rear end in a top hat.

And i'm here to stay.

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