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i can only read casio digital watches- i cant read clock hands and sundials are out of the questions. neck fat makes it hard forme to look up so i cant read the sky and tell that way what time it is. around friends ill look at the face and frown &nod a bit but i have no idea whats going on. i could check my phone but its not casio. i dont wear a casio watch neither because people laugh at u for wearing a digital watch especialy if its a casio. they ask where my casio keyboard is to mock me. i brush it off at the time but every other day im sitting in my wardrobe composing on my keyboard because i can only play casio instruments.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:28
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Izumi Konata posted:how did u sprain your baculum? the skin was pulled tight on my shaft right under the head and it seems like i was given a friction burn that has turned into some sort of ongoing...rash thing.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:31
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SaltLick posted:the skin was pulled tight on my shaft right under the head and it seems like i was given a friction burn that has turned into some sort of ongoing...rash thing. sorry, about your penis problems.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:32
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I pretended to cum last time I had sex
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Oct 1, 2014 02:34
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SaltLick posted:the skin was pulled tight on my shaft right under the head and it seems like i was given a friction burn that has turned into some sort of ongoing...rash thing. Use gauze and cotton to hold crushed mint and silica gel packets to the affected area, being careful not to tighten enough to affect circulation. Sincerely, the Dick Fairy.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:36
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SaltLick posted:the skin was pulled tight on my shaft right under the head and it seems like i was given a friction burn that has turned into some sort of ongoing...rash thing. dude, u just broke the epidermus. i thought u meant the organ itself, not its protective casing.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:40
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I don't know all the names for the 12 months and their correct order. I always have to check in a calendar when I want to know the month's name or number. also im gay
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Oct 1, 2014 02:40
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Japanese Phone Box posted:I don't know all the names for the 12 months and their correct order. I always have to check in a calendar when I want to know the month's name or number. 一月、二月、赤月、青月
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Oct 1, 2014 02:42
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i unironically enjoy aviators in certain instances
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Oct 1, 2014 02:45
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my dick is huge and i'm super smart sorry that's two things
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Oct 1, 2014 02:49
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I'm starting to think a person I know doesn't know right from left literally
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Oct 1, 2014 02:51
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I cucked myself.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:54
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I can suck my own dick.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:54
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Izumi Konata posted:dude, u just broke the epidermus. i thought u meant the organ itself, not its protective casing. it stings and prevents me from having sex or masturbating thus it is broke and out of commission
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Oct 1, 2014 02:54
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I'm just a big ol' nerd.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:55
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SaltLick posted:it stings and prevents me from having sex or masturbating thus it is broke and out of commission lol
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Oct 1, 2014 02:55
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you irl posted:i watch asmr videos i do this while high
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Oct 1, 2014 02:56
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I used to pronounce hors d'oeuvres as "whores duh-vores" I also have a birthmark that looks like a potato made of poo poo
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Oct 1, 2014 02:56
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Sometimes I wear the same panties two days in a row.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:58
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I can't eat chocolate without getting it all over the place and smearing it all over myself. I bet I could wear one of those cones they make dogs wear around their necks and I'd still make a disaster of it.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:11
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if i dont wear the cone like the cone they make dogs wear around their necks i will compulsively lick my own dick raw
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Oct 1, 2014 03:18
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:if you serious post we'll all assume it's ironic goonrolfs
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Oct 1, 2014 03:23
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I accidentally contributed in a positive way to a Fox News segment.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:24
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I don't trim my pubes, because it makes my crotch itch.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:35
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dad gay. so what posted:haha gross! do you work with other people (have a job)? haha are you some kind of retard? disgusting! haha gross! do you work with other people (have a job)? haha are you some kind of retard? disgusting!
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Oct 1, 2014 03:39
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I AM JOSEF MENGELE!!
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Oct 1, 2014 03:42
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THS posted:if i dont wear the cone like the cone they make dogs wear around their necks i will compulsively lick my own dick raw i just order the coney dog at the sonic in meridian before i cross the state line.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:43
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I hate the "im gay" meme in GBS and I can't stop posting about how I hate it like I'm pissing into the wind.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:51
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im gay
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Oct 1, 2014 03:58
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Cuniculous posted:Sometimes I wear the same panties two days in a row. can u ship to florida
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Oct 1, 2014 04:04
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mind the walrus posted:I hate the "im gay" meme in GBS and I can't stop posting about how I hate it like I'm pissing into the wind. rip wesbutt
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Oct 1, 2014 04:11
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I 'm unemployed.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:12
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Alas Boobylon posted:Ten year lurker here, signed up to say we're all going to die, im gay, goku etc etc. Alas Boobylon posted:C nt type the letter ! Gentle c ress th t! im g y Alas Boobylon posted:What's stopping an Al Qaede from catching Ebola and then coughing the gently caress on everyone in the NYC subway? Alas Boobylon posted:If you have cancer and don't want to get chemotherapy you can just eat nothing but raw garlic and water for weeks/months like some kind of Italian saint. You'll probably die and get stomach ulcers but then again no one has the willpower to actually do this so it could plausibly cure cancer since garlic is the anti-cancer and it does permeate pretty much every nook and cranny if you eat enough of it. This is a really dumb idea but I will do it if I ever get cancer cause gentle caress chemo.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:09
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I have been poisoned by irony.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:39
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Oct 1, 2014 15:40
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I can fit a cabbage patch kid doll's head in my rectum
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Oct 1, 2014 15:45
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I have Tourettes gently caress
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Oct 1, 2014 15:49
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can't fart  also: im gay
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Marvin Freeman posted:can't fart generally mutually exclusive
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