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I'm still curious just how in the world it came to be that this book-series got itself a two season TV-show In 2008 No wait, 2008... Libertarian power fantasy... this is your fault , aint' it? Thanks Obama
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I remember first discovering this series years and years ago. I thought they were okay, but weirdly descriptive in places, but then it just kept getting bizarrely political, and then I think I stopped after the book where dick spends time in the wheel of time knock off city as a slave with a magic slave collar to keep him from using magic or something. Am I remembering that right?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:14 |
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Grimpond posted:I remember first discovering this series years and years ago. I thought they were okay, but weirdly descriptive in places, but then it just kept getting bizarrely political, and then I think I stopped after the book where dick spends time in the wheel of time knock off city as a slave with a magic slave collar to keep him from using magic or something. Am I remembering that right? Well that is I think book 2. So...
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:19 |
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I can't help thinking that Dick Cipher's name is a lovely nod to (who is) John Galt.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:37 |
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Pimpmust posted:I'm still curious just how in the world it came to be that this book-series got itself a two season TV-show Libertarians are lovely rich people, so of course they have money to throw at lovely things.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:54 |
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I'm still amazed that younger me managed to reject Faith of the Fallen as inserting a hamfisted political agenda into my "harmless" swords & sorcery books. I dropped the series completely after the pacifist-slaughter. I should probably thank Goodkind for accidentally warning me off from fedora-wearing Objectivism. The series even has the evil empire of blond-haired, blue eyed D'Haryans eventually fighting on the sides of the "good guys" after their evil leader is deposed..
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:56 |
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Quick note: the end of this chapter is going to get real uncomfortable in a work-safe fashion, be aware. Remember how I mentioned the last chapter ended with Richard and Kahlan talking about how the less people who knew about her, the safer she was? In fact, let me quote it so you can see I'm not making that up. quote:Her green eyes turned hard. "They are called a quad. They are, well, they are like assassins. They are sent to kill…" She caught herself again. "They kill people." Her face regained the calm countenance it had when he first saw her. "I think that maybe the fewer people who know about me, the safer I will be." Well, Richard dragged her to Michael's government party. Like, chapter 3 begins there. quote:People in fine clothes strolled the lawns and gardens, making Richard feel suddenly out of place. He knew he must look a mess in his dirty, sweat-stained forest garb, but he hadn't wanted to waste the time going out of his way to his house to get cleaned up. Besides, he was in a dark mood and didn't much care how he looked. He had more important things on his mind. Those things are "gently caress the Midlands" and "man I'm hungry". Within instants of entering the party, we meet Richard's pal Chase (note: not his real name, it is actually given to us as "Dell Brandstone", but everyone calls him Chase, and no, this is never explained), a Boundary Warden who watches the border between the Westlands and the Midlands. The conversation is basically recounting the prior chapters until we learn that Michael has called in every single Boundary Warden to be bodyguards at this party. quote:Chase rested his left hand on one of the knife handles. "What indeed." His face gave no hint of emotion. It rarely did. "Could be he just wants us around for effect. People are afraid of the wardens. You've been away to the woods since your father was killed, not that I'm saying I wouldn't do the same if I were you. All I'm saying is you haven't been around. Strange things have been going on, Richard. People coming and going in the night. Michael calls them 'concerned citizens.' He's been talking some nonsense about plots against the government. He has the wardens all over the grounds." Lesson one about Richard's world, folks: every government is corrupt, without exception*. Objectivists are not people who you would call fond of governments as a whole, and this is the very first point where I can start bridging these gaps. Don't worry, we'll get more. * Except for one that we'll get to later. quote:The two turned and melted into the crowd entering the house, moving through the entry, across white marble floors, to the elegant central meeting hall. Marble walls and columns glowed with a cold eerie cast where the sunlight streaming in from above touched them. Richard had always preferred the warmth of wood, but Michael had maintained that anyone could go out and make what they wanted from wood, but if you wanted marble, you had to hire a lot of people who lived in wood houses to do the work for you. Richard remembered a time before their mother died, when he and Michael played in the dirt, building houses and forts with sticks. Michael had helped him then. He wanted so much for Michael to help him now. That line in italics is really loving funny given where these books end up. Hint: Richard is going to singlehandedly carve a set of marble statues at some point. quote:Kahlan scrutinized them. "Some of the serving girls have long hair. That is allowed?" Alright, so. Keep this line in mind, but I'll come back to it at the end of this post. In the meantime, Kahlan uses a clever bit of subterfuge to see if two men who are staring at them are focusing on herself or Richard. It's Richard. This does not make Kahlan feel any better, however. quote:"There is no way another quad could track you now, not once you have come here, to Hartland. It's impossible." He knew enough about tracking to feel confident that he was telling her the truth. He promises that they'll go see Zedd later, Zedd being "the smartest man [Richard] knows". That'll work, right? But their conversation is interrupted by the guest of honor. quote:Whispers rippled through the crowd as heads turned to the far side of the room. It was Michael. Richard took Kahlan's hand and moved to the side of the room, closer to his brother, so they could watch. This next part is... I am going to mildly abridge this. Michael gives a speech, which begins with saying "I've sent men out to round up conspirators in our midst, the reason we have the wardens here guarding all of us. These folks are war-hawks who wish ill upon those in the Midlands and D'Hara, which is going to be a problem when the boundaries break down someday. We want peace, not war! But we're gonna be peaceful, you dig?" The crowd is totally into it, and then... this. quote:Richard was stunned. He had never heard his brother speak with such conviction or eloquence. It all seemed to make such sense. After all, here he stood with a woman from across the boundary, from the Midlands, and she was already his friend. He was starting to see his brother in a new light. People had been moved by Michael's words in a way Richard had never witnessed. Michael was pleading for peace and friendship with other peoples. What could be wrong with that? So. Let's go back to Objectivism for a second. A huge undercurrent to Objectivist works tends to be that the mass of people are easily led and/or fools to reject its teachings, however, governments, as bodies which generally cater to the masses in this era, are used as tools to let the majority cripple the Objectivist superman. The comment earlier about how one cannot be "any more, or any less, than what they are" is real similar to a general belief that governing bodies, unions, and pretty much any organization is used as a weapon of the weak to bring the strong down to their level for the sake of "fairness", which is a foul word to any hardcore Randian. This poo poo is gonna run rampant in this series. If you didn't think that was enough, Michael then poo poo-talks their father and pretty much makes the subtext of "something shady has happened to give him this position" into text as he reveals way too much about the murder, and how he's totally fine now that dissidents have been rounded up, and oh could Kahlan possibly come with him tonight for a quick lay? He's the most powerful man in the Westlands: quote:Michael's smile melted. "You should find better friends. No good can come of spending your time with that contrary old man." He turned back to Kahlan. "You, my dear, will be my guest tonight." We're only three chapters in and we're already getting uncomfortably rapey. claw game handjob fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Oct 2, 2014 |
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Should I care enough to go look up what objectivism is? I never really thought to learn anything about the author or his beliefs. Good write-ups so far though
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:31 |
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"gently caress You, Got Mine". That's it. That's Objectivism. It is literally "care about nobody but yourself, and abuse everything you can to get an edge". It came out of Ayn Rand's crazy head.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:32 |
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Oh. Uh. Hmmmmm.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:33 |
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Grimpond posted:Should I care enough to go look up what objectivism is? I never really thought to learn anything about the author or his beliefs. Basically, Ayn Rand (a woman, incidentally) grew up in the Soviet Union, and she loving hated communism. Her "philosophy" is therefore pretty much a rabid rejection of communism, swinging as far away from it as you can towards capitalism. The individual genius superman is the savior of society, capitalism is Good and Correct and will allow the superman's ideas to flourish, and the only moral principle to follow is to make yourself happy. If you think that sounds like something a dumb selfish rear end in a top hat would spout, congrats, you understand that objectivism is followed by dumb selfish assholes. It's really had staying power because it appeals to those who are rich; it tells them that they are morally in the right for being rich, that they are smart (otherwise they wouldn't be rich), and that they have zero reason to help out the less fortunate, because those greedy poor fucks are obviously dumb, or they would just bootstrap themselves into being rich.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:43 |
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oh, so it's a rand thing, huh. I've never had any reason to read up on her so far either, outside of being made aware that john galt is a 'thing'.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:59 |
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There are later super-obvious comparisons to Rand's novels and writings in Sword of Truth, but right now it's still kiiiiiinda-couched in fantasyland speak.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:02 |
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Pimpmust posted:Does this have a talking... dinosaur that loving "luves" Richard Cypher: Our Hero(tm)? I remember some read-through/mockery of this series that brought it up I think it's a gargoyle? All I remember is that the baby-talking monster thing was the point where it just seemed too stupid altogether and I stopped reading. From everything else I've seen about the series, I should be grateful to it for that.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 03:56 |
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DARKSEID DICK PICS posted:"gently caress You, Got Mine". Sounds remarkably similar to certain strains of Satanism when you put it like that
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 05:54 |
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Pimpmust posted:Sounds remarkably similar to certain strains of Satanism when you put it like that LaVey was pretty much inspired by Ayn Rand and objectivism.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 05:56 |
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You fuckers weren't kidding. He's going to outlaw fire. Holy poo poo this is hilarious. I can just see the author's wheels turning. "How can I explain how foolish it would be to outlaw things that kill people? AH YES! FIRE!"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 06:03 |
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Gotta be honest, I completely forgot Michael existed or that he, uh, made campaign promises "against" fire. I remember lots of magical bullshit going on at the border of the Westlands and stuff, but it seems like the Westland itself pretty much disappears for most of the series after the start of the first book.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 06:07 |
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Discovering that the story is set in the "Midlands" is now making me picture everyone speaking with broad Brummie accents.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 08:15 |
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Night10194 posted:You fuckers weren't kidding. He's going to outlaw fire. Holy poo poo this is hilarious. I can just see the author's wheels turning. "How can I explain how foolish it would be to outlaw things that kill people? AH YES! FIRE!" It wowould've been funnier if the mother had drowned, missed opportunity there.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 11:27 |
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Man, I don't remember any of this from the time I read Wizard's First Rule way back when. The 'ban fire!' thing is so transparently meant to be equivalent to the gun control argument that I don't know how I missed it. I think I managed to get some way into book 3 before I got sick of a) waiting for Richard to be wrong about something (anything) and b) Goodkind's habit of pulling yet more bullshit powers out of his protagonists' asses whenever something might plausibly threaten them. E: In fact, all I do remember are the BDSM cult, the twist ending, and being frustrated with the poor storytelling.
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potatocubed posted:Man, I don't remember any of this from the time I read Wizard's First Rule way back when. The 'ban fire!' thing is so transparently meant to be equivalent to the gun control argument that I don't know how I missed it. Because it's a terrible enough analogy that it does nothing except makes those who use it seem ... divorced from reality. I missed it because the "Must Have Guns!" lobby is not a thing in my country.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 14:21 |
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The straight faced rejoinder that "anger killed mom, not fire" only makes the argument more insane.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 14:52 |
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Sionak posted:I think it's a gargoyle? All I remember is that the baby-talking monster thing was the point where it just seemed too stupid altogether and I stopped reading. It's a Gar. He kills it's mother, but can't bear to kill the baby, so he kinda raises it. In the short term, it turns into a Saturday morning cartoon style VERY IMPORTANT LESSON about how sometimes you have to do things people don't like for their own good. Later on, it turns out to be the fulfillment of prophesy that isn't quite prophesy as Gratch leads an army of gars at Richard's side. 'Gratch lurrg Ratch-argggg'. When it comes to prophecy in the books, I did kinda like how it was reduced to basic computer programming. But again, the objectivism comes through, as unless you're one of the OVERMEN, prophecy is ultimately meaningless to you. Hmm. Do we need to be spoilering things? Overall plot? Things that happen eight books down the road?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 15:42 |
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"Spoilers" are fine, no one is gonna give a gently caress and still read the thread. This thread is lacking in pictures of the man himself, although surprisingly hard to find any decent sized ones. For some reason he dresses like an extra from the Matrix movies. And he really likes to These are pretty nice gems too: "The books I write are first of all novels, not fantasy, and that is deliberate; I'm really writing books about human beings." "To define me as a fantasy writer is to misunderstand the context of my books by misidentifying their fundamentals." "The stories I'm telling are not fantasy-driven, they're character-driven, and the characters I want to write about could be set in any world. I'd like to address a broader audience." ""What I have done with my work has irrevocably changed the face of fantasy. In so doing I've raised the standards. I have not only injected thought into a tired empty genre, but, more importantly, I've transcended it showing what more it can be . . ." Pimpmust fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 2, 2014 |
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Pimpmust posted:""What I have done with my work has irrevocably changed the face of fantasy. In so doing I've raised the standards. I have not only injected thought into a tired empty genre, but, more importantly, I've transcended it showing what more it can be . . ."
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:49 |
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Pimpmust posted:And he really likes to This picture is the inside-flap "About the Author" image going all the way back to 1994.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:10 |
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hahaha, wow, I never made the connection between the 'ban fire' and gun control. Is that seriously what its supposed to be about?
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Grimpond posted:hahaha, wow, I never made the connection between the 'ban fire' and gun control. Is that seriously what its supposed to be about? Somehow. Which is insane, because in a pre-industrial society without electric stoves, microwaves, etc. it will mean that everyone in the town will soon be dying from eating raw meat or will be turning vegetarian. Also, most industry, from blacksmithing to tanning to canning food to mining, will have to be shut down. No light sources after dark, either, so the security of the town will plummet... It is a bad analogy written by a bad writer to showcase his bad idea. In the real world, no matter how popular, Michael would be laughed off stage for the tasteless punchline to such a moving lead-up, and his political career would be over instantly.
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Spoilers Below posted:Somehow. incredible. I wonder what else I've forgotten about this series
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:47 |
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I am completely new to this "book"-thing and especially "f-a-n-t-a-s-y" but boy do I want to try some great piece of litterature out! Let's see what my favourite recommendation site Goodreads has to say!! Oooh what's this book 4.11 out of 5?? amazing, let's see what the 5/5 crowd thinks so I know if it's any good!! Dave, a simple name, I like Dave oh he must have good opinions? quote:Dave rated it 5 of 5 stars Thanks Dave! Oh who's this, James? I know a James! Did he read this too?? quote:James rated it 5 of 5 stars I like Morals! and life! Not rape though, but I guess that's fine. Hmm, I want something longer to really help me settle my mind here... ooooh this one is long. Terrence? Lay it down like you mean it!! quote:Terrence rated it 5 of 5 stars Not a book for children? A story not to be taken lightly!? Oh boy! I'm going to love this! You know what else I like? Cum...mings, let's see what he got to say! quote:Dean Cummings rated it 5 of 5 stars (To be fair, there's plenty of more... critical reviews, but god drat)
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 20:04 |
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Look, the first three books, and the last three books are fun reads, if you don't squint too hard. I haven't even bothered with the post-SoT series, I have to admit, but I don't take umbrage to them; he clearly said 'I'm done with THIS storyline; I'm not done with R&K.' The middle four books or whatever, though, get heavy-handed. Oh, and a major multi-book plot point is resolved by somebody comparing some dates.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 20:09 |
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Micheal was trying to ban fire? I thought he was just gonna make a committee on fire safety or something like that.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 20:23 |
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Sad thing is, I quite liked this series when I was a kid (read the first one at maybe 12 or 13 I think, possibly a little younger). I never read books too deeply back then, I tended to skim them, so I probably missed quite a lot. And it turns out, yes, I missed quite a lot! It definitely gets worse and harder to get through as it goes on.
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Robotic Folksinger posted:Micheal was trying to ban fire? I thought he was just gonna make a committee on fire safety or something like that. Truly a leader of the ages. "No, no! I said a *Juice* committee. What the hell am I supposed to do with this enormous pile of corpses? The district heating system? Hmm, well it could work... " So it was that Dick Cypher's mom; Bagina Cypher, ultimately died in a tragic, committee caused, accident. Quite ironic, you see, considering that it wasn't actually *anger* that caused her death after all, but fire. Lots of fire. And something about things coming full circle. And the Evil of Big Government. Also
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Who wants to meet an old man? Let's meet an old man. But first, more ham-handedness.quote:"You seem to know a lot about people. You're very perceptive, I mean about why they do what they do." Yes, that's right, our main villain is named Darken Rahl. quote:Richard was eager to get home. Along with his knife and the other things he had forgotten to take along, there was something else he had to have, a very important thing his father had given him. So on the way to Richard's cabin (which he has carefully strung spiderweb along as an early-warning system, Kahlan keeps running into them), he realizes someone has been there, because she's suddenly out of webs to hit when they near the house. Richard is kind of a dick for not telling her about the webs, incidentally. C'mon, man. Once again, she manages to outsmart our genius tracker, telling him "Hey, didn't your dad just have HIS house broken into before getting murdered? Maybe this is a similar kind of trap. Don't go in the front door." He heads around the house and sure enough, she's right. One near-fuckup as a squirrel almost rats him out later, he grabs his backpack and the aforementioned tooth, but can't get to the knife without risking alerting the intruder, some schmuck we never see who's chilling in Richard's favorite chair. Instead, they leave and head for Zedd's house, and Richard gets all mopey every step of the way. quote:The tooth hanging around his neck nagged at him. His secrets nagged at him. He wished his father had never made him the keeper of the secret book. A thought that had occurred to him back at his house, but he had ignored, forced itself to the front of his mind. The books at his house looked like they had been torn apart in a rage. Maybe because none was the right book. What if it was the secret book they were looking for? But that was impossible; no one but the true owner even knew of the book. Most of this chapter is silent narration, by the by. Occasionally one of them asks the other something that they refuse to answer plainly. OR... they could give supremely unhelpful advice to keep one another alive in cryptic ways! quote:Just before he went through the brush into the clearing he stopped to swat a fly that was biting his neck. Now, see, I want to give him credit for this scene, because that's kind of a cool bit of buildup and a freaky-rear end creature to boot? But the exposition right after takes a lot of the thrill out of it. quote:"Kahlan, what was that thing?" Richard's reply to this is "Okay this is the third time today I've nearly died, when I count ONE the entire rest of my life. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Kahlan proceeds to give absolutely no helpful information at all and ask him to make a fire. Chapter 4 ends mid-conversation and picks up one line later. God I hate how this series does chapters. Finally, after some more woodsiness, we g- hahahaha no we're still not going to address the elephant in the room, have more politics. quote:"I've never seen anything like a gar. The Midlands must be a dreadful place." From here we segue into The History of The (name)Lands. I am going to summarize because this goes on a while, anything in italics is a direct quote:
At this point, talking about the boundaries gives KAHLAN magical PTSD and she nearly has her soul sucked out because Richard is too good at asking questions. No, really. quote:"How do you do that?" she asked in a soft voice. At this point, Panis has his revenge, sending a quad to kill the great wizard's wife and kid, and in a few years' time he leaves the Midlands because now that they are a government they become corrupt and use magic wrong somehow. quote:"At first everything was fine, but then the council of the Midlands started taking actions the great wizard said were corrupt. Something to do with the magic. He found out the council had reneged on agreements about how the power of magic was to be controlled. He told them that their greed and the things they were doing would lead to worse horrors than those put down in the wars. They thought they knew better than he how the magic should be managed. They made a political appointment of a very important position that was a wizard's and a wizard's alone to fill. He was furious, he told them the position was one for which only a wizard could find the right person, and the appointment only a wizard's to make. The great wizard had trained other wizards, but in their greed, these others sided with the council. He was enraged. He said his wife and daughter had died for nothing. As punishment, the great wizard told them he would do the worst thing possible to them; he would leave them to suffer the consequence of their actions." GEE. I WONDER. Soooooo some people have been mentioning the huge undercurrent of how pacifism is the worst thing imaginable (which is, again, Objectivist in nature!) in these novels. Let's see the part where it begins! quote:"At the beginning of last winter, the movement started." At this point we go into a weird segment where Richard defends his brother against the obvious, even telling a story of how Michael clearly cheated some motherfuckers to sell some of his father's merchandise much better than he ever could (getting 4 gold pieces instead of 1 for a vase barely worth that), an act that made George Cypher forbid Michael to ever take part in his business dealings again. This makes Michael a good person? Maybe? Because when Dad next left, Michael paid off the family's entire debts with the spare money. I honestly don't know whether we're supposed to find Michael an rear end in a top hat or a quiet saint for this, given the tone of the story. We finally end the chapter when Kahlan finishes the exposition-load, and lets loose a quote:Richard stared. "But… is there nothing we can do?" Finally, the wisp asks her to use a Confessor's power on her, so she dies not knowing the loneliness of being the only night wisp around. Shar becomes hopelessly in love with Kahlan for ten seconds after "the thunder without lightning" is unleashed, and dies. The chapter ends with Richard returning to camp and the pair sleeping. We are 5 chapters in and holy god that was a long history lesson. And we still haven't met the old man.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 23:42 |
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I remember thinking Gars were legitimately cool and a neat idea. gently caress the rest of it, but Gars are neat.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 23:54 |
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It's just... the fact that she even gives a dramatic pause that the text points out for that lovely delivery. "Small gars COUNT THEIR FLIES."
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 23:57 |
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I'm pretty sure we are almost at the point where I found this book too boring to continue. I had lovely enough taste to read Xanth throughout middle school, I read TONS of terrible Star Wars EU books, I had collections of Forgotten Realms and Magic books, and this piece of poo poo didn't even make it halfway through before I called it quits. Like the thing with all the political bullshit is that it's dumb and boring if you aren't already a hardcore believer. Outlawing fire is loving stupid if you don't know it's meant to tie in to GUN CONTROL. "PACIFISTS ARE THE REAL ENEMIES BECAUSE THEY HANG PEOPLE is loving stupid if you're just scratching your head going "well uh, they aren't really pacifists then, are they?"
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ProfessorCirno posted:"PACIFISTS ARE THE REAL ENEMIES BECAUSE THEY HANG PEOPLE is loving stupid if you're just scratching your head going "well uh, they aren't really pacifists then, are they?" Wasn't this a thing in the Yuuzhan Vong era EU books as well? I think there was an evil peace movement that just wanted the Vong to win. Turns out that when you create every detail of the world and its history, you can make people who don't like war look pretty stupid!
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