Tell me about the science behind an Immaculate Conception

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Tell me about the science behind an Immaculate Conception

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Zeus came down from mount Olympus incarnate as a giant goose and raped the thirteen year old Mary and his magic godseed created Jesus otherwise known as Hercules to the ancient Sumerians

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BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

it's when I gently caress your mom and she pregnant and then I leave town and whoops no father!

...dad?

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