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Sub Harrison

Good story really had me on the edge of my seat. Can't wait for the OVA.

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Bloodfart McCoy

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Spaceship blunts for everyone!

Lil Cunty


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Spaceship blunts for everyone!



:flashfap:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Spaceship blunts for everyone!



:wow:

Senior Management



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Spaceship blunts for everyone!



:vince:

A Time To Chill

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Spaceship blunts for everyone!



these are the voyages of the starship blunterprise

Bloodfart McCoy

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A Time To Chill posted:

these are the voyages of the starship blunterprise

It's five year mission: to chill out and blaze with some aliens or whatever,

Piso Mojado

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

It's five year mission: to chill out and blaze with some aliens or whatever,

google THIS

we still didn't get a satisfying conclusion to the story tho I mean did the dildo come out? what did it do afterwards? what career path did it take, and did its tenure in a human colon inspire it to humanitarian efforts?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

we still didn't get a satisfying conclusion to the story tho I mean did the dildo come out? what did it do afterwards? what career path did it take, and did its tenure in a human colon inspire it to humanitarian efforts?

I like to think that everything came out ok

Piso Mojado

The real tragedy is that the op had to go through all of this while getting hit 6k post. kinda a buzzkill.

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I like to think that everything came out ok

yes, I do hope he was able to put all of this behind him

Bloodfart McCoy

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The dildo came out sideways and I bled to death on the toilet.

the end

tao of lmao

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The dildo came out sideways and I bled to death on the toilet.

the end

your friend

tao of lmao

Jett posted:

we still didn't get a satisfying conclusion to the story tho I mean did the dildo come out? what did it do afterwards? what career path did it take, and did its tenure in a human colon inspire it to humanitarian efforts?

if you want to lend your expertise just ask

cuntman.net

um, he did

Jett posted:

goddammit step aside, I'll handle this!

Bloodfart McCoy

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wth posted:

your friend

of course :downs:

twizzlespark

Twizzlespark.
you should've went to the hospital imo

but good to hear it came out

j883376


Linux Toddler!

Vynar posted:

I was scrolling through this thread really fast and I thought I saw an orange Halloween Smoobles but I was wrong. :vapes:

The secret is, you did see Spookbles

google THIS

j883376 posted:

The secret is, you did see Spookbles



:eek:

veilo

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This is not funny, my brother died this way : got a dildo up there, I tried asking for help on the forums but of course everyone just laughed instead of helping. Then all the poop backed up and he died :(

Bloodfart McCoy

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Raising awareness in this thread.

FEADS

Fully Enveloped Anal Dildo Syndrome

hemale in pain




veilo posted:

This is not funny, my brother died this way : got a dildo up there, I tried asking for help on the forums but of course everyone just laughed instead of helping. Then all the poop backed up and he died :(

why did you not fist your brother and retrieve the dildo with your hand? did you not love him enough?

hosed up

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Goldmine immediately

Blue's Clues

salad tongs. has anyone tried salad tongs? Williams Sonoma has a stainless set that works well. stay away from wood.

Bloodfart McCoy

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Jett posted:

I've seen GBS threads to the effect that your rear end is basically a vacuum cleaner and anything you put up there is likely to be sucked up

Except for poop :stare:

Poop must possess some strange scientific, even spiritual properties.

google THIS

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Except for poop :stare:

Poop must possess some strange scientific, even spiritual properties.

sometimes if you hold a poop and let go it will float up to the ceiling instead of falling to the floor

you may not believe me, but i ask you: how many poops have you tried this with?

WetNightmare

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whhhaaats the deal with people "losing" things up their rear end? i mean ..it's right there, is it not? up your rear end

Pizzatime


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A Time To Chill

anyone know where to get those giant edible double ended dildos? or gummie worms w/e. i'm gonna use it as a dildo tho

Bloodfart McCoy

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A Time To Chill posted:

anyone know where to get those giant edible double ended dildos? or gummie worms w/e. i'm gonna use it as a dildo tho

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Worm-Cherry-Blue-Raspberry-Flavor-/201096354135?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ed246d957

Thawixx
Well, it's confirmed that if you don't poop for a long time, you'll vomit diluted feces. So if he holds it in long enough, he'll burp out the dildo eventually

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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


Thawixx posted:

Well, it's confirmed that if you don't poop for a long time, you'll vomit diluted feces. So if he holds it in long enough, he'll burp out the dildo eventually

how long are we talking here?

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