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grats, man

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Why are you guys trolling my good friend Bloodfart McCoy?

I thought this was the chill forums for helping friends of friends with their problems?

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Captain No-mates posted:

i believe this guy. we should stop messing around and help his friend

this forum is full of psychos who get off on others pain and torment. it's completely messed.

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tell your friend that it's going to be alright. tell him to relax. tell him to breathe. tell him to go sit on the toilet and tell him to prepare to pop the cork

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This is the Bloodfart McCoy origin story.

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byob has been sexy as heck lately

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The dildo came out sideways and I bled to death on the toilet.

the end

your friend

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Jett posted:

we still didn't get a satisfying conclusion to the story tho I mean did the dildo come out? what did it do afterwards? what career path did it take, and did its tenure in a human colon inspire it to humanitarian efforts?

if you want to lend your expertise just ask

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