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according to WebMD, since he knows exactly where the dildo is he technically did not "lose" it

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I FELT THE END OF IT!!!!

Then i pushed it further in by accident! SON OF A BITCH

goddammit step aside, I'll handle this!

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I've seen GBS threads to the effect that your rear end is basically a vacuum cleaner and anything you put up there is likely to be sucked up

the obvious solution is to press your anus up against your friend's so your rear end can suck the dildo out

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if you hit it just right it'll break in half and half will come out his mouth and half will come out his butt and that signifies good luck

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

BLOOOD!!?!?!?!?!?!




a blood...fart?

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do the Heimlich maneuver except have him stand on his head and do it upside down

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we did it, BYOB success story

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we still didn't get a satisfying conclusion to the story tho I mean did the dildo come out? what did it do afterwards? what career path did it take, and did its tenure in a human colon inspire it to humanitarian efforts?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I like to think that everything came out ok

yes, I do hope he was able to put all of this behind him

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j883376 posted:

The secret is, you did see Spookbles



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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Except for poop :stare:

Poop must possess some strange scientific, even spiritual properties.

sometimes if you hold a poop and let go it will float up to the ceiling instead of falling to the floor

you may not believe me, but i ask you: how many poops have you tried this with?

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