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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why isn't anyone talking about TNA's new tv deal?

Many of us are trying to will it out of existence.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Wait, XPlosion still exists?

Charlie72
Apr 21, 2010

Maxwell Lord posted:

Wait, XPlosion still exists?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I think its just an international show that has one original match and then a bunch of web content and recaps. I see the matches pop up sometimes on youtube.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Great White Hope posted:

This is your reminder that AJ Styles vs. a nobody in the middle of bumfuck nowhere managed to draw larger crowds than TNA could despite having AJ + people fans have actually heard of + a national television program that, for all we laugh at how awful it has been, averages about a million viewers a week.

This is your reminder that Hoodslam, which I'm still not entirely convinced is actually real, draws significantly larger crowds than TNA.

In my opinion, this is because TNA is irrevocably poisoned. Due to years of insanity, awfullness, and bad bad wrestling decisions, the TNA brand has such a terrible reputation that no self respecting wrestling fan wants anything to do with it. They certainly don't do themselves any favours by consistently booking themselves in arenas, stadiums, high school gyms that they cant fill.

Even if, (and it's a big IF), TNA gets its poo poo together, and Dixie inexplicably starts making decent decisions, and the product becomes watchable, they are so poisoned by what they have done before, and burdened by the reputation of "lolTNA", that it will be really really hard to build themselves up to any decent level.

So, as long as it is on the Carter family gravy train, (also known as the "please don't let my daughter experience the real world"), TNA will limp along pathetically watched by the same rusted on fans and no-one else, and perform in front of the 5 homeless people they couldn't scare away from the abandoned warehouse that they are booked in.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I agree- at this point the brand is toxic. Even if they somehow got their poo poo together nobody would notice, especially because they've had their brief moments of seeming to have it together before only to gently caress it all up before the year was out.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The brand was toxic the minute they named it "TNA" and expected anyone anywhere to take it seriously

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why isn't anyone talking about TNA's new tv deal?

I clicked the link below and apparently the WWE released Eugene. :ohdear:

How long till he gets a run as TNA champ?

ColeM
Dec 23, 2007
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Even if you explain that tna stands for 'Total Non-Stop Action' to people it still sounds like a stupid name that a 6 year old came up with when he was coming up with a name for his imaginary wrestling company.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ColeM posted:

Even if you explain that tna stands for 'Total Non-Stop Action' to people it still sounds like a stupid name that a 6 year old came up with when he was coming up with a name for his imaginary wrestling company.

That's because it's exactly what happened. :russo:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!

Chokes McGee posted:

That's because it's exactly what happened. :russo:

I forget, was the story about Jarrett naming the company TNA so people would confuse it with porn (and thus buy the PPVs without realizing their mistake unti it was too late) true, or was that just some wrestling urban legends stuff?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy




What am I looking at here? I assume it's about how lovely TNA's arenas and crowds are, but the first one is too dark for me to make out if there's a lot of empty seats, and the second one is zoomed in pretty close. What's specifically laughable about these two?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!

Jonny Angel posted:

the first one is too dark for me to make out if there's a lot of empty seats

It's TNA, of course there's a lot of empty seats.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Jonny Angel posted:





What am I looking at here? I assume it's about how lovely TNA's arenas and crowds are, but the first one is too dark for me to make out if there's a lot of empty seats, and the second one is zoomed in pretty close. What's specifically laughable about these two?

The reason it's so dark is because they turned the lights off so you wouldn't see the empty seats.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Mr. Carlisle posted:

The brand was toxic the minute they named it "TNA" and expected anyone anywhere to take it seriously
They even had a chance to rectify this. The brand was the NWA when they debuted, and TNA was the name of the television show. When they dropped the NWA, they essentially made a conscious choice to continue using a ridiculous name at a crossroads where they could've easily rebranded.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
And by the time they decided to try and rebrand (when they renamed the TV show Impact Wrestling and switched to the blue-and-white logos), the dumb name was so entrenched that it was futile. Of course, they half-assed the rebranding anyway, so it would fail even if it hadn't been doomed from the start.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I forget, was the story about Jarrett naming the company TNA so people would confuse it with porn (and thus buy the PPVs without realizing their mistake unti it was too late) true, or was that just some wrestling urban legends stuff?

Sports Entertainment Xtreme

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I still think that 90% of the reason why the Knockouts were a draw was channel-flippers who happened to be going through during Knockout matches, so they saw a show called TNA that had chicks, so they stuck around, only to change the moment they realized it wasn't 2 hours of hot girls.

I never checked the numbers to know if the Knockouts no longer being a draw coincided with changing the show's name to Impact Wrestling, and that's far more effort than the company deserves.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I forget, was the story about Jarrett naming the company TNA so people would confuse it with porn (and thus buy the PPVs without realizing their mistake unti it was too late) true, or was that just some wrestling urban legends stuff?

The TNA name was chosen because they wanted to do more risque stuff without the need to worry about TV sponsors.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

LividLiquid posted:

They even had a chance to rectify this. The brand was the NWA when they debuted, and TNA was the name of the television show. When they dropped the NWA, they essentially made a conscious choice to continue using a ridiculous name at a crossroads where they could've easily rebranded.

They also hamstrung themselves by having Jarrett be ric flair 2.0 without any metric to see how well they were drawing.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

coconono posted:

They also hamstrung themselves by having Jarrett be ric flair 2.0 without any metric to see how well they were drawing.
Well they saw how well WWE ratings did after their post Austin/Rock/HBK reign of doom from HHH and figured "why not?"

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

MassRafTer posted:

The TNA name was chosen because they wanted to do more risque stuff without the need to worry about TV sponsors.
Didn't Russo come up with the name?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Perigryn posted:

Didn't Russo come up with the name?

I have no idea. The name was original Tuesday Night Attitude because they were REALLY committed to having that acronym. I think that was chosen before Russo came on board, but it's possible when they got the Wednesday timeslot Jeff went to Vince and said "We need something else TNA can stand for."

Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster
So when did TNA became so bad?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Sramaker posted:

So when did TNA became so bad?

Become?

They've certainly had bright spots on the show for most of their history, and even periods, like in around 2005-06, where the show was broadly enjoyable, but the very first show was a pretty atrocious trainwreck.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Sramaker posted:

So when did TNA became so bad?

When Jeff called up his dad and said "I have an idea for a promotion based around weekly PPVs."

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Sramaker posted:

So when did TNA became so bad?

Bad is their default state, it's more that they managed to have a few brief periods of goodness, but always, ALWAYS blew the opportunity in some form or another.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008
Just follow the thread of that one guy who's going through their weekly PPV era... both ROH and TNA had homophobic-stereotype tag team match beginnings for their first cards*, but ROH's card at least ended with Bryan Danielson vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Low Ki. TNA's on the other hand...

* I like to think that "lol ill pretend u said 18" was karma punching Rob Feinstein in the face for that first match.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Chortles posted:

Just follow the thread of that one guy who's going through their weekly PPV era... both ROH and TNA had homophobic-stereotype tag team match beginnings for their first cards*, but ROH's card at least ended with Bryan Danielson vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Low Ki. TNA's on the other hand...

* I like to think that "lol ill pretend u said 18" was karma punching Rob Feinstein in the face for that first match.

I didn't realize Awesome Kong was working with them so early.

EyeRChris
Mar 3, 2010

Intergalactic, all-planetary, everything super-supreme champion

Maxwell Lord posted:

Bad is their default state, it's more that they managed to have a few brief periods of goodness, but always, ALWAYS blew the opportunity in some form or another.

Yeah there were several hope spot moments through their history but then they would blow it and destroy any sort of goodwill they built up. They even had streaks with good feuds and strong action. And for a while they had what was considered one of the better woman's divisions in wrestling. But after Hogan came and they changed a lot and forced a good chunk of the roster away it just went downhill. Joseph Park Esq. was one of the best things in recent history and it just ended flatly. :(

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
EC3 is still too good for this company but I'm glad everyone else found out how great he is and hopefully he can make some good indie money

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

or maybe go back to WWE, get utilized and make good money(LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE THE FIRST TIME YOU HACKS)

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!

coconono posted:

or maybe go back to WWE, get utilized

John Ce--whoops sorry, wrong thread. :v:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I still don't know why people think Jeff Jarrett was such a great promoter since TNA has always been a failure and has only lived by being bailed out by the owner's rich parents.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

achillesforever6 posted:

I still don't know why people think Jeff Jarrett was such a great promoter since TNA has always been a failure and has only lived by being bailed out by the owner's rich parents.

Who has ever said Jeff Jarrett is a great promoter? Besides TNA diehards who say all sorts of stupid stuff

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I think the people who call Jeff Jarrett a great promoter are basing it on the fact that his wrestling promotion that does not exist is going to have its first show be New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom.

So, much like GFW, it is a joke.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

achillesforever6 posted:

I still don't know why people think Jeff Jarrett was such a great promoter since TNA has always been a failure and has only lived by being bailed out by the owner's rich parents.

I think its more people are hoping something of Jerry Jarrett's promoter expertise has filtered down to Jeff.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Great White Hope posted:

I think the people who call Jeff Jarrett a great promoter are basing it on the fact that his wrestling promotion that does not exist is going to have its first show be New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom.

So, much like GFW, it is a joke.

which is the carniest promoter move i've seen this year and therefore he is the purest promoter and will be the 2015 promoter of the year and the king of the mountain.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Judging by the activity in this thread the thread title seems to be a boldfaced lie. I guess it's because all the shows have already been taped and discussed and TNA managed to not majorly screw up anything for days now.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Grendels Dad posted:

Judging by the activity in this thread the thread title seems to be a boldfaced lie. I guess it's because all the shows have already been taped and discussed and TNA managed to not majorly screw up anything for days now.

There's really nothing new to discuss aside from TV deal news, and nothing's come out on that front for a while.

The TV is all taped.

Their next 4 events are a One Night Only taping in Japan in a couple weeks main evented by The Great Muta and Tajiri vs. Sanada and James Storm, which is only slightly above a midcard match, and the UK Tour in January.

And honestly, there's nothing to say about Impact other than how goddamn depressing the shows are because the crowd is so tiny.

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