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I'm a fairly attractive, charismatic, and sociable guy in my mid-20's blah blah blah... The point is when it's all said and done, I look at "neckbeards" and the typically describable "weird" both on this site and elsewhere and I'm super jealous. They all have, like, real actual friends. That's something I totally lack. I have zero friends outside of work. I never talk to any of my work friends outside of work. I drive by awkward little groups of people with furry caps on or tails hanging from their belt loop and I get really envious. I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on social interaction, yet those guys and gals still have a larger social network than me. I don't know if this is the right place to put this. I never post. Though I've lurked on and off for about 10 years. Feel free to openly mock me.
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same OP. its hard for me being a supreme magnificent gentleman, the true alpha male.
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Oct 3, 2014 03:44
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You can be physically attractive and still be a hosed up weirdo op its ok
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It's really easy to make friends with those people, OP. Just never say anything mean to them or criticize them or gossip about people because they're huge babies about doing fun stuff like that.
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Oct 3, 2014 03:46
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BetaCrew all the way, bro.
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Oct 3, 2014 03:46
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it's lonely at the top
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BucketFoot posted:I'm a fairly attractive, charismatic, and sociable guy BucketFoot posted:I have zero friends
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Oct 3, 2014 03:51
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^^^^ This guy gets it. ^^^^
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Oct 3, 2014 03:53
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if you dont haev any friends op you can take some of mine. im usually too busy sperging out to return their clals
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Oct 3, 2014 03:54
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pretend u dont care about having friends then all of a sudden youll have lots of friends, then u gently caress them
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Oct 3, 2014 03:55
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mookface posted:You can be physically attractive and still be a hosed up weirdo op its ok This. 
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Oct 3, 2014 03:58
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^^ Literally having sex with my friends has maybe contributed to my current friendless status. P.s. BeefThief I will take your friends. can you ship them to Seattle? p.p.s. I promise not to have sex with them.
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Oct 3, 2014 03:58
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do deadlifts, make friends
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Oct 3, 2014 03:59
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take bucket off foot, friends will soon come for bucket. if bucket is blue, they might be walruses.
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Oct 3, 2014 04:03
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Why do you want friends, why not just one friend. I personally have gotten more out of 1on1 interactions, occasionally 3 people.
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Oct 3, 2014 04:04
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Tautologicus posted:Why do you want friends, why not just one friend. I personally have gotten more out of 1on1 interactions, occasionally 3 people. happy 1 year anniversary, you goku cucking gay goatman
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Oct 3, 2014 04:08
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Rajjoble posted:happy 1 year anniversary, you goku cucking gay goatman Oh wow well then today is the day to proudly scream im gay
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Oct 3, 2014 04:10
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You can never be sure if youre getting the point across
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Oct 3, 2014 04:11
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It's not that hard to grow a neckbeard brah.
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Oct 3, 2014 04:11
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Tautologicus posted:Why do you want friends, why not just one friend. I personally have gotten more out of 1on1 interactions, occasionally 3 people. Seriously would take one friend. I have my brother, who is awesome and cool. But is autistic and not great at empathy. Also lives an hour away.
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InterFaced posted:It's not that hard to grow a neckbeard brah. i'm literally incapable of growing a neckbeard. this is why i'm so successful, popular, and sexually accomplished
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Oct 3, 2014 04:15
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BucketFoot posted:^^ Literally having sex with my friends has maybe contributed to my current friendless status. Next time I go to a mariners game I will pm you and we can hang out and it will appear at a glance that we are friends
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Oct 3, 2014 04:17
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meetup.com
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BucketFoot posted:Seriously would take one friend. I have my brother, who is awesome and cool. But is autistic and not great at empathy. Also lives an hour away. Just walk up to people you think are cool and assume you relate to them in some way, its not hard unless everyone around you is a total nob
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Oct 3, 2014 04:19
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you dont have any friends in seattle because you're a Boring 747
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Oct 3, 2014 04:20
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i am jealous of their warhammer figs and magic card binders
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Oct 3, 2014 04:21
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Im actually terrible, or uninterested in making new friends, never meet anyone i see eye to eye with, but im good at talking to strangers. Its easy. Strangers are up for almost any conversation if you do it right The trick is to tell them something, dont ask them something, dont put em on the spot. Not talking about picking up chicks , just shooting the poo poo on the street and/or being the crazy guy. Nothing better than sharing some random laugh with a stranger and walking off and not seeing them again. the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Oct 3, 2014 |
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Oct 3, 2014 04:21
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BeefThief posted:you dont have any friends in seattle because you're a Boring 747 How dare you.
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Tautologicus posted:Im actually terrible, or uninterested in making new friends, never meet anyone i see eye to eye with, but im good at talking to strangers. Its easy. Strangers are up for almost any conversation if you do it right No, like, I totally have that poo poo down. I'm not socially introverted or anything. It's the "phone a friend on a Friday night to see if he wants to grab a drink" type of friendship that I don't have. I'm lacking that tight circle of friends that I feel is really sorta common with everyone I see/meet.
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mookface posted:Next time I go to a mariners game I will pm you and we can hang out and it will appear at a glance that we are friends Next season we'll covertly meet and awkwardly shake hands at or near the stadium. It's a date.
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BucketFoot posted:No, like, I totally have that poo poo down. I'm not socially introverted or anything. It's the "phone a friend on a Friday night to see if he wants to grab a drink" type of friendship that I don't have. I'm lacking that tight circle of friends that I feel is really sorta common with everyone I see/meet. Yea im just saying stuff. Good luck, i have no idea about that, youll figure it out. Just be a cool guy thats down for hanging out. This is making me think of that onion article "area man is somehow bad at hanging out". That isn't you is it?? (Was this meant to be an advice thread? I dont even know)
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Oct 3, 2014 04:31
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just pretend your not a loser op and you will be swimming in the bitches http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/
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you should really post a more detailed thread in e/n that gets to the root of the issue...gbs isnt really a 'safe space'. plus it will help put it all in perspective if you just write like theres no tomorrow for a few minutes to an hour
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BucketFoot posted:I'm a fairly attractive, charismatic, and sociable guy in my mid-20's blah blah blah... The point is when it's all said and done, I look at "neckbeards" and the typically describable "weird" both on this site and elsewhere and I'm super jealous. They all have, like, real actual friends. If you wanna be a furry dude just go ahead a be a furry
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BeefThief posted:you should really post a more detailed thread in e/n that gets to the root of the issue...gbs isnt really a 'safe space'. plus it will help put it all in perspective if you just write like theres no tomorrow for a few minutes to an hour Yeah. OK. I guess I'll do that. I'm just so nervous about actually *~*~*~posting*~*~*~* I didn't want to post in the wrong place.
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a creepy colon posted:If you wanna be a furry dude just go ahead a be a furry Nah, bro. I went on a blind date with a furry once. That is not my scene. NOT. MY. SCENE.
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Oct 3, 2014 04:37
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Maybe your breath is REALLY terrible
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Tautologicus posted:Im actually terrible, or uninterested in making new friends, never meet anyone i see eye to eye with, but im good at talking to strangers. Its easy. Strangers are up for almost any conversation if you do it right You're basically the crazy person on the street that approaches people and spews batshit all over them. Hello dear friend. Stop following me home.
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go to craigslist op
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