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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Filmpolitiet (which is Norse or something??) has a random Sandler generator. Complete with generated film poster.

If you have insomnia like me, try it out.

Examples:

http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/adam-sandler-movie-maker/?plot=542e6d9d027c5&lang=en

Almighty Crime
- Fighting the law 'till the end of time.


Adam Sandler is a single burglar, but one day he realizes that he is able to control time with his mind. He stages a wedding with his college roomate and fools around, until he realizes that pride comes before a fall. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.

http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/adam-sandler-movie-maker/?plot=542e6e958e5f6&lang=en

Toddling Nitwit
- Facing reality without bowel control.


Adam Sandler is a well adjusted nitwit, but one day he realizes that he is a baby. He stages his own death and fools around, until he falls in love with the boss's daughter. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/adam-sandler-movie-maker/?plot=542e70a643ec9&lang=en

Pretty sure this is Norway saying that September 11th was an inside job.
:911:


Also, it turns out the website is P3 or something. IDK what Filmpolitiet stands for except to guess "film"-something. My mistake.

The image in this incomprehensible article makes me want to start a Sandler Crew.
http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/2014/10/adam-sandler-tar-over-netflix/

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
lol















































not

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
film politiet : the movie police

loving goons dont know norwegian

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Don't care about Adam Sandler, irrelevent

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i just had a thunderclap fart, who wants to hear about it?

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Adam Sandler? Seriously? Who gives a poo poo?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

0_0

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Southpark did this joke a decade ago, when it was relevant.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
It's not funny unless it was done on here 10 years ago and run into the loving ground every 3 months since.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Thought this was going to be meat shoes.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
I dunno I might actually go and see this one depending on who the director is.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Suicide Sam E. posted:

(which is Norse or something??)

I think you mean Norwegian (spoken in Norway by Norwegians). Norse is what Norsemen spoke, and they're not around anymore.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

I think you mean Norwegian (spoken in Norway by Norwegians). Norse is what Norsemen spoke, and they're not around anymore.

Hah! Fløøgen yuugå løvfe guugen. Pååntu hæærbe lut? Lavtå høølbær untegvår lifvle.

OP tykkjer eg er ein forbanna såpekokar. Ørtæv. Buks. Nåsså.



Filmsnutjævlane posted:




Orgasmic Hockey-

Pucking around while faking it.Adam Sandler is a workaholic hockey player, but one day he realizes that he is exeptionally talented at simulating orgasms. He exploits this for his own good and fools around, until he realizes that pride comes before a fall. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.


Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Oct 3, 2014

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Nice piece of fish posted:

Hah! Fløøgen yuugå løvfe guugen. Pååntu hæærbe lut? Lavtå høølbær untegvår lifvle.

OP tykkjer eg er ein forbanna såpekokar. Ørtæv. Buks. Nåsså.

Norwegian: The sounds you make trying to speak while eating noodles.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/adam-sandler-movie-maker/?plot=542e920738e97&lang=en

has anyone gotten this adam sandler face before i havent seen it and cant get it again

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oh i got it again, sorry op, and sorry itt

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


With special cameos by Harvey Keitel and Aatrek

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-tragedies-weirdly-predicted-adam-sandler-783

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